320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[Ruatha]

Is it true that Geoschmo is really annoying and that he is to blame for this threads existance.

[ February 14, 2004, 11:27: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[geoschmo]

Yes, it is.

[Ruatha]

Thanx for the quick response, really needed that information!

[Taz-in-Space]

Ruatha, you edited a blank message? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

Aha, I see... your bucking for a higher rank! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:


Aha, I see... your bucking for a higher rank! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ahh nothing wrong with this. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif I do it all the time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif See, I'm showing you an example now. I had no reason what-so-ever to respond to this thread. But hey, I am anyways! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ruatha]

No, It started off as a double post, I hit back after posting, changed the post and submitted it. Then I had two Posts with almost the same contents (But one with e-mail notification on).
But I can't erase the post now? So I emptied it and named it Empty.
But even though I get responses on it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Wizarc]

Let me get in on this

[Puke]

a shameful display of omphaloskepsis, if i have ever seen one.

[oleg]

Ruatha, I think you could delete empty post. Before we all cramp in. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Too late know.

[Ruatha]

Earlier one could delete ones Posts, that has obviously changed, now one can't delete ones Posts.
It isn't possible to create a total empty post, you must have a letter in the subject if you edit a previus post, so one can't make it totally empty, so I couldn't delete this post.

There isn't even any delete button now!

[ August 11, 2002, 19:12: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[capnq]

People used to be able to delete their own Posts, but that function was lost when Shrapnel upgraded the UBBS software.

[Ruatha]

Just tested if i could delete this, but no, I can't

[ August 11, 2002, 20:51: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[Rollo]

hehehe, of course the new topic title begs only for more Posts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Rollo]

... and useless ones, too http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by Rollo:
hehehe, of course the new topic title begs only for more Posts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">TRhis thread is a curse http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Rollo]

...like the ones you just read http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Rollo]

Seriuosly though, Ruatha, I *think* as creator of the topic you can either:
a) close the thread
b) delete the entire thread

Rollo

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by Rollo:
Seriuosly though, Ruatha, I *think* as creator of the topic you can either:
a) close the thread
b) delete the entire thread

Rollo<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How do one cloase a thread?

[Ruatha]

I tought I made it clear, there is no way I can delete this thread, and how do one close a thread?

[Rollo]

hmm, either try the buttons all the way down the thread or try edit the first post

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by Rollo:
hmm, either try the buttons all the way down the thread or try edit the first post<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Only administrators or Moderators may perform this option.

[ August 11, 2002, 21:06: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[Rollo]

make a request to a moderator then http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif .
something like: "Dear Moderators, please close this thread. It's really dumb. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Thank you,
Ruatha"

or just make an experiment out of it, if things continue, you'll get more Posts than the cantina or the P&N thread http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Fyron]

I refuse to post in this thread.

[Rollo]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I refuse to post in this thread.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">totally agree with you. I don't even read it.

[Richard]

Same here...

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Rollo:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I refuse to post in this thread.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">totally agree with you. I don't even read it.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">After already posting like 5 or 6 times? Bah!

[Lemmy]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
an admin posting in a spam thread!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Puke]

Originally posted by Richard:
Same here...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So much for the powers-that-be deleting the thread for you. Maybe Geo or Atrocities will take pity on you.

I realy doubt it, but they might http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

I, for one, think that this whole thing has gotten out of hand. Any further Posts to this thread contribute to the immaturity of the forum in general, and Users posting here should be automatically moderated down to 1 star. or lower, if possible.

[Phoenix-D]

"Stop reading and posting in this thread!"

Now why would I want to do that?

"I'm ashamed of this threads existance!"

Ah, that's good to know. We can drag it out of the closet every so often and scare you with it.

Phoenix-D

[Grandpa Kim]

Alright, already! I am not going to read this thread ever again. In fact, I'm not even going to post....

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif Oops! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif

Seriously Ruatha, we have all put our foot in it once or twice-- I know I have. There are still a few out there that think this forum would be a better place without me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Oh, well.

Kim

[oleg]

This is NOT a spam thread. It was nether intendent to be one. In fact, it raises interesting questions: how now somebody can delete its own post or close a thread he/she originated ?

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Rollo:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I refuse to post in this thread.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">totally agree with you. I don't even read it.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here! Here! I totaly agree! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[CW]

Just to say hi... for no reason! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Atrocities]

Please Keep in mind that most empty Posts are the result of some forum problem, but for those who do intentionally posting empty Messages or useless Posts, the activity will gain you nothing except a bad reputation. So please keep that in mind before doing it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ August 11, 2002, 12:53: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by mottlee:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Rollo:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I refuse to post in this thread.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">totally agree with you. I don't even read it.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here! Here! I totaly agree! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well that's nothing. Not only will I not read it or post to it, I absolutly refuse to quote Posts from it.

