320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[mlmbd]

Raging Deadstar:

I am silly, abit immature (an adult playing a kids game, and really enjoying it, HELLO!!)

I said, I thought I would regret asking about galactic golf. That didn't or doesn't make me feel stupid, Ragnarok! Just regretful, and boy do I regret it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Doesn't mean I won't do it again! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Don't go felling so superior, just yet; Raging Deadstar!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif If asking a SIMPLY question, is the prerequisite for being crush; we have all met it. Don't ya know! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

And ALL is forgiven.

OK, OK, Ragnarok! It's your turn gosh darn it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ October 18, 2002, 21:06: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

[Raging Deadstar]

sweet jesus how many smilies do you need in one post!!!!

All is forgiven, i couldn't help but feel all godly and superior before

[Karras Barrens]

damn missed 500, just have to wait for 600 now!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
damn missed 500, just have to wait for 600 now!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Forget it man. It's mine!! jk http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Puke]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
I am silly, abit immature<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">and you're posting on this thread? NO

*poke*

[Raging Deadstar]

i'm sorry i cursed your brain with the concept of galactic golf, i hope all is forgiven http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

this is silly? i thought i was just immature

[ October 18, 2002, 12:10: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[mlmbd]

Raging Deadstar; the max. It happens to eight, at the moment!

Puke: YES, I am indeed! If you were addressing me. If not, who were you addressing?
May I ask? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Grandpa Kim]

TerranC wrote:

Can't locate object method "new" via package "MIME::Lite::SMTP" (perhaps you forgot to load
"MIME::Lite::SMTP"?) at Modules/MIME/Lite.pm line 1061. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, Grasshopper, this means you are a left-handed golfer and doomed to play with crappy clubs designed by a right-hander.

[Raging Deadstar]

who would have thought that golf could be such a cruel game?? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[DavidG]

Hey did you know that if you search for old Messages they show the topic heading at the time of the post? Including the original topic of this thread. :-)

[mlmbd]

Raging Deadstar: golf being cruel? ME, ME, I did, I did......

DavidG: I did not know that. Thank you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by DavidG:
Hey did you know that if you search for old Messages they show the topic heading at the time of the post? Including the original topic of this thread. :-)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey, what are you doing posting USEFUL information?!?! This isn't the place for that... Or is it...

[Raging Deadstar]

Nope this is not the place for such information, this thread is for un-useful imformation, that and lots of monty python gags

[Ragnarok]

That's right RD...

On another note, back to golf, I'm going to go golfing today with a few friends. I'll let ya'll know how I do. Should be interesting, I'm going with 2 who have never golfed before, so it should be funny.

[Ragnarok]

Ok, information on my golfing round... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

I WON!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Ok, I got a 41, the par for the small course was 27. But hey, it's not THAT bad. Second place was 43, third was 53, fouth was 53(she only played 7 holes) and fifth was 70(his first time golfing). But it waas fun. I went 5 straight holes with 4 strokes. Nothing to be proud of but hey, it won me the game right?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[mlmbd]

Congratulations, Ragnarok! You are right, the most important thing is to have FUN! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif It doesn't suck that you won either! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Perrin]

Conan! What is best in life?

*Conan answers:*</font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Crush your enemies, " </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"See them driven before you," </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"And to hear the lamentations of the women!" </font><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

[ October 21, 2002, 19:29: Message edited by: Perrin ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Ooooh thats a tough one

[Stone Mill]

Conan! What is best in life?

*Conan answers:*
"Crush your enemies, "
"See them driven before you,"
"And to hear the lamentations of the women!" <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's great... But how the hell do you coat all those women in pLastic?!?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Lol, some heavy duty office gear i guess

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:
[QUOTE] But how the hell do you coat all those women in pLastic?!?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">They make some pretty handy shrink wrap thingys now. I'm sure that'd help out some.

[mlmbd]

Yes, Can I have these three women shrink wrapped and delivered.............. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Yes, Can I have these three women shrink wrapped and delivered.............. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sure, UPS or FedEx? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Edit: Oh, and overnight or 2 day?

[ October 22, 2002, 22:08: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Perrin]

Today's the big day! The delivery you've been waiting for has finally arrived! It's the magic of catalogue living in the fifties!

Hello Mr. Buddy Cole! Don't you look swell?

[Stone Mill]

So where is this mail order catalog? It sounds like a real life saver for all the single barbarians out there...

[Lemmy]

<a href=http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?3579110980 target=_blank>This is a link to a internet page, i won't tell you what the site is about, i'll just talk a bit here and make you curious about this mysterious link, so...i guess i should talk a bit now...well, i don't have anything to say really, except that supercalifragilisticexpialadocious is a really cool word http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
So, curious yet? Only one way to satisfy your curiousity, and that is by clicking this

Did you click it?</a>

[ October 23, 2002, 19:43: Message edited by: Lemmy ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Cool Link, i was so held in suspense untill the page loaded! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mlmbd]

Barbarians need love, TOO!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Nice link......
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[TerranC]

You dutch people crack me...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

After a few moments of silence:

Who wants to go to Amsterdam?!

[Ragnarok]

Wow, nice link. Got me. You've gotten 33 people already huh. That's alot.

On another note... "Ohh big gulp eh?"...*Moment os awkward(sp) silence. "Welp see ya later!"

[Lemmy]

38 now, but it's not much really, i got a guy on my list who got 82 people now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Lemmy:
38 now<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, and you're oh so humble too! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Just joshin ya man. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Barbarians need love, TOO!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Nice link......
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, maybe i should open a thread for all disgruntled barbarians sick of the abuse and screaming whenever they go to murauding villages, it could be a self help group http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Hmmm, maybe you should... Or you could not do it and just say you did. That'd work just as good if you ask me.

