320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[tesco samoa]

Taz-in-Space mocks the 2nd most powerful computer ever built.

May a C.H.U.D. pay visit to your basement

[Ragnarok]

lol... How many more subject changes you all think we are going to have before 400 Posts? I'm guessing 2...

[oleg]

How many names does this thread had ? Anybody keeps track ? It can go to the record book in this Category !

[tesco samoa]

where do you see the post numbers

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
where do you see the post numbers<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you see the subject line. Keep going to the right... When you see the "Topic Starter" keep going right. IT's the next line. It'll be "Replies" then it'll list how many replies have been made. That's where it is.

But I think there's been umm 4 or 5 different names for this thread.

[Mylon]

Meow.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Mylon:
Meow.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Bark, Ruff, Grrr... Get lost you cat... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif jk

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Perrin:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mottlee:
337 (bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">337? what mean you 337. When I said 245 I ment post #245 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yup! that's how many I have (had) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

(Edit) OOps 339 (Bump)

[ September 05, 2002, 19:31: Message edited by: mottlee ]

[Ragnarok]

Well in that case I'm up to 325 now.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Well in that case I'm up to 325 now.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, BTW, I'll catch you my pretty... *evil laugh*...

326...

[Taz-in-Space]

Ragnarok, 5 Posts in the Last 10! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
You wouldn't be bucking for a higher rank now? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Shame on you for hogging this BLANK THREAD of Ruatha's http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[DavidG]

Now if only we new the question!

Hmm I wonder if they are serving Pan Galactic Gargle BLasters in the Cantina.
Nothing like that feeling of having your head smashed in with a gold brick wrapped in lemon peel. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Gandalph]

Originally posted by Ruatha:
The Answer (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/answer.shtml)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummm, How old was I when this thread started???

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Ragnarok, 5 Posts in the Last 10! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
You wouldn't be bucking for a higher rank now? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Shame on you for hogging this BLANK THREAD of Ruatha's http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually I'm not hogging for a higher rank. If I was doing that I would've posted 10 out of the Last 10. I'm just carrying on a conversation and so forth. I've seen Geo and others do the same thing. So nothing wrong with it. Now I almost bet once this conversation ends you won't see me post in this thread for awhile untill I have something interesting to say during another subject.

[geoschmo]

Ragnarok, just cause I do something doesn't mean it's acceptable behavior. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Geo

[Ragnarok]

LOL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Good call man. That brings in a saying that I've heard before. "Do as I say not as I do..." that applies here right? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[TerranC]

So what is the question?

And who ARE the dolphines?

[DavidG]

Originally posted by TerranC:
So what is the question?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Uhhhh... What's 6 times 7? How many paths must a man walk down?

And who ARE the dolphines?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Forget them what about those damn mice!

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
LOL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Good call man. That brings in a saying that I've heard before. "Do as I say not as I do..." that applies here right? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me TOOOOOOOO! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif (bump)

[dogscoff]

Damn, looks like I missed out on some cat- chasing. Where did it go?

[mottlee]

(BUMP) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Instar]

Thanks for all the fish guys
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ed Kolis]

Well, Arthur discovered the question to be "What do you get if you multiply 6 by 9", proving the universe to be a totally screwed-up place... but that question was proven wrong and it was found that if anyone ever discovered the actual question then the entire universe would disappear and be replaced by one even more complicated. (There is no knowledge of how many times this has happened already.)

[Quikngruvn]

Jeez, this thread isn't dead yet?

If you haven't recently, you need to read this thread from start to finish. I haven't laughed out loud this much in weeks....

Quikngruvn

[DavidG]

Hmm It I just realized that the start of this thread is much like the quest for the answer to Life the Universe and Everything.
We have the answer from Geo = "Yes it Is"
Now all we have to do is build a really big computer to figure out what the actual question is!

[Lemmy]

I know the question:
Is this post spam?

[Nodachi]

The hitchhiker reference reminds me of my favorite scene from the books.

Arthur picking a fight with the thunder god and asking him to step outside, from a flying house! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Hey, I hadn't posted here in a while and had to come up with something! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Glare]

Actually the "QUESTION" is very simple.

"How many pubs must a man visit before he's totally blotto?"

Unfortunately the mice involved in the organising it WERE blotto at the time, so the question and answer became muddled http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Glare:

"How many pubs must a man visit before he's totally blotto?"
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ooo, Ooo, I know the answer! The answer is.. Get ready for this... TUESDAY!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mottlee]

(BUMP!) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Lemmy]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

lol, couldn't do more without getting this:
We cannot process your posting, because you have exceeded the maximum number of images allowed per post. The current maximum is 8.

[Perrin]

Originally posted by Quikngruvn:
Jeez, this thread isn't dead yet?

Quikngruvn<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I would kill this thread but unfortunately it is "Somebody else’s problem." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Lemmy:
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

lol, couldn't do more without getting this:
We cannot process your posting, because you have exceeded the maximum number of images allowed per post. The current maximum is 8. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Ed Kolis:
Well, Arthur discovered the question to be "What do you get if you multiply 6 by 9", proving the universe to be a totally screwed-up place... but that question was proven wrong and it was found that if anyone ever discovered the actual question then the entire universe would disappear and be replaced by one even more complicated. (There is no knowledge of how many times this has happened already.)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, actually, in a Base 13 numbering system, 6 times 9 would be 42. So Arthur found the right question, he just used the wrong counting system to interpret the answer. Now, finding a species that uses a base 13 numbering system is a completely different story altogether...