Geo

[Ragnarok]

I totally can't believe how far this thread has gone. It's becoming to be the Comedy Barn of Shrapnel. We should re-name it to, "Slap happy Shrapnel Comedy Barn." Or another good name could be thought up.

[Will]

Originally posted by Puke:
I, for one, think that this whole thing has gotten out of hand. Any further Posts to this thread contribute to the immaturity of the forum in general, and Users posting here should be automatically moderated down to 1 star. or lower, if possible.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't think it's possible to have less than one star. After all, the lowest ranking is a single star...

But yes, this thread seems to be out of control, and I refuse to post in it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Will:
[QUOTE]this thread seems to be out of control, and I refuse to post in it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Exactly, it's just a mindless waste of time to be posting on this thread.

[Taz-in-Space]

Reminds me of that PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST that we had awhile back. Ruatha, just ignore this thread. Eventually it too will disappear.
EVENTUALLY... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Fyron]

That sounds like a challenge Taz. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Lemmy]

OMG, the mods have gone spam-crazy, think of the children, won't someone please think of the children!!!!

[Gryphin]

Now I know what people did befor the Cantinna existed.
Ruatha, Thank you very much for answering that question for me.

[Growltigga]

I disagree with you Gryphin out of principal, disagree with you Oleg and partially agree with you Sparhawk - everybody else is wrong

[capnq]

how now somebody can delete its own post or close a thread he/she originated ? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you were not refusing to read this thread, you would already know that the answer to that question is that only administrators or Moderators can do that now.

[DavidG]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mottlee:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Rollo:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I refuse to post in this thread.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">totally agree with you. I don't even read it.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here! Here! I totaly agree! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well that's nothing. Not only will I not read it or post to it, I absolutly refuse to quote Posts from it.

Geo</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No Kidding. 'tis bad enough to keep this thread alive but to quote from it!! Well that's just wrong. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[sparhawk]

I TOTALLY AGREE

Sparhawk

[oleg]

I disagree. you are all wrong.

[Puke]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
I disagree with you Gryphin out of principal, disagree with you Oleg and partially agree with you Sparhawk - everybody else is wrong<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">i agree. wait, no!

AAAIIIEEEEeEeEeeeeeeeeee!

[Ragnarok]

This is all getting confusing... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif To quote or not to quote... To post or not to post... To read this thread or not to read it...
Those are the questions...

[Lord_Shleepy]

*rouses groggily from slumbers...

Hmph...now...what?...hmm...ahem.

Every third person is correct.

I unfortunately...am wrong.

[Trajan]

Gentlemen,

I find the numerous discourses on the topicality of posting nothing within the topic of that which is supposed to be empty or suffer from the abscence of meaning to be very lacking.

I feel it is my duty to step in and post something equally inane.

Cheers!
Trajan

[Puke]

so i was staring off into this empty topic, and then i felt it staring back through me. very chilling.

[AJC]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Gandalph]

So we are now up to 4 pages. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Gandalph]

Anyone care to make it 5? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Gandalph]

The odds makers have it 2 to 1 that this thread will make 100 Posts. Any takers? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Gandalph:
The odds makers have it 2 to 1 that this thread will make 100 Posts. Any takers? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh I'll help make it 5, and I almost guarantee that it'll reach 100 Posts.

[Atrocities]

Hey if any one is interested the promo for the B5 First season DVD is up.

http://www.whvdirect.com/babylon5/index.html#

[DavidG]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Hey if any one is interested the promo for the B5 First season DVD is up.

http://www.whvdirect.com/babylon5/index.html#<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey what are you doing? That post actaully had some usefull info in it!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Fyron]

I've written a few more chapters for my Modding Tutorial. Yeah, that's right, more useful info! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[AJC]

UGH Sacrilege!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

the UNHOLY nonsense post has been defiled! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Ragnarok]

*Gasp*... This can't be happening. You're ruining this prefectly horribly OT thread. Don't start posting useful information!

[Grandpa Kim]

.flesruoy ot epolevne desserdda-fles ,depmats a dna 5$ dnes siht daer nac uoy fI

[Ragnarok]

5 PAGES!!! We did it!

[sparhawk]

So now only wait untill we break the 100 Messages.

This is number 64, so only 34 to go..

hup to it people.

OT OT: (yes two OT): thanks Atrocities for the website.

Sparhawk

[sparhawk]

Oke, number 65, going one..... going twice....., SOLD.

Sparhawk

[dogscoff]

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
and I'm only plucking pheasants,
'til the pheasant plucker comes.

Now say it drunk http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Fyron]

I should send $5 in a stamped envelope to myself? How odd...