[geoschmo]

Hi, my name is Lothar, of the hill people. I just want to say that my woman just doesn't get me. I try and try. I bring her many fine hides to wear and much food to eat. And still she complains all night about her sisters husband who has built a hut in the valey. Does she not understand that I fought many battles for this wonderful cave for her and my offspring?

[tbontob]

Lothar, you just don't get it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

She just wants something better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Once she has the hut in the valley, then she will complain about the friend of her sister whose husband has built a hut with plumbing (a hut on the riverbank http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ).

Sigh... it is just our lot to suffer and not meet the expectations of our beloved mate. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tbontob:

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HA! What kind of dream world you living in? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

I guess there are some out there who accept us for who we are... Isn't there?

[Ragnarok]

My name is Soomba, of the river people. And I just want to say that while I was doing my job at the river factory, some idiot built a hut on the other side and has indoor plumbing. The problem is the son of a mother plucker is making it all drain into the river and killing off my people. What can I do about this?
By the way, I've been anger free for 22 seconds now.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
My name is Soomba, of the river people. And I just want to say that while I was doing my job at the river factory, some idiot built a hut on the other side and has indoor plumbing. The problem is the son of a mother plucker is making it all drain into the river and killing off my people. What can I do about this?
By the way, I've been anger free for 22 seconds now.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Move upriver! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And go into therapy to try to be anger free for 33 seconds.

[Stone Mill]

Me Grimlock offer advice:

Hi, my name is Lothar, of the hill people. I just want to say that my woman just doesn't get me. I try and try. I bring her many fine hides to wear and much food to eat. And still she complains all night about her sisters husband who has built a hut in the valey. Does she not understand that I fought many battles for this wonderful cave for her and my offspring?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">1. Take her out for long hair-drag on weekend.
2. When wife talk, do not immediately club wife. Pretend you see shiny new battle-axe behind wife when she blabs. Nod head and grunt a few times until she done. Wife may exhaust herself after several hours.
3. Drink lots of grog with horde.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ October 24, 2002, 21:30: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

[TerranC]

Originally posted by tbontob:
Lothar, you just don't get it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

She just wants something better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Once she has the hut in the valley, then she will complain about the friend of her sister whose husband has built a hut with plumbing (a hut on the riverbank http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ).

Sigh... it is just our lot to suffer and not meet the expectations of our beloved mate. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Takes a edmonton-barbarian to know one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by tbontob:

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HA! What kind of dream world you living in? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

I guess there are some out there who accept us for who we are... Isn't there?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">We can all dream can't we?

Like I dream of a nubile young lady who has long legs, a figure that will put an hourglass to shame, 3 foot long flaming red hair, peaches and cream skin, green eyes and features which Helen of Troy would envy AND she has eyes only for me.

With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Stone Mill]

With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What?!? Midget sister sound good! She get bonus to Armor Class and Hide in Shadows ability due to small size. Scraggly dirty hair save you many gold pieces at "beauty cave." 360 pounds means she have one MEAN punch! Go for sister!!!

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What?!? Midget sister sound good! She get bonus to Armor Class and Hide in Shadows ability due to small size. Scraggly dirty hair save you many gold pieces at "beauty cave." 360 pounds means she have one MEAN punch! Go for sister!!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He He ======>LOL and ROF

Tell you what, I'll get her and sell her to you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[tbontob]

I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tbontob:
I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm sure. Those were some pretty good comments. Kudos to Stone Mill. I love the way he was saying stuff too. Just like a true barbarian.

"You tall and skinny, sister short and fat. Me like sister. Take sister! *Grunts*"

I can see Stone Mill saying those exact words.

[Stone Mill]

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by tbontob:
I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm sure. Those were some pretty good comments. Kudos to Stone Mill. I love the way he was saying stuff too. Just like a true barbarian.

"You tall and skinny, sister short and fat. Me like sister. Take sister! *Grunts*"

I can see Stone Mill saying those exact words.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ha! Thanks guys! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

The funny thing was that I WAS saying that stuff out load at work as I was typing! LOL!

Hey... You asked for barbarian... you get barbarian!!!

[tbontob]

Stone Mill you made my day!

They say laughter keeps the doctor away. In this case, he'll probably be away a long time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[tbontob]

Stonemill, if you say this stuff out loud, how do your co-workers see you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

To let everything hang out is marvelous!

[Ragnarok]

Oh my goodness... To actually picture someone saying those things outloud as they typed them. That is too friggin hilarious! I'm dying just at the thought. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Stone Mill]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Luckily, the people around me can be just as nutty at times. People appreciate a little levity in the cube city, even from those doing a really bad Arnold Swarzennegger impression.

I just have to remember how to address my boss...

"Me want Raise!"

...it just may work. (Everything else didn't).
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[tbontob]

I can just see you saying "Me want raise!" in your leapard skin waving a thighbone of a steer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Better do it on All Hallows Eve (Halloween), so you can claim it was all a joke in case he calls the cops! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

A younger brother and his wife went to a halloween party dressed as a caveman and a cavewoman some years ago. They were dresssed in skins and (you guessed it), he had a real thighbone of a steer for a club.

The entrance was dramatic as he dragged her into the house by her hair!

Edited for spelling

[ October 25, 2002, 00:25: Message edited by: tbontob ]

[Raging Deadstar]

I inspired this threads name!!!!!!!!!

*faints*

I feel famous and smart! even though i mispelled smart while typing this http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

*Quickly pulls out a desk from the back of his ship and puts a sign on it. "Therapy for all disgruntled barbarians"

Raging Deadstar smiles evily as a few hundred barbarians begin to get therapy, and pay for it too.

