Things That I Have Discovered In Life - Page 3

Slynky · #21 July 14th, 2004, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
Please number. The next number is 46.

46. Narf can sometimes be a bit anal

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cazadorm · #22 July 14th, 2004, 01:17 AM

17. Someone telling you "Don't ever try that" will make you try it.

psimancer · #23 July 14th, 2004, 01:54 AM

4 a there aint no such thing a free lunch T.A.N.S.T.A.F.L. tanstafl (good cussword

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there aint no justice T.A.N.J. tanj (another one)
original cred larry niven

18 no one can be trusted
your supervisor yer cheif your officer your captain yer friends yer family and especially yer bedmate

[ July 13, 2004, 13:00: Message edited by: psimancer ]

Kamog · #24 July 14th, 2004, 02:32 AM

47.

95% of the stuff you learn in school you never use after you finish school.

Gryphin · #25 July 14th, 2004, 03:08 AM

48: SEIV players are cynical generalist
Edited under duress

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[ July 14, 2004, 02:26: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

narf poit chez BOOM · #26 July 14th, 2004, 03:19 AM

That's 48. Now remember, or I shall annoy you again!

Gandalf Parker · #27 July 14th, 2004, 03:43 AM

49a. 90% of computer Users will say they are below average computer Users.
49b. 90% of car drivers will say they are above average drivers.

Gryphin · #28 July 14th, 2004, 03:50 AM

50: There ain't no easy answers, (not even the ones provided in this thread)

tesco samoa · #29 July 14th, 2004, 04:37 AM

51. 76% of all numbers are made up on the spot.
52. Have you ever been polled before
31 % yes
22% no
37% undesided.

53. peanut butter is really good on burgers.
54. beer is good to wash it down.
55. beer is good
56. iced tea not sweet tea in canada.
57. if a canadian is thursty in usa and wants a refreshing cold glass of ice tea not to buy 'iced tea' and down it.
58. it is rather funny to watch a canadian drink 'ice tea' while on holidays in the usa.

Suicide Junkie · #30 July 14th, 2004, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.

Very true. As well:

59: "50% more is fine."
The 50% rule applies to any speed limits on yellow/orange signs during nice weather in a small car.

60: Applying the 50% rule to white limit signs is generally frowned upon by authorities, although is sometimes seen near Toronto.