Heroic Ability of "Unequaled Obesity"

[sansanjuan]

Now this is an ability I can role play (see attachment)! Anyone know of other humerous ones?
-SSJ

[Foodstamp]

There is also a "Heroic Stupidity"

[Kuritza]

A very misplaced humor. Extra encumberance more often than not means that your thug has just become useless. I had my raksharaja die because of this 'heroic ability'.

[cleveland]

I propose a new item:

MCDONALDS GIFT CARD (D2, misc)
Grants wielder superhuman strength and poison resistance, but becomes diseased. Can summon 2 hospice nurses per turn. Looses feet item slot to diabetes.

[DonCorazon]

I would add:
Movement reduced to zero
Generates deadly poison cloud

[Herode]

Generates deadly poison cloud

This would rather be a Mac Donald's magic site