"So you don't like your mother hmmm"
*strokes fake beard he put on for psychiatrist impression*

[Trajan]

I tried the intellectual approach to getting a raise a couple months ago. Maybe the cave-man/barbarian approach will be more successful.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Me want raise, you dumb boss, me bop you on head *thunk*

[Ruatha]

You want raise dumb employee?
Stick out your chin so I can raise it *bonk*

[TerranC]

Hulk Smash. Hulk destroy. Hulk be Hulk. Hulk hope to change thread name into the original name again.

HULK SMASH!

[Ragnarok]

Hey, all this talk about Hulk reminded me of the movie they are making. It sounds like it will be a good movie. They have a small trailer out on it, it's not much, just shows him looking in mirror and starting to change, but then it goes to the outside of the house and shows him like destroying the whole house. But you never actually SEE him except his eyes turning green. That's about it.

[Nodachi]

There's also a Daredevil movie coming out next year. The trailer for it looks real good and can be seen at this site. (http://www.daredevilmovie.com)

[Raging Deadstar]

I think we just killed the thread that never dies, theres nothing to be witty about when talking about movies, other than monty python http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

Let's have a moment of silence for the death of the thread that never dies....

[Taz-in-Space]

OK! Moment over... On with the thread.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Onwards into the realms of insanity with the thread that never dies

Sounds like i'm breaking into song doesn't it

[Karras Barrens]

still waiting to get post 600

[Grandpa Kim]

Dead thread (no one Posts here) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Least of all me! I can follow instructions, I'm not one to post where I'm not wanted, no, not me, by cracky. Let me tell you, when da boss says frog, I jump, nope, I will not post here, not on your life.... mumblblblbl....

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
still waiting to get post 600<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It's mine! Don't even think about it... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Skulky]

So this post is somehow deep and meaningful, all 38 pgs of it. right, i like this idea lalalalala.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Skulky:
So this post is somehow deep and meaningful, all 38 pgs of it. right, i like this idea lalalalala.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah man... EVERY thing in this thread is meaningful in some way or another.

[Karras Barrens]

Its like... existentialism at its finest man... yeah!

[Baron Grazic]

Dead thread (no one Posts here) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Which is why we are coming up to 600 Posts.

Let's all ensure that Ragnarok DOESN'T get the 600th.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
existentialism<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have no idea what that word means but sure!

Ok, before I even posted this message I had to find out what it meant. Here is what dictionary.com has to say.

"A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe, regards human existence as unexplainable, and stresses freedom of choice and responsibility for the consequences of one's acts."

So there you have it. The meaning of existentialism.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:

Let's all ensure that Ragnarok DOESN'T get the 600th.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But what's the fun in that?

[Wizarc]

Dead? What does that mean?

[tbontob]

What's so special about the 600th post? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Now for the Satanists in the crowd, I could see the significance of the 666th post http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Skulky]

Well you have to assume that we are not living a dream and that our existence is in some way terminal in its nature and is organic in orign, otherwise death is a complete abstraction, and to be ignored. however, if we're not living in a dream and we test death then well, taht sucks

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Skulky:
Well you have to assume that we are not living a dream and that our existence is in some way terminal in its nature and is organic in orign, otherwise death is a complete abstraction, and to be ignored. however, if we're not living in a dream and we test death then well, taht sucks<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why assume we are not living in a dream? Maybe we are! Maybe we are on this earth to learn something. And this is just a big playpen to learn it. It has to appear real, because if we don't accept it as real, we will not take it seriously to learn what we are here to learn. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Skulky]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too much thinking, this is turning into a mini cantina kinda, not that i've ever posted there. I'm going to sleep now (and wake up early to do my history notes argh!)

[Nodachi]

*kicks thread while its down*

Couldn't resist! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Trajan]

"Bring out your dead!!!"

[Stone Mill]

"That is not dead which may eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even this thread may die."

[Raging Deadstar]

Ahh but maybe this thread isn't dead, maybe its just in a coma, or began to sleep over a slow weekend of no posting, maybe the continued posting of me, timstone and rags just managed to keep it going, long live this thread.

Anyway this thread has everything you'll ever need to learn in life, its really philosophical (is that how you spell it)

[Perrin]

*Quickly begins working on an "Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from this thread" poster*

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif copywrite pending. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

*Quickly begins making a "Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from this thread" t-shirt before perrin can copyright that*

[Perrin]

Ok. Here is what we need to do. I propose that we merge my poster empire with your t-shirt empire. This will cause the stock prices to go up. We will then use this evidence to our stockholders and employees that our company is health and on the move. This will cause the stock prices to rise even higher. We both then sell our shares declare bankruptcy and LIVE LIKE KINGS! *insert evil laugh here*

[ October 28, 2002, 18:49: Message edited by: Perrin ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Perrin:
Ok. Here is what we need to do. I propose that we merge my poster empire with your t-shirt empire. This will cause the stock prices to go up. We will then use this evidence to our stockholders and employees that our company is health and on the move. This will cause the stock prices to rise even higher. We both then sell our shares declare bankruptcy and LIVE LIKE KINGS! *insert evil laugh here*<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmm intresting proposal, but how about instead of selling our shares we convince bill gates we're starting up a business to rival his, with added benefits of posters and t-shirts!!! He'll buy the company out for more than it and its shares are worth then after Living Like Kings we watch and laugh evily as we wipe off his companies shares as he realises the company is worthless.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A good cackle of insane laughter is good for the heart http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Wow, see what I miss in just a few hours of not checking the forum... But I had fun while I was gone... I changed my belt, my oil, my oil filter, my water pump, and aired up my tires today... I feel like I did alot.. haha

[mottlee]

HUH!!! Thread dead???? no way not this one! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Perrin]

The thread is dead. Long live the thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Perrin]

*pokes thread with a stick to see if it is really dead*

*waves dead thread on the end of the stick*
Dead thread. Gonna put it on you.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mottlee:
HUH!!! Thread dead???? no way not this one! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It will never die!!! Not as long as I'm around...

