MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[cleveland]

Now hear this: R'lyeh has joined the Axis of Ashdod.

In a cleaver effort to disguise their allegiance, R'lyeh cleaverly had a starspawn Lost in Time-and-Space with secret orders to cleaverly emerge for a strike at the Machakan heartland during the desperate hours of the Vanheim crusade.

So Machaka declares war on R'lyeh.

We ask all nations to stand with us against the Ashdod-Vanheim-R'lyeh trinity, whose power will shortly become unstoppable otherwise.

Or at least to tell us where they are.

And any ideas on how to adapt a monkey scuba suit onto a giant spider would be greatly appreciated.

[Vanslime]

Have no fear, spider-lovers, for Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, shall soon lead our armies to battle against the squidheads of R'lyeh, in the southern ocean!

Lord Bymak is staggered to hear of such cowardice from his sworn enemy, and extends to Machaka the tentacle of peace. After all, spiders and octopi both have eight limbs; this must be a sign!