Communists on the moon !

[President_Elect_Shang]

I thought you would say that, so I devised part two. First off to keep the core warm (we are missing the effects of Jupiter’s gravity) we will go to the desert and pay this guy a lot of money to build a machine that will drill down to the center of Europa. Once there we will use the new “Bend Reality Bomb” (BRB) to keep the center molten and turning. Next we will designate half for the game reserve and the other half for a trash dump. In just a matter of years with all our garbage sent up there we will be able to make up for the mass difference. Don’t forget though for our ship we will need a carefully selected crew of which only two (one man one woman) will be allowed to return. Should more return we will draw lots and shot the losers.