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Old March 7th, 2005, 05:48 AM
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This is what happens when you circumvent natural selection:

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Default Re: OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping

I just gotta wonder how long till we see 'Warning: Made to kill' on the side of a gun.
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Old March 7th, 2005, 06:28 AM
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Default Re: OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping

Why not skyscrapers?? Much more thrill.
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Default Re: OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping



This just has to be a hoax...

That kid is an honourable mention for the Darwin Awards right now.
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Watch, some day some jerk will sue Malfador because he played SEIV and then went out and glassed an entire planet. "The game made me do it." Its never about personal responsibility any more.

Believe it or not, but at least once every year some idiot thinks up the brillant plan of sneaking into someones house by going down the chiminy. After hours and hours of rescue work they are freed and then later sue the home owner over the ordeal. It happens each year up hear without fail. I ask you how is it that these fools have survived this long without circoming to a trajic and violent accidental death? Easy, warning lables. "Do not use in shower." "My be sliper when wet," etc.

We just really need a natural event that collectively removes the stupid people from our society.

The one big question I have is, why do women find these morons more appealling than I? Is it because they are uber retards - beef cakes, or is it because they have such low standards that idots who make the Darwin Awards seem smart to them? Whatever it is, it needs to be stopped.
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OMG! 293 people actually think that its the Garages fault and that the garage should be held responsible. Well I guess we know of 293 people who should never be allowed out into public again. (No offense, but they are all most likely trial injury lawyers.)

Choice Votes Percentage of 11600 Votes
The Garages Are Responsible 293 3%
Garage Jumpers Are Responsible 11307 97%
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Some of this stuff is funny
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Default Re: OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping

Quote:
"I don't think we recognized it before as a danger," Vennero said.
No, of course not, its not like jumping across roofs which are over 80feet in the air is a danger now is it?

I agree with AT about the natural event comment
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Someone got a million dollars off of McDonald's for phyisical and emotional pain when the coffee burnt their tounge. People do some really stupid things... Coffee is supposed to be hot!
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Default Re: OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping

Perhaps we should send one third of our population out into a space-ark and tell them they're the second of three arks with alphabetical indicators. And then let's set the ark's systems to be locked into a direct course for the planet surface, so they crash.

I mean, what harm could they possibly do.....?
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