Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 9th, 2003, 05:08 PM

Interesting Timstone, in Holland I would have thought you would have said "de aantwoorden zijn altijd aal aanwesig" just before the girl you are trying that line on kicks you in the happy sacks...

Speaking of which, GT turns rounds and boots Timstone in the pampercity, and then nicks his TTG and locks it away..

Right Woundwort, the contract is signed, your vital organs are mine, go and set up the clone cantina, I will be along for an inspection shortly!!

General Woundwort · #2 July 9th, 2003, 05:10 PM

Right!

[offers quick bow, turns, and departs the Cantina.]

Timstone · #3 July 9th, 2003, 05:39 PM

Speaking of which, GT turns rounds and boots Timstone in the pampercity, and then nicks his TTG and locks it away..

Sneaky bastard... I'll find a way, just you wait.

Growltigger · #4 July 11th, 2003, 11:22 AM

Revenge is sweet.

I called my credit card company Last night as they have unlawfully whacked some erroneous charges onto my bill which they shouldn't have (I am one of those girly swots who pays his bill off every month!!).

They kept on putting me on hold meaning that for about half an hour Last night, I spent time listening to Neil Sedaka and John Denver!!!

They asked me to get some info, so I put the phone down, put Rammstein's Feuer Frei on the stereo, put the phone next to the speaker and left them together for a few minutes.

The chap on the phone was not appreciative at all.

Petty, but it made me happy!

Timstone · #5 July 11th, 2003, 12:43 PM

Great move Tigga! Revenge is sooo sweet this way. Too bad you didn't had Dimmu Borgir or God Dethroned, you surely shocked the poor guy on the other side. Nontheless, nice!

Loser · #6 July 12th, 2003, 01:58 AM

Hey GT, if you dig anime music videos (basement productions mostly, but with occasional quality), there's a great one made of Gundam clips set to Rammstein's Feuer Frei. Just so you know.

Growltigger · #7 July 11th, 2003, 03:24 PM

The best revenge I ever had was on a bloke who wouldn't leave my girlfriend (now wife) alone. He had a porsche and thought he was Mr Cool.

We went to a festival where everybody was camping. He turns up, parks the car in the campsite and proceeds to join us in the beertent.

Whilst he was in there, 20 of us snuck out and PICKED UP the porsche, moved it 50 yards and then put a house tent over the top of it.

He spend 2 days looking for his car, and crying his eyes out. When everybody left the festival, only the house tent (anbd the porsche) was opn the field.

He found his car eventually. Didnt see the joke, especially as one of the lads had deposited about 50 kgs of horse manure into the front seats...

It couldn't have happended to a nicer bloke