Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

The French just want to shoot everybody, and yes, Helmut Kohl has offered a hefty fee is he gets to smear you in German mustard, stuff all your orifices with sauerkraut and then get to beat you to death with a bratwurst, but I have directed him to speak to Mephisto on this as I think it is a bit weird!

As for the English, yes, all I will say is that I have a large shotgun loaded with szechuan pepper ready to be fired at you if all else fails.

By the way, a large contingent of Turks have also offerred hard cash to bLast you out of existence!