[Puke]

i thought the question was something like "how many names has/will this thread have?"

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Lemmy:
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

lol, couldn't do more without getting this:
We cannot process your posting, because you have exceeded the maximum number of images allowed per post. The current maximum is 8. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well in that case, I'll finish up for you... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif
There, all done...

[ September 09, 2002, 22:35: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Wizarc]

*ShrapnelGamesDelete*

[Baron Grazic]

No wonder I am still a Corporal - I haven't posted in this thread yet...

[sparhawk]

Yes, do it like me;

just answer to something very stupid and you are in just a while a sergeant....

sparhawk

[mottlee]

(bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mottlee]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
Yes, do it like me;

just answer to something very stupid and you are in just a while a sergeant....

sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like this?? (Bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

...do you have something against Sergeants, CORPORAL? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mottlee:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by sparhawk:
Yes, do it like me;

just answer to something very stupid and you are in just a while a sergeant....

sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like this?? (Bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Exactly!

[DavidG]

I'm bored.

< bump >

Well that was good for 10 seconds entertainment.

[ September 11, 2002, 03:18: Message edited by: DavidG ]

[DavidG]

hey how come putting my 'bump' in < > brackets without spaces made it invisible?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by DavidG:
hey how come putting my 'bump' in < > brackets without spaces made it invisible?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm, it could be thinking it's a HTML code and since HTML code is not allowed on this forum then it could go invisable. I'll try an actual code now. H!

[Ragnarok]

Whoa... HTML is working on here. I just used the Bold code and it worked. That's odd indeed. So I could use HTML to do...<U>THIS!</U> Wonder why it's working now. <Bump>

[sparhawk]

Going for 300!!!

now 297

Whow, this is really the most dull and stupid forum ever, ..well the longest one..

Sparhawk

[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff pulls his Bumpin' Boots on and does the laces up reeeeeeeal tight....

KER-BUMP!

Hey, that felt good. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Perrin]

Reply 300:

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Ragnarok]

Gosh darn it, I wanted to put the 300 post on here. DU SAUGEN! jk man...

[mottlee]

Trying to catch B5 post http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Post http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Post http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
POST http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Ragnarok]

Oh, I'm sure we can catch it. Just keep on posting information and questions... Such as: How many licks does it take to get to then center of a tootsie pop?

[Krakenup]

"The answer to the great question is 42!"

My wife disagrees. I was helping my son with Algebra homework, and I said "So X is equal to 8." My wife walked by about then and said "Eight? Eight! X is equal to 8? I spent a year in Algebra and never could figure out what X was, and now I find out that it's 8. Why didn't they just tell us? I can't believe I wasted all that time." She wandered out, muttering "Eight . . ."

[mottlee]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
*Dogscoff pulls his Bumpin' Boots on and does the laces up reeeeeeeal tight....

KER-BUMP!

Hey, that felt good. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Are your boots anything like my SH*T KICKIN' Boots??

(BUMP) SPLAT http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> How many licks does it take to get to then center of a tootsie pop?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That has been solved...by an owl! Let me check on the result -
(lick,lick,lick,Crunch...)
Yes, the answer is THREE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh man you're good. I didn't think anyone could figure that out. Next question...

Why does it only take 3?! LOL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> How many licks does it take to get to then center of a tootsie pop?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That has been solved...by an owl! Let me check on the result -
(lick,lick,lick,Crunch...)
Yes, the answer is THREE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh man you're good. I didn't think anyone could figure that out. Next question...

Why does it only take 3?! LOL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Two to hold it down and one to rip its head off.

Oh, wait. I woke up in the wrong joke.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by DirectorTsaarx:
Two to hold it down and one to rip its head off.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well that's close... I guess... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

But I think the answer you provided was the answer to this question... "How many ppl does it take to get even with Tigga?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

How many licks does it take to get to then center of a tootsie pop?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That has been solved...by an owl! Let me check on the result -
(lick,lick,lick,Crunch...)
Yes, the answer is THREE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[sparhawk]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif 3154 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Sparhawk

[sparhawk]

Hee, I got a rating, cool.

But how is it possible to have to Ratings and have a average score of 3.35!????????????

1+5 = 6 / 2 = 3
2+5 = 7 / 2 = 3.5
2+4 = 6 / 2 = 3

No whole number / 2 should give a 3.35.
If I should have 3 votes, but I only got two.

sparhawk

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
Hee, I got a rating, cool.

But how is it possible to have to Ratings and have a average score of 3.35!????????????

1+5 = 6 / 2 = 3
2+5 = 7 / 2 = 3.5
2+4 = 6 / 2 = 3

No whole number / 2 should give a 3.35.
If I should have 3 votes, but I only got two.

sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Maybe Ratings are weighted by either the rating or the rank of the person granting the rating, or whether you've already ranked the ranker (and maybe even the ranking you gave the ranker)...

I think I'm getting confused now. I'll go back to figuring out the Intelligence system in SE4. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Or maybe take a refresher course on quantum physics. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[capnq]

The profile does say weighted score, not average score.

[mottlee]

LOL Again (Bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by capnq:
The profile does say weighted score, not average score.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So how is it weighted? By rank of the rater, or by rating of the rater? Or some other bizarre factor based on how many games you've purchased from Shrapnel, the phase of the moon, and whether or not you've ever visited the Cantina?

[mottlee]

HEHE again (BUMP)

[Val]

Your almost there mottlee, don't give up http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[DavidG]

Isn't it about time for a topic change??

