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January 31st, 2006, 12:09 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
Kill 'em, quick! I don't have that much money!
Renegade hides his cash on various places about his person, safe from gelatinous/electrical sticky fingers.
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January 31st, 2006, 09:04 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
Ashton hands everyone a flamethrower, and has fun mowing down the waves of Eee, toasting them perfectly for later consumtion.
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January 31st, 2006, 10:38 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
"You there! Stop that at once!" takes out his old, trusty plasma launcher "EAT HOT PLASMA!!!" El_Phil just barely manages to duck behind the bar as the plasma burns clean through the wall behind the place where he stood just moments ago. He peeks over the counter, and just barely manages to avoid a second shot from the plasma launcher
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January 31st, 2006, 11:52 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
So I thought you guys could use a weaponds sheet rundown of some standard weaponry. THis can be found at this link here...
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20010715.html
[i]/me pulls out his trusty BH-250i plasgun and starts to randomly shoot at the approaching EEE ships, toasting a few on the way in.../ |
January 31st, 2006, 04:11 PM
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Ashton takes out dual GG1611x pistols, equipped with armor-piercing projectiles, and starts having a shooting spree in the Bar & Grill.
Taste hot lead, alien cotton candy!
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January 31st, 2006, 05:26 PM
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With the entire room distracted by the EEE invasion no-one has noticed the Plumdas returning to the bar.
Yes the plumbing Pandas have finally finished their quote for the job to repair the Cantina toilets. If they can just reach the bar in time the sheer volume of tea they will order will bankrupt even Renegade's great grandchildren!
Muuwhahahahhah!
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January 31st, 2006, 11:21 PM
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Hah, too late! I just called the credit card company, they've cancelled the card. Just in time!
/me slips up, deftly picks the pocket of El_Phil, and puts an El_Phil credit card in the path of the Panda's, where they will undoubtedly find it...and use it extensively.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
Download the Nosral Confederacy (a shipset based upon the Phong) and the Tyrellian Imperium, an organic looking shipset I created! (The Nosral are the better of the two [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grin.gif[/img] )
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February 1st, 2006, 02:34 PM
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Running to the nearest phone El Phil changes his name by depoll to 'Steve the Pirate'
El Phil? Who's that, never head of him.
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February 1st, 2006, 04:22 PM
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RD pops up from behind the bar in his bartending apron and a knights helmet. As he rises his hands reveal two large novelty oversized sixshooters that look like they'd shoot watermellons if watermellons evolved into something more lethal...
"The Bar is closed."
The British always get uppity about their tea
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March 20th, 2006, 01:27 AM
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bump,... can't let this thread get lost...heheheh
'everyone have a brewski On Tim's and Richards tabs...
hehehehehehehhe
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