Urapara - [finished - Abysia + TC win]

DonCorazon · #1 December 2nd, 2007, 10:42 PM

This is Og, reporting live at the Shin/Ulm front where Hildegard, Scourge of the Land with 47 kills, was at long last slain herself, in a hail of Shinuyaman arrows.

Sob..sob..

Firewalker · #2 December 5th, 2007, 01:51 PM

Well, Ulm may find itself challenged to find more live bodies to throw into the grinder, but Bandar Log seems to have developed performance anxiety, as for two straight months all of the commanders in the kingdom failed to act. Rather, they stood by, apparently frozen with self-doubt, and did nothing. Rumors are afloat that they simply "couldn't take it anymore" or "had better things to do besides get killed for that four-armed freak":-- whatever that means!

Narayana has ordered a series of self-esteem building seminars to get his generals and rishis up to snuff again. The conquest of the known universe will soon recommence.

Zeldor · #3 December 5th, 2007, 07:01 PM

Yeah, I have noticed that Bandar has staled for 2 turns. I wish he informed me about that...

DonCorazon · #4 December 6th, 2007, 03:30 AM

Og here reporting another ridiculous slaughter in Dyrfall...
197 dead Ulms vs. 39 Shins. Grom, crippled, cursed and weakened took a blow to the head and now appears to be mute. Unfortunately, he is no longer able to cast the spells his smiths have toiled so long to discover. He was last seen hobbling off to the north to make a last stand at the River of Lost Love, where Shinuyaman armies approach from 2 directions.

Firewalker · #5 December 6th, 2007, 12:53 PM

Zeldor;

It was not planned. I was confused by the due date being a day ahead in GMT compared to CST and coupled with work being busy I did it twice in a row. "Oh, I have until tomorrow ..." Doh! Won't happen anymore now.

DonCorazon · #6 December 8th, 2007, 05:05 PM

Oh the horror!
Grom was swarmed by the stinky trolls and beaten down into a pile of rust...Aldaron had both eyes plucked out and the trauma of the battle has left him feebleminded.

Now I, Og, intrepid Ulmish reporter, stand with one Master Smith and a few militia who are gnawing on boots in the fort at Lost Love, surrounded by swarms of Shinuyaman archers. Malaranthus, how can you sleep at night after inflicting this kind of devastation on the simple folk of Ulm?

This is Og, signing off with my final report....

Zeldor · #7 December 9th, 2007, 02:26 AM

Hmm... and wasn't it Ulm smashing Shinuyama?