April 4th, 2008, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Yargul One-Eye\'s Tale of War
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DonCorazon said:
Tis true the words of the Swamp King. Lanka you are the victim of having at least 2 screwy neighbors.
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon17.gif[/img] Gather round the fire and Yargulf One-Eye will tell ye the tale:
A particularly inept Van squad led by Stagbold the Flatulent was caught tramping around the Sauro swamps (apparently stealth and glamour were not enough to conceal Stagbold's problem).
This initiated a chain of events that led to a web of entangelement so complicated Vanheim almost declared war on itself:
Sauro went ballistic on Van, rightfully so, and threatened to turn all of Vanheim into lizard stew. Ths led to Sauro reaching out to Lanka to fight Van, Lanka agreeing to screw Van, Van begging Sauro to forgive Stagbold, Sauro retracting its offer to Lanka, Van declaring war on Lanka for entertaining Sauro's misguided offer, and Lanka threatening to burn Sauro to the ground.
And if you can figure that out then you know where we stand.
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You left out the part where you blab every PM that your neighbors send you to any other party for your own gain.
*note to self: Never negotiate with Don*
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