LA: Noobs and Strangeness (Running)

[Quitti]

You know, the human body is extremely bad conductor - there's nothing to fear about lightning. And we've heard that it never hits the same spot twice too, so just build a house to a place where confirmed thunder strikes have happened before. Still, should you find yourself struck by a lightning, wearing a ring of lightning protection is a very good pre-emptive measure to save your meager life. In fact, we are selling them for 5 astral pearls a piece for those who are interested! Contact us by mail or send an emissary with a cartful of astral pearls.

- Letter addressed to other nations from the Herse of Propaganda and Marketing of Midgård.