OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[mac5732]

(8) 100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
if one of them should happen to fall
99 bottles of beer on the wall (hic)

jusstt lovve biiirrrthhddayyy parties...

haaaappppy Birrtthhhhdaayyyy,

pass the brewskis....

celebrating mac

[sachmo]

Originally posted by dogscoff:

The giant rotating Kylie statue is the centrepiece, squirting out champagne as planned.

From EXACTLY where is the champagne squirting? That bit of knowledge will play a major part in what is in my glass during the Tigg-Scoff birthday toast...

[Growltigga]

Sachmo, the champagne is coming out of her perfectly formed and pert breasts....

Mac, there is free brewskis all night so you dont need to fill up your colostomy bag for later... you can have fresh booze until midnight tomorrow..

Growltigga sidles off onto the dancefloor wondering where Claudia Schiffer got to

[mac5732]

GT, my profuse salutations to you and dogscoff on you Day of Days, also my profound tks for the free brewskis.... I shall try and endeavor to indulge a weeeee litttllle bittt before the Taz shows up also don't want to be to incapacitated during the upcoming wrestling matches and demonstrations..... but afterwards the contents of the brewskis shall be running most swiftly throughout the party room enhancing those within to partake and enjoy themselves to the next level of fullfillment...

partying Mac

[DirectorTsaarx]

And don't forget kids, the whole event is being broadcast live on Pay-Per-View!!! All profits go to an adorable little charity, "Viagra for Aging Tigers"!

And, of course, select freeze-frames will be captured and stored in special vaults protected by stasis fields; said storage to continue as long as periodic donations are made to the "Gryphin Position Memorial Fund" and "Circle the Wagons Beauty School Scholarship Program". All donations, initial and periodic, may be addressed to Tigg-Scoff PLC... but don't go claiming these donations on your tax forms, as Barry is getting indigestion from dining on revenue agents...

[Timstone]

Wow, a champagne squirting Kylie!
Wow, a honey filled wrestling pit!
Wow, clone torturing!
Wow, tiggettes!
Wow, cheerleaders!
Wow, funcy music!
Wow, free beer!!
Yeah, cool party guys, you two are too good for us! Congrats from me!
Having fun already!
Now to search for the idiot who trhew a pie in my face! Ohh, he's going to get some beers from me! It was afterall a good throw and a very good pie.

[Growltigga]

Whheeeeeeeee
Waheeeyyyyyyyy
Yeeeeeee Haawwwwwwww

sounds of very happy partying Tigga cavorting on dancefloor with bevy of beauties whilst clutching a champagne bottle fade into distance