Advise

Dead Meat · #1 November 14th, 2002, 08:49 AM

My work is cut out for me.

Kamog: The best way to make a first impression is to put you foot on top of one of theirs. This is for a number of reasons. First, and most important. They can not get away. Second, placeing one's foot on top of anothers show that you have control over the situation. And third, they can't get away.

As for your question about noticing something diffrent. Always mention their eyes, for it is the gate way into the Heavens. If you happen not to mention their eyes and are wrong, then simply follow the example under the next question.

If you are asked; "Does this make me look fat?" Do not answer!! Their is no right answer. "No dear." has worked in the past. However studies have shown that 9 out of 10 boyfriends hesitate before answering the question. Instead it is far better to pretend to choke on ones tounge then to risk answer this question.

I hope i've helped.

Skulky: Indeed the ways of the ladder are wise.

dumbluck · #2 November 14th, 2002, 12:57 PM

Correction: The ladder is all-knowing, all-seeing.

Gryphin · #3 November 14th, 2002, 01:51 PM

I'm sorry to post realty here:
The women I have known seem to want honesty and sincer caring.
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dumbluck · #4 November 15th, 2002, 02:00 AM

LOL!!!!

DirectorTsaarx · #5 November 14th, 2002, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
Dear mlmbd ,

How do you answer this question? A girl asks you, "Do you notice anything different about me today?" You look at her, and you don't notice anything at all that's different from usual. She probably did something with her hair or got new shoelaces or something, but if you guess wrong, you're in big trouble! If you say you don't know, you're in big trouble! What do you do?

First, I (partially) agree with mlmbd's answer - if she had to ask, you're probably already in trouble. HOWEVER, the fact that she DID ask means she's giving you a second chance. This probably means you're on the GOOD ladder (thanks for posting the ladder theory link, dead meat). And, not only are you on the good ladder, you are probably at least as high on her ladder as she is on yours; possibly higher (or, in ladder theory language, you are at least equal and possibly in a position of power). All of which means you should definitely say something complimentary; perhaps along the lines of "your beauty is so distracting I can't tell what's different". You'll either get slapped for the cheesy line, or you'll get lucky. The chance of getting lucky is (usually)worth the risk of getting slapped.

BTW - I take no responsibility for any pain, injury or suffering resulting from following the above advice. Use at your own risk.

Did I use enough boldface, italics and bold italics to acheive the right level of credibility for this thread?

Gryphin · #6 November 14th, 2002, 06:17 PM

The sucsess of DirectorTsaarx's answer is directly related to how sincerely you can deliver that um, er, balony. With just the right tone inflection and inocent look you will get lucky and not slapped. (unless you want to be slapped but I'm not going there).

Elowan · #7 November 14th, 2002, 06:42 PM

Advice from an old goat:

You are always wrong.

Start with that premise and you can never go wrong. Woman love to forgive a man. Who cares if you're right in any event? Give your ego a rest.

The corollary to the above is the answer to the question:

Would you rather be right or married?