Forum Chat Bar & Grill

[NullAshton]

We need some type of big battle again.

[El_Phil]

Nooooooooooooo!

Truly that has brought a tear to my eye

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

/me rallies his Seamander and Salagull forces again, who didn't know at all why they haven't seen any action in the past few days. /Me then goes on to send them into the B&G and take up position near the entry.

[El_Phil]

Kahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn!

With that mighty cry from El Phil the newly re-armed mongesse legions rally to their leader. Each armed with a serrated adamntium penguin beak and those guns Chris Walken used in "The Dogs of War" they back and ready for a rumble!

[Grey_One]

:: Materializing out of space and time // Strides to the bar // Orders a Guiness // Goes off to watch the room ::

[mac5732]

the wize one looks at this new person entering the cantina, hmmm, he looks familiar, The old one mozyes over next to the stranger all dressed in Grey. Howdy stranger he remarks, the stranger turns around and smiles at the old geezer... Hi Mac you old reprobate returns the Grey One, Mac look closer, no it can't be "ITS THE GRYPHIN" HE YELLS now all dressed in Grey and with a name change.... Mac orders a brewski for The Grey one, then hurries over to the window, waters the Thorn vines, and askss the FBW to put his pizza under lock and key

Welcome back Gryphin, who is now known as THE GREY ONE
its been a long time, have a brewski or two, we'll put it on the furry feline GT's tab..

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia's Salagull ground pounders advance slowly, in a testudo-like formation to protect against surprise attacks. They walk into the middle of the Hut, their commander standing at their center.

A sickening lurch beneath them slowly spreads a mild panic across the Salagull forces, as Strategia tries to keep them in line.

Suddenly, the trapdoor beneath them opens, and Turin comes clambering out, indeterminable bits of..... indeterminable things hanging off his sword, clutching the E.W.E. victoriously.

"I got it!!"

With a final scream, Strategia rejoins his Salagull forces at the bottom of the pit as the trap doors close.

"I Will Be Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....." (sploosh)

[Grey_One]

Thanks pizza eatting old codger.
:: Dumps something out the window // little does he know it is a plant terminator which no plant can survive ::
I'll pay for my own. Don't felling like playing with the little kitty today.

[El_Phil]

Gryphin the grey? *Insert cheap LOTR joke here*

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia saves Phil the bother from inserting the joke by thwacking him on the back of the head with an oversized ping-pong bat, thereby knocking him unconscious, and inserting it himself.

Just as he was about to insert it, however, the Byzantine Mongeese charge and knock him down. The Salagull and Seamander legions are too far away to save him, and he dies in the middle of a horde of battle-frenzied Mongeese.

Then he walks back in through the door.

"My, altering NullAshton's appearance to my own and sending him here was the best thing I have ever done so far....."