Re: To Mullah man
No, I was directing my remarks to the Mullah of Afghanistan, who actually is not a mullah. He has not done the necessary work to earn that title, it is a title of respect for the leader of the Taliban.
Sorry if my remarks offended at all. I didn't mean it as such. (Believe me, I was sure thinking other words that are unfit to be printed about the terrorists)
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.