Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 14th, 2003, 06:00 PM

Geo, now covered in feathers stuck to his taramasalata body-suit is hoiked back into the pool room by 3 rather pleasant feminine arms, lucky swine.....

OK, the bazouki player is really kicking off, come on chaps, line up and let's start with "Never on a Sunday"

Can someone get that centaur off Mac, he is too old for this cross-species stuff...

And who is that dressed as Poseidon? doesn't he know that that all that "Zeus-making-ladies-pregnant-whilst-manifested-as-a-golden-shower" was just make believe? oh god, he doesn't. Someone get a towel for the Nana Miskouri FBW!!

Yeehaw, and when do we get to recreate the sacking of Troy? bags be Achilles

geoschmo · #2 July 14th, 2003, 06:12 PM

Suddenly a distinctly feminine squeeling sound comes from the pool room as Lucy comes running out closely followed by Eddie, formerly known as Geo, chasing after her. "Mother!" he cried, "come back!" as they disapeared out the front door...

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Growltigger · #3 July 14th, 2003, 06:20 PM

Eh, Geo, what on earth is going on there (I havn't seen Charlies Angels II yet)?

Explain please

Dah dum dah dum daha dah dahahdahhdum dah dum dah dum etc

geoschmo · #4 July 14th, 2003, 06:26 PM

Sorry Gt. Just trying to get into the spirit of the Greek thing. I guess that one was a little too subtle. Nothing to do with the movie, I haven't seen either myself. Would it help if I change my name form Eddie to Geoedipus?

Just then a Galactic Express delivery man walks in the Cantina carrying a package.
"I have a delivery here for a Ms. Pandora." He sets it on the bar and leaves. Anyone inspecting the package will see it's clearly labeled: DO NOT OPEN

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Raging Deadstar · #5 July 14th, 2003, 08:42 PM

*Raging Deadstar wanders through the door with a particularly beautiful entrouage. Instead of coming as a god he decided to bring some people as gods. So after hooking up with some of the most beautiful clones he had he dressed them up as the Muses*

"I'm sure as hell not messing with dogscoff tonight! That sea creatures huge!"

"Oh boss, thank you for the promotion. News is General Woundwort has hired some droidekas for protecting his office! Not like anyone is going to get anywhere near that place with me in charge

"

*He quickly takes the most beautiful muse to dance with and lets Growltigger take the rest for a night out*

Erax · #6 July 14th, 2003, 11:38 PM

The doors that lead to the Cantina's recesses open wide and hordes of beautiful FBW's in skimpy togas run out to mingle with the guests. Just before the doors close, Erax emerges, dressed in a standard white toga and a winged round helmet. He seems to be hovering two feet from the ground.

He floats over to GT and whispers to him, "Hi Boss. I think you'll like the security measures I built into the clones. An organic battery organ can store amazing amounts of power ! (*)
I almost feel sorry for the guy who tries to fool around with them without your permission. Oh, I also built a replica of that teacher thingy from our old space adventures and used it to teach them martial arts. Should be an interesting combination.

Ah, yes, about the costume, I wanted to be Hephaistos, but you know what happened to his marriage.

This was the next best thing, and I had this antigrav belt I wanted to try out.

* - Fact : the Brazilian electric fish (electrophorus electricus) can deliver a 300 - 500 volt discharge to its prey.

mac5732 · #7 July 15th, 2003, 05:01 AM

Mac uses his new Centur high pitch whistle which creates an astounding subsonic noise that can only be heard by centurs, This in turn causes the attacking creature to pull back with fear at the wizen oldster...

He then looks around for fresh fodder, he spies Timstone over on the opposite side of the cantina, He looks, he salivates, he gallops across the floor, OH poor Timstone groans Mac, I can't watch .. Mac turns his head and watchs the God Look alike parade that is currently prancing thru the door leading to the patiio, Oh man, Tesco is going to love this out there he smiles to himself, The old wizen great one, leans back, waves at Taz behind the bar, orders a brewski from his favorite Liz Hurly Clone... and watches the show....

just some ideas Mac