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February 29th, 2004, 07:00 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
Perhaps it works with caribou as well. And you can readily find them in Finland. But, perhaps, caribou are a bit more feisty and harder to capture. And, as far as I know, moose enjoy a price reduction on planes...not as feisty, I guess  .
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March 1st, 2004, 11:17 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
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13. Post a humorous list of 25 ways to defeat him. While he's all distracted reading all the accolades kicks his arse.
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*whaps Asmala with a hammer*
Careful! Don't dent that crown! 
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March 7th, 2004, 11:13 AM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
What, you didn't get 25 ways to beat me? 
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March 7th, 2004, 11:47 AM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#10 Draw him a nice new avatar image with a golden crown on his head.
How can this help me beat him you ask?
Well,.. unbeknownst to him, I have placed 'Mind-Probe' pixels under the crown so that when ever I get to play against him, I'll be able to read his mind and counter any move before he makes it. ( I would have placed 'Mind-Control' pixels under the crown, but I don't want the distractions that come with those nasty beasts.  )
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March 7th, 2004, 05:40 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#9. Send him a signe blank check?
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March 8th, 2004, 09:03 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#8 Tell him that Free Orion is out in the hope that he's a MOO junkie?
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March 8th, 2004, 11:29 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
Hmmm....
I remember reading a story about a sickly bed ridden child. He was bored and stsrted playing an Online strategy game. His medical neuro-net recognized this as a therapuetic moral booster.
Until some challenger started taking apart the kids empire. At that point, the nuero-net started editing the kids orders, but it was not enough. Suddenly the challenger stumbled and lost all focus. The neural net looked into it deeper and found that all of the emperors had aliases and a hidden resource called money. It also found the challengers alias in a recent obituary listing. The neural net quickly formulated a new game plan...
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