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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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24: If your flagship has a hemy'
25: If your warships all have a "Ford Tough" bumper sticker...
26: IF your warships actually HAVER BUMPERS!
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ROFLMAO - Very funny.
And is it the Walmart or Walmark? (That too is very funny. In fact the list so far is histerical.)
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:52 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
30. If your idea of diplomacy involves the use of a shot gun.
31. If your best Suite looks like it was bought at the K-Mart.
32. If your idea of planetary defense is to dump all your garbage in orbit hoping the bad guys run into it.
33. If your Flag ship has an out house in tow.
34. If you refer to diplomatic gatherings as a "Shin'Dig."
35. If your love life involves animals.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:54 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
36. If you ate the alien ambassador who was sent to your planet to make peace.
37. If you named your ship classes after hunting dogs.... Sketer, Rosko, Clyde, etc.
[ June 03, 2004, 05:01: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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June 3rd, 2004, 09:27 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
38. You invade all enemies with an immediate declaration of war upon meeting them. No negotitions etc.
(just added the number)
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:31 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
41. Your resources minister is Jed Clampett.
42. Your diplomatic minister is Jethro Bodine.
43. Your armaments minister is Granny Clampett.
44. Your Confidential Secretary is Elly May.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:40 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
45. By law all planets in your empire have two southern hemispheres.
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June 3rd, 2004, 07:35 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
46. you are your own heir to the throne
47. Your princess is also your queen
48. You take a break from warmongering to watch Dukes of Hazard on Nick at Nite
49. Instead of refitting your troops with the latest Version of the death ray bLaster, you make them keep thier double barrelled shotguns and fillet knifes. Why? Because a Country Boy Can Survive
50. you take over entire worlds just for a good fishing hole
51. Your idea of an outpost is a deer stand
[ June 03, 2004, 21:14: Message edited by: cpbeller ]
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June 3rd, 2004, 07:42 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
52. Your top of the line battle station is a 32 foot Airstream Trailer with a Swamp Cooler on the roof and a bumper sticker that says " If this trailers a rock'n, don't come a knock'n"
(just adjusted the number)
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Isn't it great that the Europeans know what Redneck culture is? And how good they are at identifying it?
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June 3rd, 2004, 09:02 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
53. Your tractor beam is powered by a labrador retreiver.  
54. Your farmer tan is enhanced by multiple stars in your system.
(just adjusted the number)
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June 3rd, 2004, 10:51 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
55. You have 300 ships orbiting your planet and none of them work.
56. If an offical military action involves stopping by the local Wal-Mart Planet to pick up shot gun shells and a case of beer.
57. If you consider new Star Ships of the line to be inferior to your rust bucket garbage scow because they have seat bealts for the captains chair.
58. If you believe dental hygen is for the weak races.
59. Your planets number one trade comodity is bull sh**.
60. If you Still Believe the South won the civil war way back on Earth in the yur'in 1969. ( )
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