OT: Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Whatever Quotes

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

"Mineral planets are the best." during a massive overproduction of minerals and a rampaging shortage of the two other resources

"Beware of strange warp points!" right after placing minefields on all of them.

"All the beacons of our world are lit up in celebration!" during an energy crisis.

"We do not entirely trust you. This treaty can wait for now." while you're running PPP projects on all their planets

OK, I know, it's not exactly on topic, but I still thought it'd be fun to post them

[NullAshton]

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[El_Phil]

"All the beacons of our world are lit up in celebration!"

Because your intelligence project has convinced an insurrection group to make the planet change sides

[sachmo]

"Never tell me the odds."
-Han Solo

[TurinTurambar]

1.)"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
2.)"It's possible, pig. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. *pause*stands* DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
The Man In Black, Princess Bride 1987

"You're pretty strong for some punk who thinks he's Batman."
"I AM Batman!"
Batman Beyond premier episode

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[General Woundwort]

First off, let me apologize for leaving in such a huff during the Cantina Wars. Classes were a bear at the time and I was frustrated.

Now then...

"I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favors come at too high a price. I'll look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this..." "Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"

Vir Kotto, B5, Season 2

[dogscoff]

Ooh yeah, good choice general.

*dogscoff Vir-waves at General Woundwort.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

"What, in the middle of my BACKSWING?!"
-Jack O'Neill after being interrupted while he was hitting golf balls into the Stargate during a time-loop

[zircher]

O'Neil's "It's what I do", quote is a signature move for that character. :-)

After jerking Baal's chain...
Aide: "Do you think it is wise to provoke him?"
Jack: "It's what I do."

And a couple Heavy Metal quotes...

Ard: "If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies."

Hanover Fiste: "He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

Den: "What are they saying?"
Norl: "They talk of the savage beast who prowls these
catacombs with a fierce hunger and sharp teeth...
(gestures) six inches long."
Norl: "Sorry... (indicating)... sixteen inches long."
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TAZ

[Slick]

"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @$$. And I'm all out of bubble gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live