[Krsqk]

All right, I'll get in on this. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Maybe we should make this a sticky! Or put it in the Classic Threads post!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[DavidG]

What the!!?? I had to scroll down to find this thread that we all refuse to read!

[sparhawk]

Yes it a shame that such an good tread is a the bottom of the list.

Well maybe this helps

[Trajan]

Nothing...

I have absolutely nothing to say.

Just nothing...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Trajan:
Nothing...

I have absolutely nothing to say.

Just nothing...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well what good are you then?! You're good for... well nothing! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

But just some news for ya'll... I got me a new car! (Hey, I figured I'd better put SOME sort of information in this post!)

Only like 27 Posts till 100...

[Lemmy]

so now we're posting (useless) information here?

ok, i got one, i installed MySql today, without getting a headache or any error whatsoever http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

who da geek!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ August 15, 2002, 16:53: Message edited by: Lemmy ]

[Perrin]

This post is just seven words long.

[ August 15, 2002, 17:22: Message edited by: Perrin ]

[Puke]

i couldn't think of anything witty to post, but bumping this thread beats doing real work.

[Fyron]

Yeah, it does.

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
So now only wait untill we break the 100 Messages.

This is number 64, so only 34 to go..

hup to it people.

OT OT: (yes two OT): thanks Atrocities for the website.

Sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummmm.... maybe my arithmetic is rusty, but 64 + 34 is only 98...

In other news, my fiancee's 3-month-old nephew learned to giggle today. How's THAT for useless information... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[DavidG]

2+2=4

[Perrin]

So there I was cruising along the forums when my spacecraft gets sucked into this blackhole of a thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[AJC]

I have this irresistable urge to post here.....

[Puke]

weakling. i overcame the urge to post here.

(but failed the urge to let everyone know about it)

[Fyron]

Bah!

[dogscoff]

Bah!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fyron seems to be turning into a sheep. Anyone fancy souvlaki?

[Fyron]

That would be "baa", not "bah". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[sparhawk]

oke you einsteins, yes 2+2=4

So your are all happy now.

Sparhawk

[oleg]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
oke you einsteins, yes 2+2=4

So your are all happy now.

Sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, according to einstein, 2+2=3.9997
Example: H2+H2 -&gt; He4

[Trajan]

Absolute Zero is really cool.

[sparhawk]

Total Silence.

(Sparhawk)

[Nebraskan]

001 + 001 + 001 = 011

[Puke]

seen on a t-shirt:

there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary, and those who dont.

[dogscoff]

Absolute Zero is really cool.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, but rapid decompression sucks.


10 types of ppl...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">lol!

[Krsqk]

Alas for poor Willie,
Poor Willie is no more;
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

[Trajan]

A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Lemmy]

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

0111100101100001011110010010110000100000011000010
1101110011011110111010001101000011001010111001000
1000000111000001101111011100110111010000100000011
000110110111101110101011011100111 010000000000

[ August 16, 2002, 21:33: Message edited by: Lemmy ]

[DavidG]

Originally posted by Lemmy:
http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

0111100101100001011110010010110000100000011000010
1101110011011110111010001101000011001010111001000
1000000111000001101111011100110111010000100000011
000110110111101110101011011100111 010000000000<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">0110001101101111011011110110110000000000

[Fyron]

011101110110100001100001011101
0000100000011001100111001
00110010101100001011010110111001100000000

[ August 17, 2002, 15:00: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[Puke]

id made a witty reply in binary epsidec, but i cant find a key anywhere to tell me where the alpha characters start.

so much for oneupsmanship.

i guess i will dust of this old joke for you instead:

ascii me before you toucha my computa!

[Atrocities]

Do you know what "ID" is? Hint, The Forbidden Planet.

01010100011010000110100101110011001000000110001101
10000101110101011100110110010101100100001000000110
11010111100100100000010001100100100101010010010001
01010101110100
0001010011000100 11000010000001110100011011110010000001100001011011
00011000010111001001101101001000000110110001101001
01101011011001010010000001101101011000010110010000
10111000100000
0010000001001001 00100000011101110110111101101110011001000110010101
11001000100000011101110110100001100001011101000010
00000110100101110100011100110010000001100100011011
110110100101101
110011001110010 00000111010001101111001000000110110101111001001000
00011000110110111101101101011100000111010101110100
01100101011100100010000001110010011010010110011101
101000011101000010000001101110 011011110111011
1001011100
0000000

Additionally

01001001001000000110000101101101001000000100001001
10100101101100011011000010000001000111011000010111
01000110010101110011001011100010000000100000010010
01001000000110111
1011101110110 11100010000001000010011010010110111001100001011100
10011110010010111000100000001000000101000001100001
011110010010000001101101011001010010111000000000

[ August 17, 2002, 14:59: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[Puke]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Do you know what "ID" is? Hint, The Forbidden Planet.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">i know that you should have a lowercase d in "Id"

also, Hint, the game company. I take it you gave into yours, and thats why we have more gratuitous ones and zeros to look at. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Fyron]

Post 100! Woohoo!

