[OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings

[General Woundwort]

70 - During the spider attack on Frodo, say "Man, he should have used Deep Woods Off..."

And the piece de resistance...

71 - Get two friends. Two of you should dress as robots, the third in a blue jumpsuit. Sit in the very front row of the theater, and say all the lines in this thread VERY LOUD at the appropriate moments. And every once in awhile say, "Hey Dr. Forrester, when's the commerical break?!?"