OT: How to kill Superman

[Randallw]

That is because Supermans powers are psionic.

[Azselendor]

I always thought washing his tights in bleach and kryptonite would work best.

[Wenin]

Be sure to not be anywhere near that washing machine. Imagine the noise caused by the kryptonite moving around. =)

[Dizzy]

Anytime superman gets in trouble, the ambiguously gay duo have always had his back. For obvious reasons it's been covered up till now.

As long as they are around, soup isnt going anywhere...