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We now resume our regularly scheduled turn generation.
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April 6th, 2007, 07:21 PM
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[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img][img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img][img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img] Marverni World News Report [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img][img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img][img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lightning.gif[/img]
The Marverni nation hereby notifies Lanka ex post facto that it considers our ceasefire agreement to have expired, and we reassert our claims on the sacred Marverni lands of Gol Amrod.
Several monkeys on the grounds outside the castle surrendered, and were arrested under Marverni Law 876. ART 59 (c). These monkeys have confessed to:
* Invasion of Gol Amrod
* Murder of the Marverni Pretender (Note 1)
* Conspiracy to commit Extortion
* Invasion of Gol Amrod again
* Hunting for Virgins in Gol Amrod
* Conspiracy to commit Extortion again
* The use of forbidden Blood Magic
* Molestation of the Marverni Secretary to the Prophet
* Conspiracy to launch a war of aggression
* Being a Monkey on Marverni Fortress Grounds
(Note 1) He got better.
-- Secretary to the Minister of Propoganda, Marverni
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April 6th, 2007, 07:46 PM
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Such non-sense deserves punishment !!! Do you want everyone to know about the behavior of your secretary ? We can tell everyone what happened in so said sacred land !!!  |
April 6th, 2007, 08:43 PM
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Scouts have returned with these rumours of monkey/forest-man copulations involving boar bladders and demon buttocks. We are embarrassed for both nations, but forgive them their desecrations.
Refocus and be at ease, my friends.
Remember that. Refocus and be at ease.
- Archbishop of the Shroud
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April 6th, 2007, 08:45 PM
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Marverni demands evidence! We deny any improper behavior by our former Secretary to the Prophet.
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April 6th, 2007, 11:22 PM
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Vanheim can attest to the truth of Malverni's allegations. One of one scouts returned with an eyewitness account.
One of the more lucid sections:
"Monkeys everywhere...demons...virgins...diabolical monkeys... the horror...the horror..."
Our support of in this matter is in no way related to Lanka's unprovoked attack on our peaceful lands, or our simultaneous perfectly justified strike against him.
All the monkeys must die!!!!
Sveigder, Prophet of Shaiar
And the toads! I haven't even mentioned the toads!! Falling from the sky!!
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April 7th, 2007, 08:07 AM
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Now hallucinations !
Toads DO NOT fall from the sky ! They don't have wings you know ?!! You should ask to your local nature mage...
And since Marverny still deny everything we'll write here the full story about his secretary :
You know Lanka is a land of demon. And us demons know how to have fun. We make some music, we dance a lot and when the feast is about to end we sacrifice a virgin. We do not intend harm to anyone but that's the way of things you know ! So at the end of the ceremony in Gol Amrod we were seeking a virgin and we politely ask the Marverni's secretary if she was one.
Here is her answer :
BTW Lanka can see the word spread fast about his great feast ! There are about 400 uninvited (weak) guest at the gate of Gol Amrod.
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April 7th, 2007, 10:00 AM
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Marverni would like to point out that several anomalies exist in the purported image of our secretary. Notice the blue fabric covering the portion of her physical anatomy above the waist. Clearly this is not an image of one of the world-renowned Marverni Bare-Chested Secretaries. We have reason to believe evil photoshop magic was used to alter an existing image of a true Secretary of Marverni.
Concerning Gol Amrod, be warned that we are hiring the fearsome fighting force of Urgek's Beast Brothers to reinforce our lines. Once he has joined our forces, we will be invicible! Lanka will never break our siege!
-- Secretary to the Minister of Truth, Marverni Nation
PS Could Lanka please consider having its Demons refrain from consuming all of the edibles in Lanka Land. It's not like they really need to eat, and Rock found his recent meal of Monkeys to be a tad lean. We would appreciate Lanka fattening them up a bit.
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