Call for Captains

[Sombre]

I wondered when you'd start calling me jealous you egomaniac.

Hilarious.

And putting words in my mouth now. No need to quote out of context when you can just make stuff up. Please link to me calling a 'tiny team dueling duo games' unique.

But no more. I concede, I can't stand anywhere but in the shadow of a visionary such as yourself. I can only step aside as the surge of players wishing to join your awesome game as captains sweep through, trampling my pathetic efforts underfoot. Even my broken sobbing is drowned out by the clamour of critical acclaim heaped upon your incredible efforts. You truly are the best amongst us - it's a wonder there was even a community before you graced us with your presence.

By the way that's SARCASM you dolt.