You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:

Azselendor · #1 January 26th, 2005, 01:54 PM

If you can swallow your own pride with a side of chinese buffet.
If your behind is known as the "Moon that Launched ten thousand ships"
or if your farts are known as the "Safe Natural Gas that powered a hundred thousand homes"
If you ate your SE4 Cd mistaking it for a mini pizza

Strategia_In_Ultima · #2 January 26th, 2005, 02:07 PM

You sit on your planet, and your *** folds over it. It disappears forever. All that's ever heard from it again is the oxygen escaping from the atmosphere. The fart killed everyone within three dimensions.

Atrocities · #3 January 26th, 2005, 05:31 PM

If you have ever had an entire forest planet deforested just supply you with enough TP for a single trip to the bathroom.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #4 January 27th, 2005, 08:07 AM

TP?

Quote:

If you are addressed as "Your Hungriest"

ROTFLMAO

Azselendor · #5 January 27th, 2005, 07:34 PM

If you arrival in a new star system prompts a biblical exodus of all life to another unvierse

Colonel · #6 January 27th, 2005, 10:48 PM

If when you eat it brings fear to your enemies.
You are addressed as Sir Fat ***

Starhawk · #7 January 27th, 2005, 11:01 PM

If when you cut a thunderous fart the entire galaxy shakes.
If your lunch menu consists of 3 planets 2 moons and an asteroid.

Atrocities · #8 January 27th, 2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Klvino [ORB] said:
If you arrival in a new star system prompts a biblical exodus of all life to another unvierse

ROFLMAO - Very funny. LOL! I really like this one. Should also be a bumper sticker.

Atrocities · #9 January 27th, 2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

StrategiaInUltima said:
TP?

Quote:

If you are addressed as "Your Hungriest"

ROTFLMAO

TP = Toilet Paper.