[AJC]

twitch...*shuDDer*.....drOOl....

[Wizarc]

Absolute Immunity!

[Fyron]

Well... the post has reached it's goal, 100 Posts. I think we can let it slide into oblivion now. I know noone will listen to me, but oh well. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[StarJack]

There was a young lady from Nizes...(?)

[Atrocities]

Yes I gave into mine Puke. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Hense the Name Atrocities.

[Pax]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Well... the post has reached it's goal, 100 Posts. I think we can let it slide into oblivion now. I know noone will listen to me, but oh well. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Eh?

What's that?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you ... too much noise-to-signal ratio in here!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[geoschmo]

Guys, please. These long unbroken strongs of ones and zeros maybe hilariously funny to you, but they cause all sorts of formatting problems with the UBB software, so try and throw a carriage return in now and then, k? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Geoschmo

[Grandpa Kim]

I'm not gonna post right now, cuz I wanna be the the eleventy first post!

AAK!! I blew it! This is my eleventy first post but not the threads eleventy first! Oh woe is me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

[ August 17, 2002, 16:27: Message edited by: Grandpakim ]

[Taz-in-Space]

Ruatha, noticed that you changed the title of this thread. Nice try but ?People? are still finding it!

Maybe you could rename it to be identical to another post thread - that may hide it!

Um...maybe BAD idea...could get rather confusing in here!!

[Fyron]

Or lock the thread...

[Taz-in-Space]

...but that's the point! You can no longer lock your threads. Only Moderators and above can! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

Hey I'm a Sergeant Now! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ August 18, 2002, 06:06: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Puke]

rename it to match another thread

puke walks into the cantina and...

holy off-topic-Posts, Taz-man! this isnt the cantina!

[Wizarc]

Have I posted in this thread before?

[Alpha Kodiak]

I can't believe you guys are still posting to this thread. You really need to get a life! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Trajan]

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Trajan:
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm, this I have also been wondering... I am currently in my 8th year of my 3 year study to try and figure this out.. Here are the top ten common results I have thus far:
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4.
5.
6.
7.
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10. Inconclusive

There you have it.

[Puke]

another title change, i see. your reverse psycology wont work on me!

[oleg]

It is called unstable thread name. Strong gravitic forces can cause minor damage to your brain. Or ships if you are AI and do not have one.

[Ragnarok]

Ok, since you say post in this thread, I'll do as you say... Posting... NOW!

[mottlee]

Is this a way to see IF it will ge the most Posts????

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Nebraskan]

Ok. Post. There you happy now. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

For this to be the biggest thread that (I) know of, which would be bigger then the Babylon 5 mod thread, which is at the total of 1154 Posts right now. So for us to reach that mark, we'll need 1032 Posts from this one. As this is the 122 post of this thread. So doing the math take 122 from 1154 and you reach 1032. So there you have it folks... useless information on how to make it the biggest thread on here.

[geoschmo]

The biggest thread is actually the original cantina thread at over 1400 Posts. But by the time this thread gets up that high the Bab5 thread will likely have passed it up.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
The biggest thread is actually the original cantina thread at over 1400 Posts. But by the time this thread gets up that high the Bab5 thread will likely have passed it up.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh ok, I forgot about that original cantina. I thought it only made it to 1100 or something like that. But you're right, the babylon thread will have passed it by the time this got up there. Unless someone were to just sit here for a couple hours and post non-stop. But if someone did that this thread would get locked down. So it's all good.

[Taz-in-Space]

Tsk, Tsk, and Tsk. Ruatha you are not following my advise. Please try to ignore this thread...
(Like I Do http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

Ragnarok may have solved your problems:
Unless someone were to just sit here for a couple hours and post non-stop. But if someone did that this thread would get locked down. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just remember, I didn't suggest this http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ August 20, 2002, 05:12: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Nodachi]

Oh no, I've held off posting here this long so no matter how politely you ask I'm not going to post and you can't make me!
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Wait a minute...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Puke:
*poke*<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ouch! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Watch where you poke next time Puke. That was my rib cage. Jeez... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[sparhawk]

Perfect, I am away for three days and we have +100 Messages.
I really thought that we'll stop after 100.

anyone for 200...???

sparhawk

[Lemmy]

200?? nah, we already did 100, another 100 would be easy, i think we should aim for 1000

[Stone Mill]

SIMPLE MINDED SEIV TEST:

Warm-up Questions:
Q: Which Company produces Rasin Bran and Sugar Crisp?
A: Post

Q: Spell Post.
A: P-O-S-T

Q: What shgould we do in this thread?
A: Post

And the simple minded question of the day:
Q: What do you put in a toaster?
A: ?

