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Old July 4th, 2009, 10:31 PM
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
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Romance 9.5 and
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Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as
:


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NHL 5.0,
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CFL 3.0 and
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Golf Clubs 4.1.1

Also
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

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Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.




DEAR DESPERATE
,

First, keep in mind,
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
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Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update..
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If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0to default toGrumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
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Please note thatBeer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0program These are incompatible applications and Husband 1.0 will crash .

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend
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Cooking 3.0 and
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Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support
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