[Baron Grazic]

Just 11 more to go, Ragnarok.

[Puke]

im glad to see that after my extended absence, this thread is still alive and well. and just for good measure:

*poke*

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:
Just 11 more to go, Ragnarok.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">11 to go till what? I know of nothing that is coming in 11 more... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[TerranC]

ashes to ashes...
dust to dust...

ignore the kicks and the bumps... that is just air escaping from deceased... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

I just realized, I only got 13 more Posts till I make First Lieutenant. Woohoo!!!

[Ragnarok]

Ok, I officially give in. I will not be getting 600 post it looks like. It's been a good struggle, but I feel I just can't do it. Well I will do it if 600 isn't there by the time I return. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Skulky]

Somehow you've made second by now, that's impressive!

[Karras Barrens]

post 600 is drawing close

[Fyron]

So what?

[Karras Barrens]

I want it damnit!

(MODERATOR EDIT: This is post 600 of this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

[ October 29, 2002, 12:17: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[Karras Barrens]

and now i can let this post sink into obscurity without ever checking it again, i can go on with my life content and happy!

[Fyron]

I would have stolen post 600, but someone double-posted. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ October 29, 2002, 06:28: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
and now i can let this post sink into obscurity without ever checking it again, i can go on with my life content and happy!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Congrats man. You did it. If tabs were still at the Cantina I'd buy you a brewski, but they arn't so I'll drink one of my own for you. Cheers!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
and now i can let this post sink into obscurity without ever checking it again, i can go on with my life content and happy!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This thread will NEVER sink. It will stand forever! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Growltigga]

Rags, has the Fimbulvinter numbed your ability to read or something?

Tabs ARE allowed at the cantina, BUT only provide you pledge any equity in your house to the cantina first

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Rags, has the Fimbulvinter numbed your ability to read or something?

Tabs ARE allowed at the cantina, BUT only provide you pledge any equity in your house to the cantina first<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah I know that Tigga.....But i just forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

I don't steal anything, anyway, the cantina thread is much more vaulable http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I'll happily pladge my equity to the cantina when i get a house!!! I'd love to live there anyway http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

This threads my working residence

[ October 29, 2002, 18:34: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Perrin]

Topic: This is the unfriendly thread were you will be abused, don't enter! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ooooww arrrgh! The PAIN.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Urendi Maleldil]

Hey you. Yeah, you.

Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-glazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that woudst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel *****; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

[Wardad]

Originally posted by Urendi Maleldil:
Hey you. Yeah, you.

Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-glazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that woudst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel *****; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whow!!! Are you a woman???

[Stone Mill]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummm... Are we now trying to insult people and their mothers?
If that's the case then....Yo momma so fat, she has 3 zip codes.

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a bus, a train, AND a flight... Just to get on her good side! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Stone Mill]

OUCH!

How dare you, sir! Take this:

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

(Note the Halloween theme for extra points).
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Hmmm, nice one! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Yo daddy so ugly, yo momma took that application home and handed it to him saying, "Here, I think you have more of a chance getting this job."

That was lame but I had nothing else to use. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[tbontob]

Stone mill just cracks me up!===> LOL & ROF

Remind me not to engage in a verbal match with him! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[tbontob]

Now children.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Fyron]

Don't click on this link. It is nothing. Really. (http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?bite=Fyron)

[ October 30, 2002, 03:36: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[Phoenix-D]

Third time I've seen that link, and only two of them were Fyron http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Phoenix-D

[Ragnarok]

I've seen that link too much already...

[Fyron]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Fyron]

If you wish to be abused, you can always go *here* (http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?bite=Fyron).

[Urendi Maleldil]

Wardad: That's Shakespear.

[CombatSquirrel]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time, you silly wiper of other people's bottoms.

Combat Squirrel

[ October 30, 2002, 04:14: Message edited by: CombatSquirrel ]

[LazarusLong42]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you my not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

In other words, go away.

----

Hey, you said you wanted abuse http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Fyron]

LMAO!

[Ragnarok]

ROFLOL! Oh my dear god, that was too friggin hilarious!

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by LazarusLong42:
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LazarusLong42, on behalf of the legal profession everywhere, I feel at this juncture it would be appropriate to point out that you have as much chance of kissing a lawyer as I do of being sexually molested by Jennifer Lopez..

Pick upon another profession numbnuts

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by LazarusLong42:
<snip>
Hey, you said you wanted abuse http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, I came in here for an argument! [Director ducks and runs away]...[and then tries to figure what he's doing with Donald, Daffy and Daisy all spluttering & shedding feathers]...

You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! (Or is that Pervect? - oops, mixing fictional characters again)...

[Ruatha]

This is an argument, insults are further down the hall.
It's an argument, honestly, it is.
It is.
Yes it is.
It is.
An argument this is.
...

An argument is simply contradicting whatever your opponent says.
It is, truly.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[ October 30, 2002, 16:20: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[Stone Mill]

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time, you silly wiper of other people's bottoms.

Combat Squirrel <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ha! That hurt bad- especially with the French accent...

Laz- wow, ROFL!

[Growltigga]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

I waft my private parts in your direction you stupid English kkkkknnnniiigggiiit

[Stone Mill]

I wanted to get to this before anyone else...
(edited for readability)

"You are a distusting fatbody!
Did your mother have any childeren that lived?
I didn't know they stacked poop that high!
Who's the slimy communist poop twinkle-toed #@%! who just signed his own death warrant?!?"

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Wardad]

Yo mama is sooo baaaddddd that...

