Randomn my foot!

[Atrocities]

I was once picked for a random UA at work. Ironically if happened shortly after I pissed off my Group Lead, Lori, by calling her a skinny crack *women of the night* with the IQ of a 20 year hard core pot smoker!

Random my ***. Also I was also once UA'ed because some dumb, nosie, self rightous, medelling, *female dog* reported that she had seen me "shooting up" in the mens locker room. She evidently "accidently" happened to have looked in to see what she could see when a couple of the maitenance men left the locker room. She waited outside until I left then followed me to my department, I thought she was just weird, but it turned out that she was looking to turn me in.

The not so funny thing was, I was pulled out of the department, UA'ed, and sent home on unpaid suspension. I was then called at home the following day and terminated by my supervisor for having used drugs at work.

Image my surprise. You know the funny part was when I went in for my exit interview and was told exactly why I was being terminated, I laughed. The lady, Rose, just looked at me like I was stupid mad or something. She told me that loosing my job over drug use is nothing to laugh at. I told her that I was not laughing because it was funny, albeit it was, I was laughing because I was terminated for taking insilin.

Needless to say I got my job back. I was not compensated for what happened, but they did pay me for the two weeks I was off work, and the supervisors that were involved were educated as to proper methods of investigating drug use alligations.

Now I wonder what will happen if I hever have to fly a long distance and try to take my needels and insilin on board a plane..... oh boy.

[El_Phil]

If an ex-girlfriend of mine ever has to fly that'll be fun. With a massive allergy to rubber she has to carry a huge needle full of adrenlin in case she goes into anaphalctic shock after accidental contact. Great fun going into clubs as well...

That was a strange couple of months.