[Karras Barrens]

meh?

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Val:
Your almost there mottlee, don't give up http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OK I won't http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (Bump)

[Gandalph]

Originally posted by DirectorTsaarx:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by capnq:
The profile does say weighted score, not average score.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So how is it weighted? By rank of the rater, or by rating of the rater? Or some other bizarre factor based on how many games you've purchased from Shrapnel, the phase of the moon, and whether or not you've ever visited the Cantina?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I would also be interested in hearing the explanation of this.

[Gandalph]

Had to get tied with Mottlee!

[Taz-in-Space]

HEY YOU GUYS, WAIT UP...
(Sigh) 121 Posts back - OH WOE IS ME!

[mottlee]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Gandalph:
[b]Had to get tied with Mottlee!</s

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:

But if you really want to know, just go to the beginning and start counting. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh... Well in that case, I won't be posting for awhile. I need to get a bunch of friends to come over so I can use their fingers and toes as well as mine.

[Ragnarok]

Just to show you how much of a life I don't have. the 142nd post on this thread is by none other then me. And it would say: Ok Lemmy... time for you lesson on poking now. First of all when you extend your finger, you must also bend your elbow. Then have your feet 2 feet apart exactly. Once you've done this, start the forward motion with your arm and put all you weight on your right foot. Then go in for the final poke. That should do it... <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So now you all know what thr 142nd post on here was.

[TerranC]

sad.

[ September 25, 2002, 21:39: Message edited by: TerranC ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by TerranC:
sad.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Very true.

[Karras Barrens]

This is the post that never ends
It goes on and on, my friend
Some people started posting it not knowing what it was
And they'll go on posting it forever just because
This is the post that never ends
It goes on and on, my friend
Some people started posting it not knowing what it was
And they'll go on posting it forever just because...

[Puke]

*poke*

[Gandalph]

If you scream in a post, does anyone hear you?

That which goes bump in the night can't see.

[Taz-in-Space]

Hey Hey Hey... It's Quiz Time!

A few Posts ago Ragnarok said:
I need to get a bunch of friends to come over so I can use their fingers and toes as well as mine.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He then stated:
the 142nd post on this thread is by none other then me. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So how many friends did Ragnarok have to invite over? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

First person with the correct answer gets a free beer keg at the Cantina!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Hey Hey Hey... It's Quiz Time!

A few Posts ago Ragnarok said:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I need to get a bunch of friends to come over so I can use their fingers and toes as well as mine.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He then stated:
the 142nd post on this thread is by none other then me. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So how many friends did Ragnarok have to invite over? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

First person with the correct answer gets a free beer keg at the Cantina!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Once again I have no life. I needed 7 friends. 20 fingers and toes per person. That makes 140. Then I had to have an extra friend to get the extra 2 fingers. Thus making a grand total of 8 friends. Am I right?

[Taz-in-Space]

Nope... Close but no cigar. (or beer keg http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif )

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Nope... Close but no cigar. (or beer keg http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif )<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Aww come on. It's gotta be right? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Now I can't wait for the right answer.

[Taz-in-Space]

Here's a hint... You could be correct, but if you are, how did you type in the answer? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Here's a hint... You could be correct, but if you are, how did you type in the answer? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Are you meaning that I had a total of 7 friends since I would be the 8th?

[Baron Grazic]

So how many friends did Ragnarok have to invite over? [Confused]

First person with the correct answer gets a free beer keg at the Cantina!! [Big Grin] <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Would you answer be NONE and Ragnarok actually used a calculator so that it appears that he has at least 6 friends? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

{Sorry Ragnarok} http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Spoo]

Here's a hint... You could be correct, but if you are, how did you type in the answer?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">7 friends... unless poor Ragnarok doesn't have any fingers http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

So do I get a keg?

[Spoo]

Maybe only three friends.

One for the hundred's place.
One for the ten's place.
And one for the one's place.

Then they don't even need toes.

It's hard to count on toes anyway. They don't bend nearly so well as fingers.

[ September 26, 2002, 05:40: Message edited by: Spoo ]

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Puke:
*poke*<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Do you mean BUMP! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[dogscoff]

It's hard to count on toes anyway. They don't bend nearly so well as fingers.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nonsense, watch...

*Bend... SNAP! AAAAARRRRRGH!

*Dogscoff hops off to another thread...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:


{Sorry Ragnarok} http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Gee, thanks man! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif I believe that about as much as I believe that I'm richer then Bill Gates himself! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[capnq]

Typical self-centered Terrans, can't even recognize what sex an alien is. No wonder Queen Kaziktra is so touchy.

[DavidG]

Last time I check only the Terrans had a Male pic. The rest were either female or 'others'

[Baron Grazic]

Bloody name change. It took me 15 minutes to find this post. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

What was the answer Taz?

Minbari - Female
Federation - Male
Just to name 2.

[ September 27, 2002, 03:13: Message edited by: Baron Grazic ]

[Grandpa Kim]

Well, so here I am about to post, "Well sure there is. The Dominion has a girl pic." when suddenly I realize Ruatha has done it to me again with the *%$)($^ name change. ROFL

Betcha can't catch me three time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

The answer was seven (7) :

"I need to get a bunch of friends to come over so I can use their fingers and toes as well as mine. "

So Ragnarok, Spoo are correct! Baron Grazic get an Honorable Mention for his inventive answer: (the) answer be NONE and Ragnarok actually used a calculator. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Since Ragnarok was answering a question about himself, I will allow Spoo to also win a free beer keg! I will give Baron Grazic a free beer mug. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Now all our LUCKY winners are invited to FILL those kegs and mug over at the cantina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

- I never said the kegs would be full of beer! - http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

Female race pic? Ummm the Borg have the Borg Queen... That's sort of female I guess...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:

- I never said the kegs would be full of beer! - http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh that's harsh man. Really harsh. But I guess I'll do it.

