OT: Heating Space

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Yes, Narf; there IS a guarantee!

Guarantee: ACME stands behind the quality of our products and states that any entity that DIRECTLY EXPERIENCES the SUPER-NOVA EXTREME in action, and is afterward dis-satisfied with the level of heating experienced, will be refunded its full original purchase price!
Claims must be filed in person.

P.S. please read the following disclaimer:
ACME and its agents is not responsible for persons or property left too close to the heater. [/QB]

But how much will it cost? Is it expensive? I only have a few hundred thousand in Minerals, Organics and Radioactives!

[Taz-in-Space]

[quote]Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Yes, Narf; there IS a guarantee!

Guarantee: ACME stands behind the quality of our products and states that any entity that DIRECTLY EXPERIENCES the SUPER-NOVA EXTREME in action, and is afterward dis-satisfied with the level of heating experienced, will be refunded its full original purchase price!
Claims must be filed in person.

P.S. please read the following disclaimer:
ACME and its agents is not responsible for persons or property left too close to the heater. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

But how much will it cost? Is it expensive? I only have a few hundred thousand in Minerals, Organics and Radioactives!

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That's the beauty of this model - you can retofit your current Space Heater to be a Super-Nova Deluxe via our Nucleonic Disruption technology! Yes! For only 200K minerals, prepaid.

Worried that one of your enem, Err, neighbors are too cold? Send THEM a Super-Nova Deluxe upgrade! And make sure they NEVER have heating worries again...

And, for only an additional 50K, we can include
a cloaking device to make it that 'suprise gift' you are just dying to give them!

[Suicide Junkie]

From physics, a blackbody at 37 degrees C will radiate about 500 W/m²

If you take the surface area of a body as about 2m², that means you're losing 1000 J/s.

Take your weight in KG, and your body temprature should drop about one degree in (your weight in KG here) seconds.

For the non-metric among us: 1 KG = 2.205 pounds.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

[quote]Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Yes, Narf; there IS a guarantee!

Guarantee: ACME stands behind the quality of our products and states that any entity that DIRECTLY EXPERIENCES the SUPER-NOVA EXTREME in action, and is afterward dis-satisfied with the level of heating experienced, will be refunded its full original purchase price!
Claims must be filed in person.

P.S. please read the following disclaimer:
ACME and its agents is not responsible for persons or property left too close to the heater. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

But how much will it cost? Is it expensive? I only have a few hundred thousand in Minerals, Organics and Radioactives!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

That's the beauty of this model - you can retofit your current Space Heater to be a Super-Nova Deluxe via our Nucleonic Disruption technology! Yes! For only 200K minerals, prepaid.

Worried that one of your enem, Err, neighbors are too cold? Send THEM a Super-Nova Deluxe upgrade! And make sure they NEVER have heating worries again...

And, for only an additional 50K, we can include
a cloaking device to make it that 'suprise gift' you are just dying to give them!

Yes, sign me up for this exiting opportunity with the bonus cloaking device and send it to Master Belisarius, please!

i only wish i had enough for that in the game.

[Atrocities]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
We could always plug in a bunch of Cadet heaters into solor generators and set them adrift in the solor system.

I still think this is the best idea so far.