How long does it take.....

[Atrocities]

I was walking in the park the other day and noticed that a bird had died. I bent over to investigate when a cat sprang from the shrubs and snatched the bird right out from in front of me. I gave chase but the skinny fury ball was to fast. Later I returned to the park with a gun and shot the cat. As I bent over to investigate, a coyoty sprang from the bushes and snatched the dead cat right out from under me. I shot the coyoty but it did not stop running until it was hit by a bus. The bus then crashed into a parked car, which exploded, before it broke through the bridge barrier and plunged head long into the deep freezing columbia river.

The moral of the this story is, don't change the topic.