[Atrocities]

I pictures of Janway if any wants em.

[Karras Barrens]

Theres a very cool looking crystalline race with a female race pic, can't remember the name atm though

[Baron Grazic]

I got my mug - Thanks Taz. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Deathstalker]

"Theres a very cool looking crystalline race with a female race pic, can't remember the name atm though "

That would be the Y'Gathian FreeStates, imagined by yours truely and brought to life by the amazing artistry of Andres. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

My current PBW shipset (Kestrel's Legion) uses a female race pic. The Star Wars Rebel Alliance uses one as well. AJC's Dominion uses one (space amazons I believe) and wasn't there a female Version of the Vikings out there http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Puke]

the only stock shipset that does not have a female race pic is the humans, and there only because of a gender change. whats wrong with you ethnocentric bigots? dont like the udders on the Texruk? curves on the Cue-Cappa?

[Hotfoot]

Originally posted by Puke:
the only stock shipset that does not have a female race pic is the humans, and there only because of a gender change. whats wrong with you ethnocentric bigots? dont like the udders on the Texruk? curves on the Cue-Cappa?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">One of us isn't drunk enough for this conversation.

[dogscoff]

http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/images/valkyrie/Valkyrie_race_portrait.gif

The Space Valkyries. (http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/valkyrie.htm) 'nuff said.

[Arkcon]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/images/valkyrie/Valkyrie_race_portrait.gif

The Space Valkyries. (http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/valkyrie.htm) 'nuff said.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Boy, when they start singing ...

[Gryphin]

Arkcon ,
When you can hear the Valkeries sing, you are alwready dead.
Edit: Or at an Opera and wish you were.

Wait:
I take that back.
Der Ring of the N*** (Help me out here. It is the Opera where Valkeries got famouse)
Der Rosen Caveler, Great story, Very good music.
Der Flertermouse, (sp) I don't remember the story but I liked it.

[ September 27, 2002, 19:24: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[geoschmo]

There is a decent female shipset posted on PBW. LINK (http://seiv.pbw.cc/Download/filelib/20/shipset-womeninthemood-v0006.zip)

Geoschmo

[Ragnarok]

Useless information coming up. My mouth hurts. I just had surgery to have my wisdom teeth taken out and this other tooth that was in there. I'm doing pretty good right now though. Some slight pain from it. Nothing major. At least I got some good pain pills. Oh yeah! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif So where's my get well cards at? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif huh huh?

[TerranC]

Get well soon.
Please don't show us your teeth.

[zen.]

"That which does not kill us...just hurts a LOT?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Feel better. I will have mine out one of these days, and I am not looking forward to it. *sigh*

zen

[Hotfoot]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
Der Ring of the N*** (Help me out here. It is the Opera where Valkeries got famouse)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nieblung, or something similar, as I recall. Also was one of Tolkien's sources that he drew upon for his writings of Middle Earth.

[Ragnarok]

"That which does not kill us...just hurts a LOT?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Ha, could be very true.

"Feel better. I will have mine out one of these days, and I am not looking forward to it. *sigh*"

Ahh, just don't worry about it man. It wasn't no big deal for me. It took them like an hour to take them out then 30 minutes to recover from it. I'm now at home doing normal stuff. With slight exceptions here and there of course. But I can't eat solid food for awhile. So I'm stuck with soup and jello and the such. But pain wise it's like none. I have a tad bit of pain but with the meds they gave me it ain't bad at all.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by TerranC:
Get well soon.
Please don't show us your teeth.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Thanks man. I should be back to full healh by a week from now. I'm doing good right now but next week I should be able to eat foods again. That'll be nice. Don't worry, I won't show them to you. But even if I did they wouldn't be that bad. If you just look at my teeth when I smile right now you wouldn't know there was anything done. But in consideration I won't show you my smile either. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[mottlee]

Well I see we had another name change! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[sparhawk]

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!!!

[sparhawk]

Are we really talking about a topic, I thought that this treat was reserved for nonsens, totally talking about nothing.

And now we have a topic, ARGGGggggggggggggggggg.

What a world, what a world....

[ September 28, 2002, 14:56: Message edited by: sparhawk ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
And now we have a topic, ARGGGggggggggggggggggg.

What a world, what a world....<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whoa man, I didn't even think about this. What can we do to change it. Hmmm... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Hey I got a quick change or subject. LOOK! A COW!!!
Ok, I am really tired and that was really stupid. Please forgive it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ September 28, 2002, 15:51: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[mottlee]

And just HOW can anyone change the topic IF they did not start it?? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif
.
.
(6 more http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

[ September 28, 2002, 16:09: Message edited by: mottlee ]

[Ragnarok]

Wow, I managed to inspire a subject change. I must be pretty good at what I do.

[Taz-in-Space]

COW! WHERE COW? TAZ HUNGRY!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[dogscoff]

Hmm, it appears Taz has run out of verbs. Here, borrow some of mine.

Me verbs useless. Me OK without.

[TerranC]

Heiyyyy... lookit... there'ss um ov tehm knew gene cows...

Letss tip it billy-bowb!

