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Old November 13th, 2008, 03:16 PM
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We have decided to send the Traitor King to try to convince the working class of Atlantis that our rule is much more benign. We will be a gentle ruler, in fact their taxes will go down for awhile. Due to a new secret sauce they will live a longer more productive life. This is why the corporate decision was made to flood the markets of Atlatis with the original formula of Macflavious burgers. Enjoy.
After a series of rather... intensive negotiations, the Traitor, one Executive Shadhul Ummush, ultimately failed to convince the loyalist Atlantians to go through with the merger.

The sharks however, thought the burgers were delicious and are coming back for more.
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Default Re: Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

I've decided to coin a new usage of a English word. Dramatized, to be used when your significant other turns off the TV and turns on you.

On a lighter note, did you guys look at the oldest joke book? I was troubled that you have to pay to see the whole thing. I think I will pay the 8 bucks to have it. I spent awhile looking at ancient humor, to be specific Roman humor. Gads, those guys played rough. I was going to use it in this game but I found that it was just too rude to be suitable. Crucification jokes are not funny. I will continue to try to dust off some old jokes for your amusement.
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