EA Game Strolling, part 2 - send in pretenders

[Gregstrom]

I could ask the Caelians, just for confirmation. We've kept a few alive for battery farming. Initial tests comfirm that they're not as tough and stringy as the free-range sort.

[Wrana]

Well, it's quite common situation if you don't have scientific husbandry. You could start by inquiring about their ancestry...
As a sidenote to Sauromatia: according to the stated terms of our offering, you actually CAN get an item requested for discount price. You just need to kill yourself. Thinking of which - you had already accomplished this once, so anything is possible!

[Kadelake]

I'll consider your offer...

[Wrana]

It's well worth it!

[Wokeye]

The world is now a little more generally miserable, although a reduced number of Sauromatian Tartarians should alleviate that...

[Gregstrom]

And a highly trained team of guerilla (gorilla?) gardeners have, in the dead of night, dug out the Mother Oak and transported it several hundred miles to a new home (location classified). Sauromatian watchmen were later found bound and gagged, with nothing but a few banana skins to tell that there had ever been any intruders.

[Kadelake]

Take your stinking paws off my trees, you damn dirty apes!