[ August 20, 2002, 17:45: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:
SIMPLE MINDED SEIV TEST:

And the simple minded question of the day:
Q: What do you put in a toaster?
A: ?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Post!?!?! Oh shoot! I mean toast, dang it!

[Stone Mill]

Sorry Ragnarok,

A 10 year old nailed me with this one too. It's the art of misleading...

Why would you want to put toast is a toaster? To get it extra toasty? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Puke]

*poke*

[Ragnarok]

Ahh, getting better with that aim I see. Glad to see it. Keep it up man.

[Puke]

*poke*

[Taz-in-Space]

The following is a shameless (& tasteless) commercial for:

Come one - come all to Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina!

We have the Galaxy's finest and best of the worst
libations.(Booze) Served by our incomparable Fluffy Bunny Waitresses. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Specials of the day include:
A hearty portion of Roast Puke,
Those ever tasty Tribble wings,
And delicious Pecan Crunchies.

And to those lucky customers that rush right over, Free Booze as long as Puke's tab remains open!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Oh, please be careful crossing the parking lot as our parking staff has a bad case of indigestion! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ August 21, 2002, 06:45: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[sparhawk]

No commercials, Please.
I hate them.

And why should we go to the cantine, are the drinks on you taz???

sparhawk

[Puke]

why go to the cantina? whacked, sarcastic, jackassery. why else?

[Lemmy]

*poke* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Puke]

OW!

[Ragnarok]

Ok Lemmy... time for you lesson on poking now. First of all when you extend your finger, you must also bend your elbow. Then have your feet 2 feet apart exactly. Once you've done this, start the forward motion with your arm and put all you weight on your right foot. Then go in for the final poke. That should do it...

[Lemmy]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Ok Lemmy... time for you lesson on poking now. First of all when you extend your finger, you must also bend your elbow. Then have your feet 2 feet apart exactly. Once you've done this, start the forward motion with your arm and put all you weight on your right foot. Then go in for the final poke. That should do it...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">could you explain that again, but then for a left-handed person (me) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Lemmy:
could you explain that again, but then for a left-handed person (me) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Woohoo... I'm not the only left handed person around here. I'm left handed but I do alot of things right-handed, such as: Basketball, Bat, Throw, Bowl... and others. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif But my strong arm is my right arm. But I write and eat left handed. So I'm abedextrious. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif (Spelled like that for a reason)

But to do all that you just put your weight on your left foot instead your right. That should work. If not... Well then make your own way to poke.

[jimbob]

(Finally someone explains it in left-ese)

*POKE* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[tesco samoa]

In canada we send all the left handed people to alberta... because no one can spell the province to the east of them....

[DavidG]

Post 146.

Is anyone else starting to wonder what the original question of this post was? All we know for sure is Geo's answer. "Yes it is". Hmmmmmm
Perhaps the answer to 'life the universe and everything'! If only we knew the question.

[ August 22, 2002, 02:28: Message edited by: DavidG ]

[Puke]

i remember, but if i told you i'd have to kill you.

[Lemmy]

okl let's try this poking thing...everybody clear?

*poke*

[sparhawk]

AARRGGGGGGGggggggggg...........................

[Arkcon]

Just using this thread to test my signature and avatar.

Hope no one thinks this is abusive

[Yojinbo]

Does this make me a follower?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Arkcon:
Just using this thread to test my signature and avatar.

Hope no one thinks this is abusive<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man for a second you had me scared man. Your avatar is the one MOW had, so I saw that and thought he was back and posted something stupid as usual in this thread. But now that I know it's you it's ok.

[Trajan]

"I'm not dead yet..."

[TerranC]

Fascinating.

[Lemmy]

sorry about that sparhawk....let's try again, now STAY CLEAR.

*poke*

[mottlee]

I see we are still at it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mottlee]

(Bump)

[Perrin]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Edit: Post 150

[ August 22, 2002, 12:54: Message edited by: Perrin ]

[Krsqk]

Just some useless nonsense.

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

[edit--my palindromer isn't palindroming correctly tonight]

[ August 23, 2002, 03:04: Message edited by: Krsqk ]

[Ragnarok]

Here's one of the lamest jokes I've ever heard.

"Q: What do CD players use to stop the CD's from turning?"

"A: Disc Breaks"

How lame is that?!

Here's a pretty good one though. A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said, "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found. They called the police and said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."

No offense to blondes on my part of course.

[Lemmy]

The truck driver is sitting at a red light. The blonde in the lane
next to him is motioning for him to roll down his window. It's a
cold day, so he rolls down the window reluctantly. The blonde
says: "Hey, mister truck driver.... you're losing part of your
load!"