[Puke]

So, do you suppose that when citizens of the Zynarra Holdings are on message Boards, they type smily faces like this:

:::)

[dogscoff]

LOL!

Don't forget the Cue Cappa := )

[Perrin]

Hey you Cows!! Stop forming a cult. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[tesco samoa]

Don't Have the Cow - SNFU Lyrics

SNFU / FYULABA
1996 - Epitaph Records

you should have listened to your mother and ate your veggies when you were younger you should have listened to your parents and doubled up on your peas and carrots even though i eat meat i appreciate the irony now that the cows are going mad the vegetarians are laughing at us now well this just make you want to hate them even more and if you indulge in that then you're no smarter than the slab of beef you eat the one that's now driving you mad hate to be an i told you so but i ****ing told you so meat is murder and it's killing you what the hell are you going to do? hate to be an i told you so

[Ragnarok]

Interesting lyrics to say the least.

But I got a stumper for ya'll. What do the letters PN stand for? This is just some stupid thing that came to me while I was super tired and thought I'd post it here in this way out there thread.
Again, the letters PN.

[tesco samoa]

FYULABA
see if anyone can figure that out...

[tesco samoa]

Priates and Nomads of course http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Puke]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
LOL!

Don't forget the Cue Cappa := )<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">] ;) <--the longhorned, winking Tuxruk.

[ September 30, 2002, 21:14: Message edited by: Puke ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
Priates and Nomads of course http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Haha, well, that's one possibility. But it's not what I was going for.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
FYULABA <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Feed Your Underwear Later Andy Brian Anderson? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Don't ask where that came from. All I know is that I pulled it straight from my a$$ and it stunk.

[Puke]

Fifty young Umpaloompas lament Abraham's brutal asassination.

[Gandalph]

Forgot Your Ultra Laser Attack Battleship Again?

[Karras Barrens]

eh?

[Trajan]

FYULABA

Forget Your Underwire Luminescent Adolescent Brassiere Abraham?

Cheers!
Trajan

I did find one reference to this acronym which was very "colorful". I'll abbreviate where necessary...

F! you up like a bad A!

I think I like the other explanations for this acronym better.

[ October 01, 2002, 18:46: Message edited by: Trajan ]

[Ragnarok]

Alright! 11 more Posts and we'll be at 400 for this thread. Only 611 to go till we get to 1000. We can do it people!

[Wardad]

Photographs of a Canadian politician and his wife appeared over an article identifying them as serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.

http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/noose/bouchard.htm

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ESD - did not mean Electro Static Discharge in my old neighborhood.

[Wardad]

Also from Snopes:
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FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place:
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Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.

Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.

Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?

Agent: I have my check book right here.

Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza man: I don't think so.
Click.

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Photographs of a Canadian politician and his wife appeared over an article identifying them as serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.

http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/noose/bouchard.htm

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ESD - did not mean Electro Static Discharge in my old neighborhood.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL

Whew... That's a good one http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Trajan]

Scary. I do NOT think I would like to be in a locked Psych Ward (key in my pocket or not). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Also from Snopes:
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FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place:
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Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.

Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.

Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?

Agent: I have my check book right here.

Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza man: I don't think so.
Click.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">ROFLMAO!!!! thats a good one! (would have done the same) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

If a cow laughs... Will milk come out it's nose?

[dogscoff]

UDDERS!

Sorry, it's just a great word to shout...

[Perrin]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Also from Snopes:
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FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">True story:

I used to work a hospital that had a locked Psychiatric Unit. I provided 1 to 1 observation of at-risk patients ( suicide watch, behavior problems, etc. ). My first day on the job in the locked unit...

Patient: *looks at me* "Do you have the key to this place?"

Me: *looks right into patient's eyes with the key in my pocket* "No, I'm stuck in here just like you are."

[ October 02, 2002, 12:44: Message edited by: Perrin ]

[Grandpa Kim]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
If a cow laughs... Will milk come out it's nose?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif We may never know. I have not yet been able to get a cow to laugh at my jokes. *Sigh*

[sparhawk]

Well, you can't see milk, because its butter.

Look when the cow is laughing, he shakes his body...and we all know that butter is made out of milk when stirr long enough.

So when a cow laugh butter is coming out off his noise.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
sparhawk

[Perrin]

Reply 400!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Puke]

this has gotten udderly silly

[Gandalph]

Originally posted by Puke:
this has gotten udderly silly<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Da-Bam-Bam

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
Well, you can't see milk, because its butter.

Look when the cow is laughing, he shakes his body...and we all know that butter is made out of milk when stirr long enough.

So when a cow laugh butter is coming out off his noise.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ok, mister cow scientist. How long did it take for you to figure this one out? Or are you really a cow scientist? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Puke:
this has gotten udderly silly<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wow, that was a powerful joke. Man, you have to be a regular jokster to figure that one out. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Puke]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
[QUOTE]Wow, that was a powerful joke. Man, you have to be a regular jokster to figure that one out. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">yeah, i know it was pretty hard to udderstand.

[Taera]

someone explain me how did this topic about... hmm.. what was the original title? anyway, COWS, become that long?

[Puke]

the original title was "empty," because it contained an empty post that the author wanted ignored, because he could not delete it. lots of people replied, afirming that yes, it was indeed empty, which really bugged the author whom was embarassed to have created the thread by mistake. we keep posting here because no one wants him to live it down, and its an excuse to dredge up horrid attempts at humor that would never pass on a more reasonable thread.

the names have been omitted to protect the guilty.

i know that was long winded, so i wont udder another word about it.

