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		platehead: 'why do you move?' 
aristoped: 'why, because the engines make you move.' 
platehead: 'so, naturally, what happens when you don't have any  engines?' 
aristoped: 'you don't move!' 
 
and i'm pretty sure you can all guess who platehead and aristoped are brainless mangling's of. 
 
no insult to MM or Aaron hall intended. when your making a game, you have to make it fun, in a time frame, within a budget and realistic, in that order. 
  
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		I'm in a hot dogfight with several ships and I am chasing a heavily damaged cruiser. Suddenly a huge battleship closes in and I break off pursuit by taking a hard right... and promptly run off the system grid.      
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 SE:SF -Interstellar Goo. It's odorless, colorless, tasteless and makes things move like a turtle on valium. 
 
hmmm,.. it sounds like a diluted form of strictnine mixed with gellatine. "My ship is the Condor. You killed my speed, prepare to die!". 
 
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		Ok, I can understand the FEDS (TCN) space station opening fire when you recover illegal items. 
 
But, I had just finished defending a pirate base. I recovered a contraband cargo, and wouldn't you know it, the pirate space station nailed me good. 
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		I just get my copy today, early, and begin to play a nice game of Star Fury.  I play most of the day and through most of the missions.  I am proud of the game as I really enjoy it so I decide to show it off to my twin nephews.  Both are 6 and still strung out from Halloween.   
They eeeww and oww at the game and generally are very excited.  They ask if they can play it and I say after I am done.  We all go out side to enjoy the nice cold weather and I become distracted working on my Quad.  I ripped the front fender off the other day down at sandlake and was replacing the bracket when I realized that both of my nephews were AOL.  I know instantly where they are.  I run for the house...... I run down the hall..... I enter the room just in time to see my ship crash into a planet.     GAME OVER..........
 
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