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reinselc · #1 March 2nd, 2008, 05:41 PM

Hmmmm has the first war begun? Us Abysians don't even know where anyone else is.

ABYSIA PR NEWSWIRE
Paranoid leader Methias thinks that the lack of contact with other nations military forces could be due to their personal cloaking devices and has installed a new defensive measure in his royal hall. The antechamber is now filled with fans and that favorite abysian treat of powdered sugar.

According to Lord Methias "All friendly diplomats who enter my throne room will be given a nice sweet gift, while assasins who attempt to make themselves invisible will find my sweet tooth a little sharp for their liking".

Hully · #2 March 3rd, 2008, 06:05 AM

So

We the Tir an n'Og having been part of THAT unfortunate incident, welcomed the FrostFarthers delegation as close friend and deplore the regretful boarder butchery of our courageous troops.

The delegation from FrostFarther seemed rather incompetent and rather than smoother over the boarder skirmish which Tir an n'Og accept was purely accidental with no malice of intent. Proceeded to call the Fair and honest Tir an n'Og nation, PERFIDY! While the none aggression accorded continues diplomatic relation have certainly chilled. Was this FrostFarthers intent?

PERFIDY: An act of deliberate betrayal

Hmmmm... not happy

Hully

Hully · #3 March 3rd, 2008, 06:15 AM

The deceitful FrostFarthers has stabbed the peaceful Ti n no's in the back, I guess he feels his dagger is long enough... and HE talks of PERFIDY!

FrostFarthers should not be trusted at all

StormCrow434 · #4 March 3rd, 2008, 01:20 PM

Old Ulmish tradition. The Reparation party arrives, challenges all comers to combat. If victorious, the province in question is quickly "Repaired"...

ComTrav · #5 March 3rd, 2008, 07:01 PM

Caelum regards the recent conflict between Tir Na Nog and Ulm a tragedy, and we would be more than willing to use our good offices to determine the truth of the incident.

We would naturally expect some compensation for our totally neutral, fair and balanced arbitration. And whoever offered us more would have nothing to do with our decision. Nothing. At all. Honest. The character of the Eagle Kings is above reproach.

StormCrow434 · #6 March 3rd, 2008, 09:08 PM

StormCrow, Prophet of the FrostFather, has been given the authority to offer the Eagle Kings several of Tir's Eastern provinces in exchange for a 'Fair and Balanced' look into Tir perfidy.

reinselc · #7 March 3rd, 2008, 10:04 PM

Abysians took to the streets of the capital to protest the nations uninvolvement in the current conflict.

"Why has our lord Methias not shown us the way to victory? We need to be involved in this war!!! Now which way do we march?"

The royal scouting corps is now attempting to ascertain the whereabouts of a certain peoples know only as "Tir" and "Ulm"....reports so far have been spotty at best.