She was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

---------------------------------------------
HEYYYY!!!! When did this stop being the abuse thread.
You wanted abuse you turkey!!! This is missdirection. Abuse is down the flippen hall.

[ October 30, 2002, 16:56: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[Timstone]

Okay, it's an old one, but still.

Yo mamma is so fat she's got three women orbiting around her!

[Ragnarok]

I got joke. I just got it in a email I get every day with jokes.

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words, she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." The teacher said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."

She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SH!T."

Enjoy!

[ October 30, 2002, 17:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by LazarusLong42:
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LazarusLong42, on behalf of the legal profession everywhere, I feel at this juncture it would be appropriate to point out that you have as much chance of kissing a lawyer as I do of being sexually molested by Jennifer Lopez..

Pick upon another profession numbnuts</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hah. Getting kissed by a lawyer isn't hard. You can get a lawyer to do anything if you pay their fee. It's just a matter of finding one in your price range Laz. To be fair though the legal equivalent of Jennifer Lopez would probably be too much. Unless you find one that will do it "pro-bono". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Geoschmo

[Stone Mill]

I feel at this juncture it would be appropriate to point out that you have as much chance of kissing a lawyer as I do of being sexually molested by Jennifer Lopez..
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This is not as rare as you think...

Actually, I've been molested by J. Lo...

I sat through the Wedding Planner (with the wife, of course) and I was raped of 2 precious hours from my life. I'm still not recovered, really. The tremours and crying episodes have subsided a bit now.

[Wardad]

with all apologies due to the late, great Dr. Seuss and his "green eggs and ham", may I present
"lame ads and spam"...

I am Sam
Sam I am!

That Sam I am
That Sam I am!
I do NOT like that Sam I am!

Do you like lame ads and spam?

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am

Would you, could you...sell your site?
Would you if the price were right?

I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am

Would you...could you...just take stock?
Would you, since our IPO's a lock?

I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am

Would you, could you, use our nav bar?
Would you, could you, be our star!

I would not COULD not with that nav bar
I would not COULD not be your star!
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am

Would you, could you...chat Online?
Try it, try it! I swear, I'm fine!

I would not COULD not chat Online.

You may like it...you will see
You may like talking nasty with me!

I would not, could not, so just pay me!
If you can't pay, then LET ME BE!

I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am

More stock! More stock!
Would you, could you for more stock?

Not for more stock, and not Online
You can't pay me, and you're not fine!
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am

You...do not LIKE lame ads and spam?

I do NOT like them, Sam I am.

Could you...would you...cheat on clicks?
Could you help me pay for chicks?

I would not COULD not cheat on clicks
I would not help you pay for chicks
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://www.liquid2k.com/cl2/humor.htm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[tbontob]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Wardad, did you compose that?

Or did you get it for our benefit? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Wardad]

Originally posted by tbontob:
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Wardad, did you compose that?

Or did you get it for our benefit? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, no composure here. The link is at the bottom.

I was at Esthers Follies in Austin Texas where they did an hilarious skit called Sam Da Man.

Would You, Could You, Wham and Bam....
...on a boat.... with a goat....etc...

also for your benefit(RATED R):

This is one of the very few country songs that I listened to more than once. You'll have to forgive the poor ole redneck for the misspelled word. Can't expect them to get all those words right!!
2 legged Bill
http://www.101kgb.com/media/tittiesandbeer.swf

[ October 30, 2002, 22:38: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[geoschmo]

Geo walks in to the Cantina.

"Hey, where's Barney? He's not in the parking lot. Hey, what happened in here. Everything look's different. Where's Taz, and Gt? Something's not right here..."

[Stone Mill]

Wow. This is devious. I would expect concequences and repercussions.

This is almost as horrid a deception as Fyron baiting us with that link...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:


This is almost as horrid a deception as Fyron baiting us with that link...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Key word... Almost!

Man, I hate to be the owner of this thread when Tigga comes around... Trying to take his business... All I can say is, it wasn't me!

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stone Mill:


This is almost as horrid a deception as Fyron baiting us with that link...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Key word... Almost!

Man, I hate to be the owner of this thread when Tigga comes around... Trying to take his business... All I can say is, it wasn't me!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif But don't you enjoy being a vampire now?

[Taz-in-Space]

..>tiny sound<..

...>faint noise<...

....>very quick motion at door<....

...>carefully Taz peeks in at this strange place<... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Nope. Definately NOT the Cantina! Why there's not even a bar!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Attention!!! This is to warn all inhabitants of this Cantina Clone! Attention!!!

The laws of Space/Time ( AND GT http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif ) are being broken! There CANNOT be more than one cantina existing within the Space/Time Continunm at one time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

I recommend immediate withdraw from this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

...>Taz's head is quickly withdrawn<...

...>retreating whirlwind sounds<...

..>all is quiet<..

[Fyron]

Fyron watches as a bar is installed in the Cantina Clone. All the drinks and such that are in the normal Cantina are then set up at the bar. A large life-like cut-out poster of Taz is then set up behind the bar.

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
[QUOTE]Hah. Getting kissed by a lawyer isn't hard. You can get a lawyer to do anything if you pay their fee. It's just a matter of finding one in your price range Laz. To be fair though the legal equivalent of Jennifer Lopez would probably be too much. Unless you find one that will do it "pro-bono". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Geo, this is completely wrong and verging on the libellous to boot.

Lawyers are expressly forbidden to sleep with their clients, this is to stop the clients being billed twice for essentially the same service

[Growltigga]

Growltigga walks in to the Clone Cantina, he surveys the dreary surroundings of the fake establishment and then walks outside.

He turns to the assembled ranks of Byzantine, Saracen, Almohad and Spanish military might.

