Alexander - PBEM Game - Running

Dedas · #1 March 22nd, 2008, 04:47 PM

Things are looking very bleak for already misfortunate Ulm. As we are rotting away in our castles the barbarian league is rampaging the civilized world. Arcoscephale, the cradle of great culture, is in danger.
We plead to anyone with the sufficient power to help us. Please help us...

DonCorazon · #2 March 22nd, 2008, 05:22 PM

Just think how less entertaining the world will be without us! Our comedic value alone warrants intervention. - Sent from iPhone while wife shops

Jurri · #3 March 22nd, 2008, 05:32 PM

Oh, how I wish I could help... But the bastion of civilization that is Bogarus is also under attack by all kinds of savages.

PashaDawg · #4 March 23rd, 2008, 09:40 PM

Turn 26 is out. Deadline is Tuesday.

Pasha

Aristander · #5 March 24th, 2008, 09:12 PM

While the priests of Amanozako are waiting for the "Great Awakening" cooped up in the besieged Crystal Citadel, they have glimpsed passages from the black tome that is the Ossericiad.
After all they do get tired of watching the Elephants fornicate. Allowed shuddering glimpses of an ancient "mythology" filled with unholy rites and demonic invocations, the priests prey for the day of Amanozako's deliverance.

That day will come soon the signs are ominous.

DonCorazon · #6 March 24th, 2008, 10:36 PM

If Jomon has not eaten them yet (how long can this damn siege last?), you should hang onto those copies of the Ossericiad because the barbarians are burning the great library in Babylonia and only a few copies remain.

It appears Arcosephalean elephant meat is a delicacy in Tien Chin. Six prime specimens were devoured like cows in a pirahna pond by their horde of barbarian calvary.

We predict Tien Chin's barbarians will one day cover the world in horse patties!

Dedas · #7 March 25th, 2008, 06:58 AM

One ancient fortress of Ulm has fallen into the hands of the sea and ice dwellers. I hope they enjoy the fires we made before we left by the escape tunnel.

Two fortresses still stand, the great city of Ulm and the citadel of Typhalia. But fear has broken out in the city of Ulm as the falls have begun to crumble. Soon the fires of Abysian hell will fall upon us.

Abysian assassins have also begun stalking the city at night as the illuminated Ofagion found out. He blasted the intruder with fire from stars and the slayer was no more.

Day 140 of the siege. Terror! A great hunger has broken out in the city! The guardians defending the walls have begun cannibalizing their dead comrades and promptly turned into ghouls as punishment for their crime. On the bright side they are no longer starving.