OT: Movies You Have Seen Lately

Will · #1 September 29th, 2006, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Will said:
Oh. I just got a rental for Ultraviolet in the mail... so, this brings the question: if I watch it, will my eyes start to bleed? If so, I'll just send it back now.

Ok, so I actually watched it. The plot holes are too numerous to list. The special effects were often mediocre. And really, the only redeeming quality of the movie was the very frequent shots dedicated only to showing off the assets of Ms. Jovovich.

Also, if you turned it off after only a few minutes, you missed the part at the end where Violet and the vice cardinal dude are in a swordfight. And then their swords sponaneously catch fire. And then the vice cardinal guy catches fire, and Violet escapes. And then THE WHOLE FRACKING BUILDING BURSTS INTO FLAMES. Yup, you missed THAT.

Atrocities · #2 October 2nd, 2006, 01:35 AM

"Yup you missed that."
Thank God!