The truck driver ignores her, rolls up his window and drives away.
Pretty soon, he stops a another red light and the blonde catches
up to him again.
She again motions for him to roll down his window, but he ignores
her until she starts blowing her horn.

Finally, he rolls down his window and says, "What do you want now?"

The blonde replies, "I told you, you're losing part of your load!!"

The trucker rolls up his window and pulls away from the light.
Sure enough, he catches the next light red, too. This time the
blonde jumps out, runs around her car and pounds on his door,
yelling "Don't you care that you're losing your load???"

The trucker rolls down his window and says, "Fer Pete's sake lady,
it's a SALT TRUCK!"

[Growltigga]

Some bad jokes so you lot dont forget me when I am sitting in the tropics, sunning myself by the pool, surrounded by tanned bikini clad beauties watching the nice little chong-sam'd number bringing me a rather alcoholic looking drink with an umbrella in it

Here goes and apologies if any of these offend:

"Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bottom goes to the doctor. The Doctor says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, straight up, no bull!"

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Answer phone message "....If you want to buy some weed, press the hash key...."

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bulls@@@ before

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, you're right" he said, "the steaks are too high."

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

I went to a really energetic "Seafood Disco" Last week .... and pulled a mussel.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five ahem, todgers." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your troUsers fit?" "Like a glove."

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and go to bed.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together afterwards, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"How was it for you?"
The man says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

I thank yew, I thank yew

[ August 23, 2002, 10:23: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[sparhawk]

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

are we switching the name of the tread every day??????

number 164

sparhawk

[dogscoff]

Q: What goes "ooooo!"?

A: A cow with no lips...

[sparhawk]

Q: Wat zegt een kip die tegen een lantaarnpaal oploopt?

A: tok

Sparhawk

Sorry guys, I don't now any english jokes, so here's a dutch joke

[Lemmy]

lol, a new name, i almost missed it.

So this is like hide and seek now, but with this thread http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Growltigga]

I thought I understood Dutch but what does "lantaarnpaal oploopt" mean

[Trajan]

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

[Lemmy]

I thought I understood Dutch but what does "lantaarnpaal oploopt" mean<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"een kip die tegen een lantaarnpaal oploopt?" =
"a chicken that walks against a streetlight(or lamppost?"

[Perrin]

I have nothing to say so I will just (Bump)!

[Taz-in-Space]

...nice try Ruatha, however once a thread gets as many pages as this one has... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Trajan]

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!

[ August 23, 2002, 19:10: Message edited by: Trajan ]

[tesco samoa]

Quiz:

one planet 4800 pop

How many level 1 troops does it take to capture the planet when your ground combat is at 50% ?? (standard 1st level troop with first level troop weapon )

Answer

_____________________________________________

Lets see who gets it right

[ August 23, 2002, 20:18: Message edited by: tesco samoa ]

[Gryphin]

I'm guessing you mean armed with one GroundCannon? or ...

[Arkcon]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Arkcon:
Just using this thread to test my signature and avatar.

Hope no one thinks this is abusive<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man for a second you had me scared man. Your avatar is the one MOW had, so I saw that and thought he was back and posted something stupid as usual in this thread. But now that I know it's you it's ok.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, I couldn't decide on an avatar, I didn't want one someone else had and cause confusion ... and then it seemed so obvious...

I could never think of a signature, for any forum, so many sci fi references to choose from. And then it was obvious again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Grandpa Kim]

How to deploy troops? Wow, how did I miss this thread?

DOH!!

I am so gullible http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

In answer to tesco's question: an infinite number of monkeys. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Kim

[tesco samoa]

3 ground cannon level 1... Say capture planet...

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Perrin:
I have nothing to say so I will just (Bump)!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me too!!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[sparhawk]

Yes, what is the fleets strategy if you want to drop troops propaly.
Offcourse when there are some defenses on and round a planet.

Because when i did in a game Last time, all my troop ships where destroyed
(I know its a real newbie question)

sparhawk

[tesco samoa]

ZERO

is the answer...

You cannot do it...

[Trajan]

MORTICIAN:Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop]
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. [clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[sparhawk]

Trajan just a upid question, but wasn't there also such a joke done by monthy python?? with john cleese?

sparhawk

[Perrin]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
Trajan just a upid question, but wasn't there also such a joke done by monthy python?? with john cleese?

sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, the lines from Trajan's post are from Monty Ppython and the Holy Grail.

You may have heard of it. NEE!

Now bring me a shrubbery!

[tesco samoa]

ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.

ARTHUR: Of course.

HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.

ARTHUR: Yes.

HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go!

[Taz-in-Space]

Groan...

