[OT] The Bush-bashing thread.

[Major_SNAFU]

Beating a bush is worth two in the. No... that's wrong.

Um. A beating in the bushes make a better.... hmmm no.

If a bear beats a bush and a squirrel chews his nuts... ah-definitely not.

Beating bushes in nothing but a bush-hat leaves man completely bushed. hmmmm.

Confusious say "Man who beats in bush.... NO NO NO NO NO!



Doncha just hate those bushes that always devlope a dead spot in the worst possible place? Rip 'em out and burn them!

[Aiken]

The bush that really MUST be bashed, cut down, trampled, burned and finally buried 100 meters underground is:
Coca

[StarShadow]

NOT!

[TurinTurambar]

AngleWyrm said:
The Nightmare Begins
Some time in the not-too-distant future, a president is supposed to step down, and we the people elect a new one.

Then all of a sudden, there's an announcement of a new deadly virus/flu/plague outbreak. Thousands of civilians die -- even friends of people you know. The president calls it a National Emergency, and the national guard are called out to distribute vaccines. They are mandatory innoculations, enforced at gunpoint. And they become annual required injections.

People start disappearing, and a news reporter mentions that some of the worst infected were taken to FEMA emergency quarantine facilities. They look amazingly similar to prison death camps, with facilities to gas the whole lot of them.

Then people start to notice that folks are disappearing who they knew weren't sick. Protests over missing friends and relatives are met by Homeland Security, and they are also carted off to Social Distancing centers.

Preists and pastors begin a campaign of how important it is to obey your government in these troubled times, and faith in God and your leaders is important.

And as the army marches through the streets of it's own country, the president announces that he will have to remain in office until the crisis is resolved...

I think someone's been watching too much V for Vendetta.

[dogscoff]

P.S. Shaved is ok, but it can get rough after a couple days...

Merkins!

[TerranC]

dogscoff said:

Merkins!

No, no, no.

[Atrocities]

AngleWyrm said:
The Nightmare Begins
Some time in the not-too-distant future, a president is supposed to step down, and we the people elect a new one.

Then all of a sudden, there's an announcement of a new deadly virus/flu/plague outbreak. Thousands of civilians die -- even friends of people you know. The president calls it a National Emergency, and the national guard are called out to distribute vaccines. They are mandatory innoculations, enforced at gunpoint. And they become annual required injections.

People start disappearing, and a news reporter mentions that some of the worst infected were taken to FEMA emergency quarantine facilities. They look amazingly similar to prison death camps, with facilities to gas the whole lot of them.

Then people start to notice that folks are disappearing who they knew weren't sick. Protests over missing friends and relatives are met by Homeland Security, and they are also carted off to Social Distancing centers.

Preists and pastors begin a campaign of how important it is to obey your government in these troubled times, and faith in God and your leaders is important.

And as the army marches through the streets of it's own country, the president announces that he will have to remain in office until the crisis is resolved...

Hey I played this game, it was called Deus Ex!

[Caduceus]

To quote The Tick:

HEDGE!!

[Xrati]

To quote The Tick: "I'm doing the laundry!"
There's a clean statement for anyone to follow.

[dogscoff]