[Wardad]

So, it was an udder disaster for the author.

[oleg]

Bunch of lies.
I stare at the glass of milk and see no butter.
I can't believe it is not butter !

[Puke]

you cant believe its not bUDDER?

[TerranC]

The funniest joke in the world:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Funniest joke in the states:

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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Funniest Joke in Uk, Germany, Belgium: Respectively:

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
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Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
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Funniest Joke in Canada and Australia: Respectively:

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.

The Russians used a pencil.
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This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight ..."
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It's sad isn't it?

[ October 04, 2002, 03:22: Message edited by: TerranC ]

[Ragnarok]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Those are some good ones. Althought I don't agree with the first joke being the funniest in the world. It's close but not the best... I heard one the other day that is one of my most favorite now. It goes like this...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants. The bartender notices this and says, "Excuse me sir, but did you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants?" The pirate looks up at the bartender and says, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"

That is one of the best jokes I have ever heard. I died forever when I heard that one.

[Taera]

why do you all post jokes here? its a thread about milk, butter and emptiness isnt it?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taera:
why do you all post jokes here? its a thread about milk, butter and emptiness isnt it?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No... the greatness of this thread is a topic only Last a couple Posts... Then it changes without warning. We were talking about cows a few minutes ago, now we're on to different jokes. That's what makes it so much fun, is to change the subject without warning.

[Grandpa Kim]

Originally posted by Taera:
why do you all post jokes here? its a thread about milk, butter and emptiness isnt it?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Then why the hell am I here looking for golf tips???

[Baron Grazic]

Then why the hell am I here looking for golf tips??? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You want a golf tip?

Hit the little white Ball into the hole that has the flag in it. If the ball doesn't go far enough, just pick it up and throw it.

That's how I play golf at any rate...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Then why the hell am I here looking for golf tips??? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You want a golf tip?

Hit the little white Ball into the hole that has the flag in it. If the ball doesn't go far enough, just pick it up and throw it.

That's how I play golf at any rate...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Heh, good tips...

[Baron Grazic]

Heh, good tips... <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You only learn those tips after years and years of being a bad Golfer. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[mottlee]

Well I see we had another name change, just how DO you change the name IF you did not make the topic?

[Trajan]

Remember to tip the Beer Cart girl as she hands you a cold beer to drown your sorrows over shooting a 6 on an easy par 3.

Cheers!
Trajan

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by mottlee:
Well I see we had another name change, just how DO you change the name IF you did not make the topic?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You don't unless you are a moderator.

[Karras Barrens]

Chicken Salad?

[Grandpa Kim]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
Chicken Salad?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, chicken salad is good, but its hard work ripping those chickens into little pieces and tossing them in the salad bowl. BTW, what sort of dressing do you use on it?

[Ragnarok]

HA! Chicken salad is of the past! The new best thing around is... BoneLESS buffalo wings! That's right, boneless. Hard to imagine I know. Me and my friends discovered this tonight at applebees. I don't know if they had them your ways already or not but it's new to my area. And it's great!

[Taz-in-Space]

The new best thing around is... BoneLESS buffalo wings! That's right, boneless. Hard to imagine I know. Me and my friends discovered this tonight at applebees. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...and did you notice that they ARE NOT troubled with rats? Coincidence? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Nodachi]

Wonder if it's hard to raise a boneless chicken...

[Grandpa Kim]

Originally posted by Nodachi:
Wonder if it's hard to raise a boneless chicken...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like many third world governments, they must be propped up by a stronger power. *groan* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Perrin]

* Activate Sally Struthers’ voice *

Friends every day another Buffalo goes flightless. The victims of a cruel and heartless snack industry. But you can do something to help. For just the cost of $1.00 a day you can bring hope to these poor majestic creatures. Won’t you please help?

* deactivate Sally Struthers’ voice *

[Nodachi]

I see Sally Struthers on tv crying all the time. It makes my heart weep to think that the American people can not join together and donate a dime each.

If only we could do that...

Then we could put her in orbit! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Stone Mill]

Someone help with the physics here...

But putting Sally Struthers in orbit has a real danger of offsetting the gravitational balance of our system. I fear that she may draw the moon out of orbit.

And stray refuse (such as wrappers, bones, and KFC buckets) that falls out of her pockets endangers the earth with constant mereoric harassment.

God forbid... any post-meal methane release http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif may alter the delicate balance of our troposphere!

[ October 07, 2002, 15:59: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

[mottlee]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mottlee:
Well I see we had another name change, just how DO you change the name IF you did not make the topic?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You don't unless you are a moderator.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thanks Geo....I see this post has inside help http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[TerranC]

My gods I can't believe that this topic has gone down to unposted.

[TerranC]

And on Monday night too. Lots to post about ya know.

[TerranC]

I just can't believe it; I'm replying to my own post! Talk people! talk!

*can you see that I'm trying to get to 600th post?* *Is it that obvious?*

[TerranC]

Hey Look at this:

INDIO, California (AP) -- It may be the perfect date movie.

Each day, in a small movie theater here, curious patrons watch a short flick called "The Romance and Sex Life of the Date."

Don't get any funny ideas: It's about dates, as in the sweet fruit.

The Coachella Valley date harvest is in full swing and production is expected to hit 30 million pounds, said John Beck of the California Date Commission.

