The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Thermodyne]

RudyHuxtable said:
The current menu:

Phong Dogs

Fried Cryslonite Twinkies

Fruit Salad

EEE shakes

EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.

French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

I'm taking suggestions for other dishes, and my head chef is working on newer choices as we speak.

Now I need a wait staff...

Narf? AT?

I pay 10/hr plus gratuity. And I give back rubs to females. And phongs in thongs.

WHat???? No Whoop-*** on the menu? A little fresh whoop-*** can really set the reputation of place like this.