OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

Gryphin · #1 September 21st, 2002, 01:39 AM

Phew, the greatested example of mass delusion the galaxy has ever known. Those pleasure beams at the cantina really do work.
Some how they did not prevent hangovers. hmm. wonder who programed that in.

Growltigga · #2 September 21st, 2002, 01:48 AM

Gryphin, I am ashamed at you..

YOU might have spent the Last few days in a state of trance but the rest of us had a wonderful drunken sordid fantabulous party with tons of dancing and grooving and loads of music

Roll on next year

Timstone · #3 September 21st, 2002, 01:54 AM

That must be Bill Gates, I think. That A$$w!pe always seems to get the better end of the deal. With Windows he gets all the money and we get all the trouble.

And here too. He gets all the money and we get the hangovers.

Gryphin · #4 September 21st, 2002, 01:54 AM

Hmm,
Speculating, Maybe somebody "beamed" me and I missed the party? Who would do such a thing?
The must be an Investigation!!!!

Growltigga · #5 September 20th, 2002, 02:01 PM

Yeah, we must investigate this. Whilst the rest of us danced the night away at the party, you must have been kidnapped and beamed with the kinkapoo joygun (installed at the back of the cantina for particularily querulous clientele) to make you think you were having a good time and partaking on the Gryphin position with assorted FBWs and WIRs

Thinking about it, I dont actually think the person who gave us the stageshow of the Gryphin position was you.. thinking about it, there was a funny smell in the air at the time, a bit like parmesan cheese, and there was an empty bowl of chilli by the stage as well as a bottle of a 'brewski' whatever that might be...

and thinking about it further, the poor FBW's did look like they had been shot with a "forgetto beam"

Hmmmm, elementary my dear Gryphin, Mac wanted to take your place for TGP and CTW show, he obviously inconvenienced you, knocked out the FBWs and then stole your, ahem, thunder...

My esteemed legal synopsis would suggest repeated beating with a large baseball bat with 9 inch nails banged through it as suitable punishment

[ September 20, 2002, 13:02: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Gryphin · #6 September 20th, 2002, 02:09 PM

Since I am unable to partake in cartoon violence I will have to ask someone to stand in for me.
Any volunteers?

Growltigga · #7 September 20th, 2002, 02:12 PM

you want volunteers for beating Mac round the head with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails, why kind sir, I do beleive I will happily take over that service for you as suitable recompense for earlier legal advice provided to you

Now, where is that CTW glory stealing philandering sycophantic FBW-abusing amnesia-inducing, shindle shanked smelly old tosspot Mac when you need to give him legal correction?