And one date producer, Shields Date Garden in Indio, isn't above using sex to help sell its share. Deceased founder Floyd Shields was a master marketer who came up with the saucy sounding movie in the 1950s. It runs continuously at Shields' 108-seat theater from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily and is free.

"We still have people that ask us if they can take the children in," said 80-year-old Juanita Ottman, who works the counter at Shields.

The movie is the true story about how dates reproduce.

Date trees come in male and female Versions. Bees are drawn to the male's elaborate flowers, but avoid the female's. So workers cut off the male flowers, dry them and extract the pollen. The pollen is then applied to the female flowers.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Funny funny funny

[TerranC]

Ruatha, could you change the title again to supercalifragilisticexpialadocious?

Let me write that again:

S U P E R C A L I F R A G I L I S T I C E X P I A L A D O C I O U S

Thank you have a nice day

[Ragnarok]

Just a fact: Its been awhile since I've posted here.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by TerranC:
I just can't believe it; I'm replying to my own post! Talk people! talk!

*can you see that I'm trying to get to 600th post?* *Is it that obvious?*<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes it's plainly obvious. We would have never figured that one out.

[sparhawk]

We are talking:

Look I'm talking.
(ok for the real wake people: I'm writing that I'm talking..)

Sign....

[sparhawk]

What's the most annoing sound in the world????

[Perrin]

The sound of one hand clapping. Or the sound of a tree falling in the forest when there is no one there to hear it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Wardad]

If a man speaks in a forest,
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?

[sachmo]

If a stealth fighter crashes in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

I think in weightlifting, you shouldn't be automatically disqualified for sudden uncontrolled urination.

-Jack Handey

[ October 09, 2002, 19:36: Message edited by: sachmo ]

[Ruatha]

TerranC > Julie Andrews? (Mary Poppins)

[ October 09, 2002, 20:03: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[Trajan]

Anyone have a spoonfull of sugar? I need to take some medicine.

[Greybeard]

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious....

Greybeard

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Wardad:
If a man speaks in a forest,
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">ROFLMAO He WAS wrong for being in the forest in the first place! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

...a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down...

[sparhawk]

...a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Water, water also helps.

[TerranC]

Yay! I'm a first lieutenant now!

Chim chimeny chim chimeny chimchim charoo...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by TerranC:
Yay! I'm a first lieutenant now!

Chim chimeny chim chimeny chimchim charoo...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">(Different Movie) I'll catch you my pretty....(455)

[ October 10, 2002, 01:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Wardad:
If a man speaks in a forest,
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wardad. For some women, a man is always wrong. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

They even know the sound of one hand clapping. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Puke]

why, are you being watched?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Puke:
why, are you being watched?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's my guess.

[Greybeard]

Here's a good one:

The Worker's Prayer .....

We the willing, led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful,
And have done so much, for so long, with so little,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
-anon

[minipol]

Originally posted by tbontob:
Wardad. For some women, a man is always wrong. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

They even know the sound of one hand clapping. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">some women? all... :-)

[sparhawk]

No, I disagree on that!!!

[sparhawk]

No, she isn't watching.........I hope.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
No, she isn't watching.........I hope.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, for all you know she could be sneaking into the computer room at night and getting on the forum and checkin out what you say... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[dogscoff]

Yeah, for all you know she could be sneaking into the computer room at night and getting on the forum and checkin out what you say...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For all you know, any one of us could be your wife in disguise.

I reckon it's Growltigga. All that talk about FBWs- she'd trying to get you to admit to indiscretions with other women. Fictional, Online women maybe, but that won't matter. You're in trouble, matey.

[Raging Deadstar]

It would explain why Growltiggas turned into na female in the cantina http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

God damit posted twice, hmmm maybe we're all being watched by a secret feminist Version of the CIA and every degrading comment we make we will be hunted down and slapped round the head with a huge hadock???

[ October 11, 2002, 18:51: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
God damit posted twice, hmmm maybe we're all being watched by a secret feminist Version of the CIA and every degrading comment we make we will be hunted down and slapped round the head with a huge hadock???<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well in that case dude better watch what we say.... WOMEN RULE!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Quikngruvn]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Quikngruvn

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Quikngruvn:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Quikngruvn<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">haha, I've heard that one before. It was one of my friends favorite jokes of all time.

I got one for ya'll. I don't know if I already told everyone this one or not. It goes...

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel hanging from his pants. The bartender looks at him oddly and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants?". At that the pirate looks down at the wheel, then looks at the bartender and says, "Argh! It's drivin me nuts." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I love that one.

[Grandpa Kim]

Godamnit, Ragnarok, now you are repeating yourself! For this indiscretion you shall be guest of honor at a flogging.

Ragnarok has volunteered to be floggee, I now need volunteers to be flogger.... Please post your resume on this thread so we can all judge your qualifications.

GK, Executive Flagellator

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
Godamnit, Ragnarok, now you are repeating yourself! For this indiscretion you shall be guest of honor at a flogging.

Ragnarok has volunteered to be floggee, I now need volunteers to be flogger.... Please post your resume on this thread so we can all judge your qualifications.

GK, Executive Flagellator<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm sorry dude. I couldn't remember if I posted that or not. I guess I should have took some time to go back and find out if I did. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Ah well, I'm human, I can make mistakes. So flog me all ya want.

[Wardad]

If a woman speaks in a forest,
and there is no man to hear her,
will it make a difference?

[Ruatha]

Arg, All this repeating, it's drivin me nuts!

