BAG (Started!)

[Lord_Bob]

The citizens of T'ien Ch'i are no doubt concerned that their new rulers will be even worse than the Barbarian Kings. Let them know that the Monkey King will be somewhat mercifull. However, they must adhere to these three rules, or the consequences will be extreme.

1.On the first Monday of every month, all citizens in even numbered houses most cook an Apple Pie and place it on their windowsill. All citizens in odd numbered houses most cook a Cherry Pie and also place it on the windowsill.
2.All slanderous talk of "Evil Pie Stealing Monkies" must cease immediately. The libels of the Barbarian Kings against the monkeys of Patala will stop. The consequences for those disobeying this edict will be harsh.
3.The Nagas of Patala believe that free speech is at the heart of a just society. So citizens are encouraged to talk openly, so long as they remember that the Markata are watching.

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

Fixed: (and adorable)



The trick was rehosting. Apparently the original site cares about their bandwidth and doesn't like hotlinking. I uploaded to tinypic.com, then the ubb code worked. Forums don't support html, as well.