(Now where did I put that HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[sparhawk]

ARTHUR: WHO are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the knights that say NI
ARTHUR: OH NO, not the knight that say NI
HEAD KNIGHT: Thesame.

LOL

[mottlee]

(Bump)

[Perrin]

Tim the Enchanter: Look at the Bones!

[TerranC]

... and this topic goes into the gutters.

Ni!

[Trajan]

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Perrin]

(the person responsible for writing this post has been sacked)

[sachmo]

"How do you know he's the king?"
"Because he hasn't got **** all over him!"

[oleg]

European or Asian swalow I do't know !?-Ahhh...!!!

[dogscoff]

European or Asian swalow I do't know !?-Ahhh...!!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, it could be done... if Malfador were to put a new "Grip husk" ability into the next patch, the coconut could be modded as a no-engine drone...

[Puke]

i do not believe that such creatures have a gastronomical system capable of propelling them through space with the speed required for interplanetary travel.

i dont think they have much longevity in vaccuum, either.

now if you had a 1kg squirel, on the other hand..

[Grandpa Kim]

What this thread really needs is an S. E. P. field...

Better still, one on the local TV news would be even better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Kim

[DavidG]

Well theres a good way to ensure this thread hits 1000 Posts. Turn it into a forum for all you Monty Python geeks... I say, a man just fell past that window!...

[mottlee]

(BUMP) HEEHEE! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Trajan]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his penis... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[geoschmo]

Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?

No, it's unhealthy.

[Perrin]

I told him he's already got one.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Zanthis]

I'd like to point out I just read 14 pages of this thread, from start to finish, in one sitting. I believe doing so has reduced my life expectancy by 2-3 years.

[Puke]

i cant remember the source of this quote, but i believe Z would agree with it:

"that is the single stupidest thing i have ever heard, and everyone in this room is now LESS INTELIGENT for having listened to it."

[sachmo]

Ok, post,


[b]Go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
[/end horrible stereotypical french accent]

[ August 28, 2002, 20:04: Message edited by: sachmo ]

[sachmo]

Originally posted by Puke:
i cant remember the source of this quote, but i believe Z would agree with it:

"that is the single stupidest thing i have ever heard, and everyone in this room is now LESS INTELIGENT for having listened to it."<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Billy Madison, Starring Adam Sandler.

[Ragnarok]

originally posted by sachmo:
Billy Madison<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, Billy Madison is a good movie. "You know something?... You suck!"

[Lemmy]

what's a "larch"?

[DavidG]

Originally posted by Lemmy:
what's a "larch"?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A tree that is particulalry good for hidding behind unless your foe posses large explosive devises.

[Ed Kolis]

HAH!

NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Taz-in-Space]

NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">COOL...what shipset do they use?...

"grumble, groan" Six words and I misspelled one!

[ August 29, 2002, 03:19: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[sparhawk]

DIRECTOR WALKING INTO THE OR: AHH the machine that does PING!. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
MACHINE: PING!
..Sorry couldn't resist. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

sparhawk

[ August 29, 2002, 08:07: Message edited by: sparhawk ]

[DirectorTsaarx]

This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's snuffed it! He is extinct in its entirety! He has shuffled off this mortal coil! He has joined the choir invisible! He's a stiff! THIS... is an EX-PARROT!

I suppose you'll want a replacement then... I'm afraid we don't have any more parrots... but I've got a slug.

Does it talk?

Well, no.

THEN IT'S SCARCELY A REPLACEMENT IS IT?

I didn't want to be a pet shop owner anyway... I wanted to be - A LUMBERJACK! Leaping from tree to tree...

[mottlee]

(Bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Ragnarok]

Bump along with a little OT...

This here {link} (http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm) has got to be the most addicting game on the internet. Besides SEIV that is. I just got done playing for like 2 hours and I didn't even realize it'd been that long. I only got my score up to 867 though. See if any of you can beat it. It's a fun game.

[sparhawk]

He thats a great game to play here at work.

Thanks,

Anyone else got some nice links with games.

sparhawk

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Bump along with a little OT...

This here {link} (http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm) has got to be the most addicting game on the internet. Besides SEIV that is. I just got done playing for like 2 hours and I didn't even realize it'd been that long. I only got my score up to 867 though. See if any of you can beat it. It's a fun game.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I got 1101. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I find that if I don't focus on anything in particular in the game window, I do better.

[ August 30, 2002, 09:13: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[sparhawk]

Sorry Imperator Fyron I had 1406 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

sparhawk

[Trajan]

&lt;~sigh~&gt; http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif I only got 308. I kept crashing into the floor or ceiling.

