Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Power Man:
So David, you don’t have to listen to fake rain. You can listen to the splashing fountain.
(Just watch out for the Tigger Lilies.)

Power Man, The old fountain looks great, and I like the fake rain, not just for the sound, I like the way the water slowly washes down the window. I kind of reminds me of a one-way lava lamp

Of course, now that you installed the fountain, I'll be sure to take advantage of the benches on nice sunny days!

Cheers!

[Taz-in-Space]

...OK everybody Powerman has bought a round for the house! (Just hope he can still pay after getting napalmed)

And while your getting your drinks, Take a copy of Taz's very first game: 1050951944.zip

after downloading it, just unzip to a directory and execute the EXE file.
(NO I did NOT mean to kill the file! RUN IT!! )

ESC will exit game
F1 will bring up the help file

Any insanity derived from game is at own risk and free!

Comments/complaints here or to fishnetpenna@yahoo.com

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar notices that a large arcade style computer game has been placed in a corner. Raging Deadstar walks over and pays the fee, which he notes is exceptionally high, seeing that taz is the creator it's probably lining growltiggers pockets so he happily continues and watches as hundreds of food shaped objects fly across what only looks like an oak polished bar!*

Nice Taz, is pretty fast though, i probably have burst a blood vessel in my fingers from that! Do you get bonus points for the brewski's?

*Sits down and thinks and orders a nice fruit cocktail juice with a lime slice on the top and proceeds to wait for the next unsuspecting customer*

[ April 21, 2003, 20:41: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Power Man]

Power Man returns "Relaxed and Refreshed" from the "Inner Sanctum".
What was that famous quote ? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Ya RD like your purple curtains, UV lights, and enema firing cannons are "cultural and sane".
Maybe I ought to change your lights to be what they call "Black lights", you know the ones that make everything glow. That would give you a "different" color.

Power Man steps out of the cantina for a bit.
A short time later Taz gives RD a note.
RD reads the note. "GO OUTSIDE YOU NEED MORE TRAINING. Signed A Wise Master"

Intrigued RD goes outside. He sees that a large Un-Painted fence has been built all around the cantina!
There is a small sign sitting on a large can of toon paint the never empties and tiny angry toon brush that is always "Bristled" . It reads "Time for a LESSON."

Since RD knows that this is the way to true wisdom he is COMPELLED to take up the tiny brush and he begins to Paint the Fence. He will CONTINUE to paint the fence until the job is done.

However the fence is VERY LONG. The brush is VERY TINY. And when (and IF) he ever gets done the toon paint will change color, forcing him to START OVER.

One Last item.
The fence was made from "Drift" Wood. SO as RD is painting the fence the whole loop and RD lift off the not so solid ground and in the weak gravity they both start Drifting Away!!
RD is so ATTRACTED by the unpainted fence that, paint can and brush in hand, he just keeps on painting away.

Good By RD. I hope you will Learn something.

Ragnarok are you out there? When are you going to show up? RD needs some one else to play with.
All I ever wanted is a good card game.

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Power Man:
Power Man returns "Relaxed and Refreshed" from the "Inner Sanctum".
What was that famous quote ? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

It's almost as refreshing as smelling your armpits in the morning, smells like....VICTORY!

Ya RD like your purple curtains, UV lights, and enema firing cannons are "cultural and sane".
Maybe I ought to change your lights to be what they call "Black lights", you know the ones that make everything glow. That would give you a "different" color.

Excuse me But my corner of the cantina is very much cosy and "cultural" well more gothic culture than anythign but still culture. Unlike your house of cards! my corner can survive a gust of wind!

Ragnarok are you out there? When are you going to show up? RD needs some one else to play with.
All I ever wanted is a good card game.

EXCUSE ME!! I don't need ANYONE to play with in that sense! Anyway Growltigger gave the fbw's the order to cater for my every whim, so

*Raging Deadstar finally wanders back into the cantina having painted the fence, albeit badly and in different sevral colours but still it is pianted. During this time he has learnt many wonderous things and gained supernatural powers. For he is now a wise master himself now! He returns now in traditional black robes with purple insides with a purple belt round his waist! he searches his now vast memory for many different revenges! Fianlly he picks a suitbale measure and He then pulls out his enema shooting device and gives powerman 1 minute to run. Thinking to himself he loads the armour piercing buttplugs and proceeds to go hunting!*

In the words of GT

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[primitive]

Primitive walks up to the new arcade game. With his great leather boot, he gives the maschine a viscious kick. This both starts the game and empties it for the credits from the previous players. He easily finds a good rythm, consentrating on the beer, the pizzas and the red peppers. He scores and scores and scores and...

Hmm,
Maybe his kick has broken the game, cause it never stops, and it also seems to get easier after a while when some of the food items run out.

Seeing all that beer flying by , Primitive feels the need to relieve himself. He chooses the new fountain by the new (badly painted) fence. At least he doesn't have to use the sissy facilities indoors anymore.

LOL
Great idea Taz

[Power Man]

Power Man chooses not to run.
He reaches into his Power Suit and pulls out his Long Thick Pink
TOON ERASER (What were you thinking?)

With a few swipes RD's enema shooting device disappears from his hand.
A few more and RD's Hand Disappears !!
A dozen more swipes with the Eraser and Power Man has "Rubbed out" Raging Deadstar !!

All that is left is RD's two big blinking toon type eyes.

These fall on the bar with a coin like "ping".
Taz mistakes the eyes for a tip and grabs them up off the bar and puts them into his "Tip Jar".
(you could say that it look like Taz "has your eyes".)

Power Man looks out and sees a ship coming through the portal.
"OH BOY it is my new PC (Personal Cruiser) I ordered."
He leaves the building and goes out to check his new PC.

On his way he sees primitive heading toward the fountain with "that look".
"Oh Oh this could be interesting."

As primitive gets ready to "use the fountain" he hears the rustlings of many leaves.
The Tigger lilies do not like the idea of anyone spoiling the waters. They begin to turn their sharp toothed flowers toward primitive. Their sharp stickered leaves snap out after primitive's "best bits".

Not only that but those "Coy" fish have turned into "Oriental Fighting" fish and they start leaping up trying to catch any thing "dangling".

Yes, unlike the "poor fountain" in the Old cantina that was for ever getting messed up, this time the fountain has defenders !!

Primitive, not wanting to get his Pee-Pee Pricked, (sorry folks, I could not resist) quickly leaves the fountain area.

Still feeling "un-empted" primitive is happy to spot a "primitive", sweet smelling, "honey bucket" type out house just on the other side of the poorly painted fence. He makes a "Bee" line for the honey bucket and "goes" inside.

PHUE the honey bucket is not so "sweet smelling" anymore.