"Men, mongoose, raccoons and other assorted woodland creatures, this is it, the big one. Light those naptha bombs, fire up the siege engines, terminate with extreme prejudice, this is not any hicksville redneck bar that needs torching, this is plagiarism"

"Cry havoc, and let slip the squirrels of war"

[Fyron]

Fyron had left the premesis long before, of course. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Growltigga]

But is carefully and surrupticiously having an eye kept on him by the CSS (Cantina Secret Service), as when the revolution comes, he is going to be the first one in the torture chamber and no mistake

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by geoschmo:
Geo, this is completely wrong and verging on the libellous to boot.

Lawyers are expressly forbidden to sleep with their clients, this is to stop the clients being billed twice for essentially the same service<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If I am not mistaken, that service would be getting screwed.

On another note: Remember, I ain't the owner of this thread and I don't got thr power to rename it, and if you read through I had nothing to do with having the name changed. I am a loyal customer of the True Cantina and always will be. I will not go to some cheap fake.

[ZeroAdunn]

I remeber once, when I was young, and jimmy said to me, "Yah kiddo, I once had ideals, I used to believe in things, things like warewolves and flying saucers, but sadly the ideology of youth fades with each passing year, now I just try and kill my crying soul with this big knife, here kiddo give it a try." I took that knife, looked up at him with my big youthfull eyes, and stabbed myself, I lost something that day, a lot of blood, but I gained something too, I gained the most important thing in a mans life, a really cool scar to impress the chics.

[Ragnarok]

LOL! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Good one Zero. That is worthy of the Cantina. But this isn't the Cantina so yeah...

[Wardad]

you will have to train your new munchkins to do this....

http://www.whoohoo.net/operababy/operababy.swf

[Ragnarok]

ROFLOL! That's awesome man... I'll have fun showing that to friends and family...

[Perrin]

Originally posted by Wardad:
with all apologies due to the late, great Dr. Seuss and his "green eggs and ham", may I present
"lame ads and spam"...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM Spamity Spam wonderful Spam."

[Gryphin]

:: Walks in dressed in a long dark cape, Unsheaths the Damaskin steel blade, An ominous voice from through out the pesudo can't be a tina "There can be only one"

[ October 31, 2002, 12:23: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[dogscoff]

"SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM Spamity Spam wonderful Spam."
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Dogscoff springs through the doorway, followed by a choir of Vikings, all joyfully joining in a harmonious rendition of the spam song...

"SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM Spamity SPAM SPAA-AA-AA-AA-AAAM"

[ October 31, 2002, 12:50: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[dogscoff]

SPam SpaM spAm spaM sp... a...

*Dogscoff and the Viking choir have been singing the Spam song for over 24 hours now. Most of them have passed out from exhaustion, and only a few hardy individuals continue to sing, yet sing they must, for the spam song has been invoked...

spmm.. spaa.. spamm... pam...

[Ragnarok]

Hey Dogscoff, stop thinking about Pam already, she's gone... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Perrin, tell me about it, the summer was gone in no time flat, it sux, I hate the cold.

[ November 01, 2002, 16:12: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Perrin]

I can't believe that it is November already.

[mottlee]

What? No Name??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

...Taz peeks in on this thread to see if they are still trying to mimic THE Cantina...

Nope. Just some thread with a lot of hoarse vikings singing about a canned meat product! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Was that a baby I just heard singing Opera? No, I must be imagining things again... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Fyron]

Onions!

...

...

...

Oops, wrong thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Onions!

...

...

...

Oops, wrong thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wrong thread???? you mean there is one for Onions?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Fyron]

LOL! Not quite what I meant, and I'll leave it at that so as to confuse those that don't know what I am talking about. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Yeah, go read the WHOLE Cantina thread nady ou'll find out what onions has to do with things.... But by the time you finish reading that we'll all be old men and you will never be the same...

[Quikngruvn]

Ragnarok, d'ya realize that yours is post #666 in the thread? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

And now for something completely different: Nakes Mole Rats! (http://natzoo.si.edu/Animals/nmrats/datasht2.htm) (The link is to the Smithsonian Institution.) I saw these at the zoo the other day, and they've officially become the strangest creature I've ever seen! Their lips actually close behind their big honking front teeth. They are also the only mammal with a social structure like ants and bees. If someone made a shipset for them, I'd play 'em in a heartbeat! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Quikngruvn

[ November 03, 2002, 05:20: Message edited by: Quikngruvn ]

[Raging Deadstar]

OMG Rags, you have been posessed by the evil spirits!!!

*Quickly grabs Gunther the Witch Hunter from RD and Timstones time travelling quest from the cantina and tries to exorcise Rags*

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Dude those mole rats are dam ugly, a shipset based on them would strike fear into the hearts of empires everywhere, or at least make them lose their lunch

I've read both cantina threads and i must admit i'm scarred for life, never again will i hear the word gryphin without thinking about the gryphin position

[ November 03, 2002, 13:38: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Ragnarok]

I did not realize that! That's not good, now I supposed I'm going to have demons floating around my house now. Not good at all...

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
I did not realize that! That's not good, now I supposed I'm going to have demons floating around my house now. Not good at all...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Clap 3X and Junp 3 feet to the right and you will be fine (or is that in case of fire???) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

I get the sense that that is a creative way to get me to look like a complete idiot. Am I right?

[Erax]

Do it and we'll tell you afterwards. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Erax:
Do it and we'll tell you afterwards. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmmm... I don't like the look on your smilely face...

But oh well... Rags claps 3 times and then jumps 3 feet to the right...

Rags peaks around the tree as his clone performed the act perfectly.
"Now we'll see what they were up to... Muhahahahahahaha..."

