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Old February 6th, 2004, 11:03 AM
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General Woundwort announces his intention to stage a coup in this sector, and bring his enlightened rule to this befuddled empire.
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Old February 6th, 2004, 12:13 PM
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*all the citicens turn out to protest*
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Old February 6th, 2004, 01:00 PM
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Ah, but you forget, I [as a certified Evil Emperor(tm)] follow the Evil Overlord Guidelines, specifically, #100...

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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Old February 6th, 2004, 09:53 PM
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*all the citicens turn out to protest*
Ah, but you forget, I [as a certified Evil Emperor(tm)] follow the Evil Overlord Guidelines, specifically, #100...

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

ah, but some unnamed, devious individual crashed their internet and claimed it was done on your orders. even had very authentic looking orders to back it up.

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

uh, just clearing my throat..
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Old February 7th, 2004, 03:40 AM
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ah, but some unnamed, devious individual crashed their internet and claimed it was done on your orders. even had very authentic looking orders to back it up.

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

uh, just clearing my throat..
Rule #60...

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Are you any smarter than my 5-year old child advisor? He's a pretty sharp guy...
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Old February 7th, 2004, 03:42 AM
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Ruatha - I sent you an e-mail, the password for this empire doesn't match what's in the turn; I can't access it.

(And Narf, if you had anything to do with this, I'll start applying some of the more nasty Overlord Guidelines to you... )
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ah, but some unnamed, devious individual crashed their internet and claimed it was done on your orders. even had very authentic looking orders to back it up.

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

uh, just clearing my throat..
Rule #60...

My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

Are you any smarter than my 5-year old child advisor? He's a pretty sharp guy...

rule #32acb of cartoon mice: 'any cartoon mouse who's profesion is as a mad scientist can crack any government code in five seconds.'

rule #14bac of mad scientists: 'any mad scientist may crack any government code in five seconds.'

rule #14bac:1 of mad scientists: 'if said mad scientist is also a mouse, cracking time is half previously stated time.'

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