Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...

[zircher]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

42. you forsake your Jedi robes for a pair of blue jeans, a baseball cap, and a pod racing t-shirt.
43. force powers means never having to look for the remote control again.
44. you have a mullet that isn't made of tentacles.
45. one of your force powers is spitting tobacco over really long distances.
46. while blasters might be too random, a bow and arrows with a stick of dynamite never fails to find its mark.
47. you find storm trooper helmets make mighty fine spit buckets.
48. your x-wing has bumper stickers.
49. one or more of the parts or your x-wing are held on by duct tape.
50. you refer to the Death Star's primary weapon as the super varmit gun.
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[NullAshton]

51. You hunt womp rats.

[TerranC]

NullAshton said:
51. You hunt womp rats.

For breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Will]

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050523.html

[Atrocities]

Will said:
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050523.html

"Bad jedi policy no sex was!" - Yoda Upon learning that lack of noogie drove Anikin to marry Padme, have sex, concieve children, and hide this from the order in order to remain a Jedi. "If only the Jedi were allowed to have sex then perhaps none of this would have ever happened Master." - Obi Won

[Starhawk]

52 Upon reading Atrocities statement you wonder if your sister counts.

(warning the below are rated PG-13 for mild retardation and extreem redneckism)
52b. Upon reading AT's statement you make a "handle your own lightsaber" joke.

52c. If your a girl you make the 52b joke except in reference to "I wonder if lightsaber's vibrate".

BTW you'd figure the Jedi could learn to uh you know....polish their own lightsabers

[Atrocities]

[bad taste comment]
Or they learn to polish each others light saber like the Spartans did.
[/bad taste comment]