Forseti (Started)

[Cor2]

The popular support is certianly against man. All things being equal count the allies.

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Man accuses Mictlan of telling lies, but then goes on to confirm our tales. So, Man is either lying alongside Mictlan (and we don't like the sound of that!) or Man is spinning his own tales. Mictlan trusts in the intelligence of the other nations, that they may unweave Man's web of deceit.

Micltans rich rear is ripe for taking, be swift and the reward shall be plentyfull!

We urge R'lyeh to cease hostilities with us! Jotunheim is going to face Mictlan anyways so we're not bothered by them, but the might rising from the Ocean is targeting wrong nation. We're the only nation holding the Mictlan at bay. Erect be the tower of man!

Mictlan's best psychoanalysts suspect that Man would like nothing better than to plunge his erect tower into Mictlan's unsullied rear.

We must mount our own offense on Man's own rear, as he leaves us little choice but to continue our losing fight against him. Mictlan must do what we can to hold off, or at least delay, Zhukov's ascendance to godhood. Release the Moose!

Mictlan

[Cor2]

Sombody call for moose?!!

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No, Mictlan sent the Moose to kill the Golem of Man, who had overrun a forward position of ours in the North. But the Golem was cunningly prepared for the Moose, and Returned home to avoid being destroyed.

Mictlan has been overrun in the South too, and the castle we had captured from Man is now under siege. We must abandon our second front, for Man has recaptured a majority of the provinces in the burned and lifeless lands where the ghosts of Tien Chi roam. Man has pressed his counterattack to our beachhead on his Eastern shore, and if we lose that, then surely the war is lost.

Mictlan fights against the great evil heroes of Man. At their head, Arthur the enormous flying obese Mummy wields the Mage Bane, and slays all who come in his path.

But we urge the free nations of the world to not lose sight of hope! As long as the freedom loving world remains stalwart, the forces of evil will fall.

Mictlan

[Whollaborg]

Moose spotted,

Schizoanalisis of Micltan might tell more of the analizer than the analysed. We are proud of our stonework that has halted most attacks against the man even if our walls are besieged everywhere. Jotuns roam in the far south with their thick skulls and Agartha besieges our castle by mistake and R'lyeh has launched another sneak attack that was repelled by a local militia in the sout as well. Only Mictlans horrendeus army approaches our rear and capital with nerwing speed. They have massed another army of 500 heads strong into the original landing zone as well and even the Smaug, one hottie for a little bird, has established herself on the ghastly capital of Tien Chi, a nation that had one heck of a misfortune to have had such a murderous idiot as their chief eunuch.

Words from Mictlan stating that ther war is lost if they lose the landing site might be a big overestimation of the losing capacity of the vast Mictlan empire sthat spans thousands of miles across the eastern jungles, plains and mountains. We are not going to fall their trickery and release our wolves against the huge army that Micltan holds in defence to ambush any troops that might dare to venture out from our mountain fortification.

Thick skulled Jotunheim has brought forward another army but we're prepared!

Agartha has not been communicative lately and now their army besieges tower of man. We trust this is a mistake from their part and they only tried to catch the flying gargoyle that pesters us. We are sure that Agartha is a humble nation and is not breaking our non-agression pact as this would humilitate their leader very badly and no word would be spared in making mockery out of an oathbreaker.

Only the Bandar Log has remained truly neutral in the confilict of Man and sneakily attacking Mictlan. This is a sad fact that we already doubt that the Agartha might have broken thier oath, but next month will tell if they release their siege and withdraw.

We trust that the Bandar Log will see trheir opportunity to gain massive wealth from the east as the armies of Mictlan are already on the Tien Chi shores. This would bring Bandar Log into serious position to compete of the true goodhood that should be the goal of all the mighty and true leaders in this world!

Zhukov

And we have to clarify one thing to the Mictlan. Arthur of the Camelot is not an obese mummy but a shiny Knight of the Round Table and the King of the Avalon, nothing less (and little bit to the round side too, but not obese!)

[Cor2]

Arthur needs to lay off the dust or virgins or whatever it is that mummies eat. Its more like Arthur of the Rotund Table.

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I need cliff notes for this!

Bandar Log is sitting between the two powerhouses, and I am fairly certain if I make a move on either of them, I will be swallowed whole. I am in the stone age compared to these guys.

How about I break all of my agreements and just wait for one of them to attack me?