[ October 14, 2002, 20:14: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Ruatha:
Arg, All this repeating, it's drivin me nuts!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ruatha:
Arg, All this repeating, it's drivin me nuts!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ruatha:
Arg, All this repeating, it's drivin me nuts!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

[Ragnarok]

man....and to think, I started this whole mess of repeating... Shame on me...

[mlmbd]

Could you repeat that for me?? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Could you repeat that for me?? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I said.... hey wait a minute... You're just trying to trick me into repeating myself... Again! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif You won't catch me doing that again.

[Perrin]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
Godamnit, Ragnarok, now you are repeating yourself! For this indiscretion you shall be guest of honor at a flogging.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A Flogging! A flogging!

"Now you must flog him well. And afterwards the oral sex." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Talk about peril!

[mlmbd]

Ragnarok - com@mu$na&^c*at&ion@s ki&&n#d@a *fu%z!z#y. Ex%ac**tly w%%ha*t ^di$d yo#u s@#ay ???? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Ragnarok - com@mu$na&^c*at&ion@s ki&&n#d@a *fu%z!z#y. Ex%ac**tly w%%ha*t ^di$d yo#u s@#ay ???? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Communacation kinda fuzzy. Exactly what did you say???" Figure it out yourself. Re read my post. I'm not falling for that trick again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Maybe ragnarok wants a bit of peril.... I'm kinda worried since most of us are guys here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:
Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Then why the hell am I here looking for golf tips??? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You want a golf tip?

Hit the little white Ball into the hole that has the flag in it. If the ball doesn't go far enough, just pick it up and throw it.

That's how I play golf at any rate...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And, if you want skiing tips (also apply to driving, sprinting, rollerblading, biking, and retreating from combat), remember:

"Go 'that way', very very fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Maybe ragnarok wants a bit of peril.... I'm kinda worried since most of us are guys here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummm, not exactly what I'm looking for.

[mlmbd]

Grandpa Kim: Because you don't know how to golf!?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Ragnarok: So, what is it exactly that you're looking for? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

Oo, Oo, Oo, I know? But I'm not telling!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Grandpa Kim: Because you don't know how to golf!?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Ragnarok: So, what is it exactly that you're looking for? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

Oo, Oo, Oo, I know? But I'm not telling!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope, gotta tell me. What do you think it is I want?

[Grandpa Kim]

Posted by Ragnarok

Nope, gotta tell me. What do you think it is I want? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, if its golf lessons, don't come to me, fer chrisake! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
Posted by Ragnarok

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Nope, gotta tell me. What do you think it is I want? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, if its golf lessons, don't come to me, fer chrisake! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope not gold lessons. I'm finally getting good at the game. I recently played a small par 27 course and my best round was a 40. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif But I was actually hitting the green on my first shots. But I ended up missing alot of putts. The longest hole I believe was 167 years and I hit the green within 2 yards of the cup on my drive. So I don't need tips. I figure it myself. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[mlmbd]

Ragnarok Regarding: Nope, gotta tell me. What do you think it is I want?

Seems abit repetitious, to ME! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

No, seriously, I think you would probably like me to stop bugging ya!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Not a chance!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

I use to golf. Sounds like you are a pretty fair stick Ragnarok!

[ October 17, 2002, 09:03: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

[Raging Deadstar]

The longest hole I believe was 167 years and I hit the green within 2 yards of the cup on my drive.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">167 YEARS??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

I think what rags wants is help with his maths

[dogscoff]

I used to play golf until they said I wasn't allowed to tackle people for the ball. They even took my knuckledusters away... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

[Ragnarok]

yes, I meant yards. I just can't type. But just Last month I was playing galactic golf. Got my arse kicked.

As for earth on a tee, dang, would hate to slice that sucker. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

*has thoughts about dogscoff beating golfers with his club for taking too long* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Lol i posted again twice, hmm need to edit this to something ....

Wait, i posted twice before, ahhhhhhh i'm repeating myself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ October 17, 2002, 12:16: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[mlmbd]

I'm pretty sure I am going to regret this, but! What the fudge is galactic golf? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[mlmbd]

Raging Deadstar,

Ragnarok, meant yards. Atleast I think that's what he meant. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

As to repeating ones self, it is catching! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Or maybe he's playing intergalactic golf and is measuring in light years http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[dogscoff]

Or maybe he's playing intergalactic golf and is measuring in light years
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">heh... anyone remember Galactus from the Marvel comics (Silver SUrfer etc)?
I can just imagine him with a giant golf club and the Earth sitting on a tee...

Fore...

[Raging Deadstar]

I can just see the plaent earth spiralling off into space and landing straight into a black hole, with galactus celebrating whilst the silver surfer mumbles "show off"

[Instar]

Uh, guys, you realize that is all rather silly and all. I just had to say that. So, uh, something

[TerranC]

Isn't that the point?

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[ October 18, 2002, 03:45: Message edited by: TerranC ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
I'm pretty sure I am going to regret this, but! What the fudge is galactic golf? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, you'll feel kind of stupid for asking that... There is no such thing as galactic golf. Just something that we just made up in this thread. I mistyped the word yards and put years... so someone thought maybe I meant to say years and meant to say lightyears if I was playing galactic golf. Answer your question?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
i'm sorry i cursed your brain with the concept of galactic golf, i hope all is forgiven http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

this is silly? i thought i was just immature<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, I think we are all immature... That's what makes it silly...

[Ragnarok]

POST 500!!!!!! Sorry, I had to be the one to get it. Everyone else seems to have gotten 200 300 and 400. It's my turn gosh darn it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif