Machaka screwed more than ever ?

[Ballbarian]

I submit this possible flavor text for your review Omnirizon:

From the deepest, darkest depths of the long forgotten reaches of the forums, the dust stirs and the ashes blow aside as a thread is called and it's undying text claws it's way back to the light of the first page. It must answer the call of it's master. Only the bravest souls will cast this unholy spell.