[Kamog]

Originally posted by DavidG:
Hey did you know that if you search for old Messages they show the topic heading at the time of the post? Including the original topic of this thread. :-)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It seems that the original topic of this thread was "newbie q: How big are ring/sphere worlds". Is that right? Why does the topic keep changing?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by DavidG:
Hey did you know that if you search for old Messages they show the topic heading at the time of the post? Including the original topic of this thread. :-)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It seems that the original topic of this thread was "newbie q: How big are ring/sphere worlds". Is that right? Why does the topic keep changing?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wrong. The original post was nothing. The original person that started this thread messed up and made a thread. So that person renamed the thread to something along the lines of "Do not post in thread, empty", which doing so only caused us all to be drawn to the thread and post due to the fact that they said do 'not' post. So we all just started posting useless information in here and it's gone on this long. And it will continue forever.
The whole point of this thread is that it is never on one specific subject but it covers anything and everything you can imagine.
Including, Floating Ducks, Jumping Pigs, Humping Gorillas, or my personal favorite, Flying Monkey Penguin mixes, who just happen to be singing to the Barney theme song.(Yes, I am strange and some people call me crazy and demented. But I love it. It's the only way you can survive on this forum, it's great isn't it.) Although those have not been talked about, yet, I still enjoy the thought that one day they may come up.
See, I have just showed you a perfect example of a post for this thread. Useless, mixed up, just plain wrong, demented, and whatever other ways of explaining you can come up with.
Does that clear things up for you?

[ November 06, 2002, 05:01: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Kamog]

Hey, sounds like fun! Gotta get in on this. Here's a useless post to contribute to this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Taera]

im going to count how many Posts will be here untill the name changes again.
And btw, wasnt the thread dead? i remember seeing it at the topic... also it was something about horses and emptiness...
Anyway, the original topic name was "is it true there are no female racial pictures?" or sumthing like that. like anybody cares, but i still said that.

[Taera]

and btw, blame ragnarok.

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by Taera:
im going to count how many Posts will be here untill the name changes again.
And btw, wasnt the thread dead? i remember seeing it at the topic... also it was something about horses and emptiness...
Anyway, the original topic name was "is it true there are no female racial pictures?" or sumthing like that. like anybody cares, but i still said that.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope, Ragnarok got it right.
So please stop posting.
It's humiliating!

[Perrin]

Originally posted by Ruatha:
[QUOTE]
So please stop posting.
It's humiliating!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why is it humiliating? My god man! You have created life. This thread breaths and grows with a life all its own.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taera:
and btw, blame ragnarok.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah whatever, blame me, I didn't do nothing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif All I ever did is help others get this thread to life. And I'll be danged if I ever let it die. I want to see it get over 1000 Posts and beyond.

Kamog, good job. That's exactly what we look for.

[Raging Deadstar]

Yeah, ruatha has created a space empires icon without even trying, he's the messiah! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Perrin]

ALIA
"And how can this be?
For... he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

[mlmbd]

Now to we knell, and bow to the east or west?? I get confused about that stuff!

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

RD, so Ruatha is now the messiah huh.... well in that case... All hail Ruatha!

[Ragnarok]

Sorry, I have to post again someplace and thought this would be the best place. My number of Posts was at 666 till I posted this. I didn't want more evils floating around me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Baron Grazic]

Now you have done it, because you also had this topics 666 post.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:
Now you have done it, because you also had this topics 666 post.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I know it. I feel like I'm plagued with that stinkin number. Next thing I know the next thing I buy will come to a toal of $6.66. Once that happens then I'll be worried.

[Grandpa Kim]

Originally posted by Ruatha:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Taera:
im going to count how many Posts will be here untill the name changes again.
And btw, wasnt the thread dead? i remember seeing it at the topic... also it was something about horses and emptiness...
Anyway, the original topic name was "is it true there are no female racial pictures?" or sumthing like that. like anybody cares, but i still said that.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope, Ragnarok got it right.
So please stop posting.
It's humiliating!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Has it been so long that even you have forgotten, Ruatha?

The original title was "Blank".

You may all now start praising my phenomenal memory. *Preen, preen, preen*

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ruatha:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Taera:
im going to count how many Posts will be here untill the name changes again.
And btw, wasnt the thread dead? i remember seeing it at the topic... also it was something about horses and emptiness...
Anyway, the original topic name was "is it true there are no female racial pictures?" or sumthing like that. like anybody cares, but i still said that.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope, Ragnarok got it right.
So please stop posting.
It's humiliating!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Has it been so long that even you have forgotten, Ruatha?

The original title was "Blank".

You may all now start praising my phenomenal memory. *Preen, preen, preen*</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How do we know you're not just saying that to make yourself look good? huh? huh? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
No, I really don't remember exactly what the original thread name was. I just know it had something to do with being empty and not posting in it.

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:

The original title was "Blank".
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Originally posted by Ragnarok:

The original post was nothing. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Blank, nothing, aren't they the same thing? That means you are both right, doesn't it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:

The original title was "Blank".
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Originally posted by Ragnarok:

The original post was nothing. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Blank, nothing, aren't they the same thing? That means you are both right, doesn't it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's a very good point.

[Karras Barrens]

but can't you find something in nothing? by being blank are you being something?

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Karras Barrens:
but can't you find something in nothing? by being blank are you being something?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, you can find nothing in something, because an empty set is a subset of a set that has something in it. (i.e., the set {} is a subset of the set {"A", B", "C"}.) As for being blank being something, that depends on whether the blank is a zero-size blank or a finite-size blank. A zero-size blank is nothing but a finite-size blank is something. For example, the string "" is nothing but " " is something.

[KirbyEF]

Don't read this!

[mlmbd]

Kamog,

You are definitely in touch with the thread!!