2nd attempt of the day...988. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

3rd attempt 1064..but that game conspired to kill me by placing a block right in the middle of an insanely narrow portion. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

Cheers!
Trajan

[ August 30, 2002, 19:36: Message edited by: Trajan ]

[Perrin]

[insert naked man playing the organ]

[Timstone]

Yeah! I reached 504!

[sparhawk]

next best 2332 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

sparhawk

You all think now that I don't have anything to do here at work.
Well thats not true!!! Just that you know!!
(just in case my boss can read this)

[Timstone]

JA hoor, een landgenoot heeft weer de hoogste score. Zo hoort het!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
next best 2332 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You know something? You officially suck. lol j/k of course man. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Man how long did it take you to do that? Jeeperz. I guess I'll spend the rest of the day trying to beat you know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
He thats a great game to play here at work.

Thanks,

Anyone else got some nice links with games.

sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You had to ask....
Ant City (http://www.bossmonster.com/games/antcity.html)
3D Pong (http://www.liquid.se/pong/pong.html)
Miniature Golf #1 (http://www.electrotank.com/games/multiuser/games/minigolf/minigolf.swf)
Miniature Golf #2 (http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/flash/miniputt2.htm)
Miniature Golf #3 (http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/flash/miniputt.swf)
Reflections (http://alteviltech.com/Laser/laser.html)
Rock, Paper, Scissors and a Coffee-drinking Nun (http://www.brunching.com/roshamborun.html)
Shark Game (http://spiritonin.com/interactive/games/sharkgame.html)
Slime Volleyball (http://diddly.com/slime/single.shtml)
Snowcraft (http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/flash/snowcraft.htm)
Egyptian Space Taxi (http://games.kewbee.de/SpaceTaxi/SpaceTaxi2.html)
Urbanoids (http://alteviltech.com/Games/noids/)
Way of the Stick (http://www.evolver.co.uk/wayofthestick.html)
Makai Media Games (http://www.makaimedia.com/main.asp?gms=1)

[mottlee]

Originally posted by DirectorTsaarx:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by sparhawk:
[qb]He thats a great game to play here at work.

Thanks,

Anyone else got some nice links with games.

sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You had to ask....


Geeee they can tell where I go on this thing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[mottlee]

And again (Bump)

was a Lt before changing server.....workin' on it again!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mottlee:
And again (Bump)

was a Lt before changing server.....workin' on it again!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How many more Posts till we get promoted from our current ranking?

[Fyron]

1399 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Fyron]

2127! Woohoo!

[sparhawk]

To be honest, that score of 2332 was my third try..sorry guys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Sparhawk

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by sparhawk:
To be honest, that score of 2332 was my third try..sorry guys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Sparhawk<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Gees, and I have yet to beat 1000. I must have too much on my mind. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Suicide Junkie]

Slime Volleyball rules against a skilled human opponent!

When you learn how to spike the ball, and block shots well, it becomes a whole new game.

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mottlee:
And again (Bump)

was a Lt before changing server.....workin' on it again!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How many more Posts till we get promoted from our current ranking?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">DuNo we will see.......(bump)

[Phoenix-D]

1073 on the copter game. I played a similar game once, but this one is a LOT harder. the thing you drive is much bigger, easier to run into things.

[Ragnarok]

woohoo!!!! I finally beat 1000. The actual score is 1225! First time that I've played today too.

[Timstone]

Idiots!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Timstone:
Idiots!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whoa whoa, what's with the name calling? Jealous?

[sparhawk]

Why are we idiots, mister kleigat.

sparhawk

[Puke]

Originally posted by Timstone:
Idiots!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A jackass, I may be. An idiot, I am not.

[DavidG]

Originally posted by Timstone:
Idiots!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.

I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a carvan sign,

But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

[Grandpa Kim]

Oh, boy! Poetry!

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Gack! Oof! Lemme go dear, I'm not finished yet......

[Timstone]

Hahaha... I meant nothing with the namecalling. I just meant it in a friendly manner.
I was trying to say to you guys that you all are addicted to that little game.

BTW: Very nice poetry DavidG! You would't mind when I print it out and nail it to my ceiling, now do you?
And to the rest of you: Happy flying!

[mottlee]

......(Bump)...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Perrin]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif 245 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mottlee]

337 (bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Perrin]

Originally posted by mottlee:
337 (bump) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">337? what mean you 337. When I said 245 I ment post #245 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Ruatha]

The Answer (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/answer.shtml)

[Taz-in-Space]

Ahh, Ruatha, another title change... refreshing to see that you haven't given up on this thread.

Umm, actually the answer should have been 101010.
After all a COMPUTER supplyed the answer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[DavidG]

Originally posted by Timstone:

BTW: Very nice poetry DavidG! You would't mind when I print it out and nail it to my ceiling, now do you?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well they are song lyrics actually. And Monty Python owns it so print away. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif