OT - favorite fiction qoutes

[narf poit chez BOOM]

so, since where doing favorite this and that, how about favorite fiction qoutes?

i've got a couple in my sig.

[Fyron]

I am partial to this little gem by Mr. Vir Cotto:

"What do -you- want?" "I'd like to live -just- long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this..." *waggle* "...can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I am partial to this little gem by Mr. Vir Cotto:

"What do -you- want?" "I'd like to live -just- long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this..." *waggle* "...can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"

Curses! He beat me to it!

One of my Favorites is the ST:TNG episode when Picard is haggling with the Sheliak, and catches them with a technicality. They start to panic and ask for a repreive, and Picard cuts them off.

Riker: "You enjoyed that."

Picard: "You're damn right."

Picard then wandered the bridge wiping dust off the fixtures while the Sheliak kept trying to hailing him.

[DavidG]

"He's dead Jim"

"It's worse than that Jim, They took his brain!"

"Nothing is over! Nothing!" (made extra funny by the bad acting)

"DINSDALE!"

"Look you stupid git you've got no arms!" and pretty much the whole rest of the Holy Grail script.

[Rollo]

"From my cold dead hands!" (Charlton Heston in ... oh, wait.. that wasn't fiction. I wish it was. *sigh)

[Erax]

These may not be my favorite quotes, but they are the ones that came to mind just now.

Heir to the Empire (Lando to Han Solo) : "All right, next time I'll destroy the generator on the ground and you can fly her into the Death Star !"

Back to the Future : "Roads ? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

Night of the Creeps : "The good news is, your boyfriends are here. The bad news is, they're all dead."

[narf poit chez BOOM]

(Charlton Heston in ... oh, wait.. that wasn't fiction. I wish it was. *sigh)

we get non-fiction in here, next thing you know we get a debat.

[Ed Kolis]

"So let me get this straight... you plan to fly on a magic carpet above the mountains to visit the King of the Potato People and beg for your freedom... and you want me to believe you're PERFECTLY SANE???" - Arnold Rimmer, "Quarantine", Red Dwarf

[clark]

"Jane, you ignorant ****." SNL - Dan Aykroyd

[Parasite]

Too bad people don't read books anymore. Check my sig.