Newbie Slug Fest - Mose Hansen game - ENDED

[Pickles]

"Looks to me like you killed an Ice Devil and sent three others packing! "

This was a great relief to me as I watched in the wrong Version & lost all 4 Ice Devils.

Pickles

[deccan]

Oops, Ermor staled?

[Steerpike]

Ok notes to self.
-Never ever, EVER send your SC pretender into -7 dominion.
-Really respect magical power.
-FIND more magical sites.
-never give up.

Well done Panther this game has been a fantastic education in strength of arms VS strength in magic used wisely.
Much respec

[The Panther]

Good war, Steerpike. You and Jontunheim attacked me at the worst time (for me) since Abysia had just started a war with Vanheim and I jumped on that bandwagon. But I then jumped right off and abandoned that war to hit you back when you both invaded me. Now, it looks like Vanheim is mostly dead from the combined might of Abysia and Pythium, even without my help over there.

Of course, I am getting overrun by Jontun since I ignored him for the most part trying to kill you. I hope to hit him back sometime soon. And if you would hurry up and die, it sure would be a lot easier for me!

By the way, you are fully correct about the pretender. It is a huge mistake to have your 300 HP God stuck in high level enemy dominion and down to 35 HP. They don't Last long like that no matter how strong they are. I thought you should have sent your pretender back home instead of invading my capitol. You probably could have reclaimed most of your original territory back that way since it is all lightly defended.

As for the magic of Caelum, I have been on the receiving end of exactly that in several of my previous and ongoing MP games. This is my first attempt trying out a heavily magical race. It does seem to work satisfactorily, despite the hard research in this particular game.

I also learned early on in my few MP games that heavy searching for magic sites just might be the most important thing you can do. So I did that in this game for the first time, and it worked out well for me.

[Beorne]

The Panther said:
Good war, Steerpike. You and Jontunheim attacked me at the worst time (for me) since Abysia had just started a war with Vanheim and I jumped on that bandwagon. But I then jumped right off and abandoned that war to hit you back when you both invaded me. Now, it looks like Vanheim is mostly dead from the combined might of Abysia and Pythium, even without my help over there.

I've made it to turn 41!
Valhalla can wait longer! (not much longer, I think ...)

My only regret is that I can't help my only allied being crushed to help me ...

Thanks Arco!!!!!

[PashaDawg]

Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep <sound of typewriter in background> Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep

We interrupt our broadcast of “The Sound of Music” for this important lightning news flash. The Office of His Almost Most Highness, Graham Grassbahl, the Great First Lord Chancellor of the Divine Exchequer and Trainer of the Imperial Poodle Ponies, has released to the capitol press office of Central Ulm National News Incorporated Network (CUNNIN) that PASHA, the GREAT BLACK IRON LORD of ULM, has issued a Proclamation of Defensive Offense against the Caelum Dominion of Panther.

“This is NOT a declaration of war,” insisted His Almost Most Highness Grassbahl. “It’s a preemptive peacekeeping mission. Caelum’s continual and unprovoked hostile actions cannot go unanswered. As all civilized lords agree, the magical garbage [Caelum] is ruining the pastoral landscape for all peace-loving dominions. The Noble Jotunheim Giants and Honorable Arcoscephalens have already borne the brunt of our mutual self-defense. We only hope that we are not too late and encourage all the GREAT RACES to join this unfortunate but necessary crusade to clean up Caelum’s toxic thaumaturgic waste [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] poisoning the environment.”

Now back to our program.

Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep <sound of typewriter in background> Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep

[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/MusicalNote.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/MusicalNote.gif[/img] “Alone on a hill stood a lonely goatherd… “ [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/MusicalNote.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/MusicalNote.gif[/img]

[The Panther]

Ah, the great peaceloving nation of Caelum should hire his own lawyers to spread untruths too. But our news network will use the truth only, unlike the false Black Iron Lord of treacherous Ulm.

The nation of Caelum has never invaded a neighbor on its own. Even the unprovoked attack upon Vanheim was but a response to an attack by them upon Pythium and a subsequent invasion by Abysia. It is Abysia who now owns the former capitol of Vanhiem, not Caelum.

The near elimination of the threat of Arcoscephale was in retalliation for a totally unprovoked attack upon our very homeland! And the giants too invaded our beloved homeland and are still sitting next to our very capitol. Several warnings have been issued to our fine people as they frequently must hide underground in the hopes of survival.

And now, the treacherous nation of Ulm has also launched a completely unprovoked attack upon our nation. This was despite a long-standing border treaty with them and previous peaceful trading missions.

So, this is a warning to all neighbors of Jontunheim and Ulm. They are untrustworthy nations prone to unprovoked attacks. Do not believe their missionaries. And since the majority of their troops are currently sitting in Caelum territory, then now would be a fine time to capture much unprotected territory from both warmongering nations.

Thus ends the true report from the Inland world. No lawyers need apply!



*But sir, isn't your own daughter now studying in the University of Caelum to become a lawyer herself?

Shaddup!!!*

[DragonFire11]

"preemptive peacekeeping mission."

I have to steal that phrase before the white house gets it.

Anyway, I'm having trouble again networking to the game. I'll keep trying.