Guess What I Now Have?

[Borg]

Did you know that the old BG game had a tip (you know the kind, "tip of the day") saying: "Remember what while your characters do not need to eat, you do! We don't want to lose any dedicated fans!"

Yeah, and there were several great remarks as well,
like by the Evil Dwarf (forgot his name) : there's nothing wrong with your head that I cannot cure with my axe

[The Panther]

Dungeon Keeper had that too. From midnight to the wee hoursn, every hour on the hour, you would get a message telling you stuff like, 'Don't Keepers need to sleep?'. They message was always the same one for each hour so it was almost like an alarm clock. I remember that I would hear a certain message and think, Holy Cow, it's 2 AM already???

[Agrajag]

Dungeon Keeper had that too. From midnight to the wee hoursn, every hour on the hour, you would get a message telling you stuff like, 'Don't Keepers need to sleep?'. They message was always the same one for each hour so it was almost like an alarm clock. I remember that I would hear a certain message and think, Holy Cow, it's 2 AM already???

I rather like the DKII Messages of "Your creature like the new carpeting" and "Your creatures ask that you install airconditioning" (or something similar) and the well known "The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move".
I like games with homour, like Monkey Island (the best quest series ever!).
Books as well - The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy and the Discworld series.