Favourite quotes/episodes from Stargate SG-1

[dmm]

Being a science nerd myself, I found the recent quote below very funny. Don't remember the exact words, but it was something like ...

O'Neill (looking at a tech manual): This is just a bunch of alien gobbledygook. I thought you said they translated this into our language?
Carter: It's equations, sir. That's my language.

[Aris_Sung]

O'Neill: I'm making my world-famous omellette.
Carter: World-famous huh? What's in it?
O'Neill: Eggs,...
Carter: Sir, I don't think that counts as a recipe.
O'Neill: Well, there's a secret ingredient that I add, but if I told you, I'd have to shoot you.
Carter: It's beer isn't it, sir?
O'Neill: Let me get back to you on that.

O'Neill: If you're gonna go out with this story make sure you spell my name right. It's O'Neill, with two L's. There's another O'Neill, he just doesn't have my sense of humour.

[Timstone]

Carter: "Are you okay, sir?!"
O'Neill: "Yeah, I'm okay... ish..."

Season 8, Zero Hour.

A nice quote, I haven't seen all episodes, so I don't know many good quotes. This was the last episode I've seen. Season 8 is not available yet here in Holland.

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