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ruatha:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Taera:
im going to count how many Posts will be here untill the name changes again.
And btw, wasnt the thread dead? i remember seeing it at the topic... also it was something about horses and emptiness...
Anyway, the original topic name was "is it true there are no female racial pictures?" or sumthing like that. like anybody cares, but i still said that.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope, Ragnarok got it right.
So please stop posting.
It's humiliating!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Has it been so long that even you have forgotten, Ruatha?

The original title was "Blank".

You may all now start praising my phenomenal memory. *Preen, preen, preen*</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not really blank, it was "Empty".
(I'm not the messiah, stop following me! *Throws his shoe at the crowd to stop them*)

If you really want to be right Kamog was really right, it was:
"newbie q: How big are ring/sphere worlds"
for about 30 seconds, than I realized I had double posted.

[ November 07, 2002, 07:53: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[dogscoff]

Dogscoff picks up Ruatha's shoe and holds it in the air.

"His shoe! He has shown us the way!"

*Removes his own shoe and begins chasing Ruatha...

[Kamog]

Just one more post to get to 700...

[Fyron]

Really? Hmm... I guess this is post 700. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ November 07, 2002, 09:46: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[Kamog]

Hey, let's compile a chronology of the name change history of this thread, so that the wisdom and knowledge within it can be viewed in context of the topic name when it is studied by future generations. The search function of this forum, using DavidG's technique, is handy for this. Here is the partial list (I'm sure I missed a whole bunch, it's hard to find all of them... also, the dates may be wrong)

Aug 10, 2002: newbie q: How big are ring/sphere worlds
Aug 10, 2002: Empty!
Aug 11, 2002: Stop reading and posting in this thread! I'm ashamed of this threads existance!
Aug 20, 2002: Please post in this thread!
Aug 28, 2002: And now for something completely different ......................... The Larch
Sept 4, 2002: The answer to the great question is 42!
Sept 26, 2002: No more namechanges, not even this time, it's still the silly postname "The answe..."
Sept 27, 2002: Are there no SE4 shipsets with female race pic?
Sept 30, 2002: Look! A cow!!!
Oct 4, 2002: Not Empty !
Oct 14, 2002: s u p e r c a l i f r a g i l i s t i c e x p i a l a d o c i o u s ?
Oct 25, 2002: Thread for all disgruntled barbarians sick of getting abuse for doing their job.
Oct 30, 2002: This is the unfriendly thread were you will be abused, don't enter!
Oct 31, 2002: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina Clone
Nov 2, 200: Pages: 1 2 3 4 ... 42 43 44
Nov 6, 2002: No more namechanges, ever again, honestly! ..... ..... ...... or .....

[Raging Deadstar]

Sorry Ruatha http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I didn't mean for you to be stalked.

"He's Not the messiah, He's a very naughty Boy!!!"

*Watches as the entire regulars of this thread chase him with pitch forks and torches, leaving a very relieved rags who was about to be exorcised and lynched

[Ragnarok]

Thanks RD, I owe you one.
And Kamog, I enjoy your posting to this thread. As was already mentioned you are in touch with it and you're new here. Welcome to the insanity thread.

[mlmbd]

He's Not the messiah?!?!?

OH, NOW WE HAVE NO SAVIOR

HIP, HIP, HURRAY!!!

Let's here it For RICE-A-RONI!!!! It's not just macaroni.......

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Quick! We must all take off one of our shoes and follow the way of the mighty Ruatha! All hail Ruatha, All hail Ruatha!
There can be no other messaih, Ruatha is the One!

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Quick! We must all take off one of our shoes and follow the way of the mighty Ruatha! All hail Ruatha, All hail Ruatha!
There can be no other messaih, Ruatha is the One!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whitch (HEHE) way did he go??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Perrin]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
Dogscoff picks up Ruatha's shoe and holds it in the air.

"His shoe! He has shown us the way!"

*Removes his own shoe and begins chasing Ruatha...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"No! The gourd! Follow the gourd."
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Desdinova]

this is one weird post folks. i bet it would make a great hit on tv or in MAD magazine. anybody out there doing cartoons for tv. this could be the next big thing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

edit - or better yet the cantina thread.

edit2 - maybe get it acted out on Monty Python.

[ November 08, 2002, 01:49: Message edited by: desdinova ]

[Ragnarok]

Weird it is and that's the whole point. If it ain't weird it ain't in this thread.

That'd be hilarious to see it acted out on python or something. Would love to see it...

[Quikngruvn]

And now for something completely different.

"IT'S..."

[cue "The Liberty Bell March"]

Aside: where has all the good sketch comedy gone? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Quikngruvn

[Ragnarok]

"Aside: where has all the good sketch comedy gone?"

I think I might know... It's right under your nose... *As Quikngruvn looks down to try and look under his nose, Rags takes his finger and flips it up Quikngruvn's nose and continues up his forehead till he runs out of surface area.*

Sorry, I had to do that. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Quick! We must all take off one of our shoes and follow the way of the mighty Ruatha! All hail Ruatha, All hail Ruatha!
There can be no other messaih, Ruatha is the One!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I suggest that Ruatha's shoe be declared a holy relic, and a grand shrine be constructed, where the faithful from around the galaxy can visit to gaze at the great SHOE. Also, we need a national holiday, "Saint Ruatha's Day", to commemorate the day the SHOE was thrown. We'll also have a huge gold statue of the Great Ruatha, SHOE in hand, about to throw it.

[Quikngruvn]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Sorry, I had to do that. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, that too: where has all the slapstick gone? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Quikngruvn

[Grandpa Kim]

We'll also have a huge gold statue of the Great Ruatha, SHOE in hand, about to throw it. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Would that be "solid" gold? Hmm, suddenly atheism is loosing its appeal.

OMG! This could be worse than the Talisman... we'll call it the conVersion wave!

[mlmbd]

I know a REALLY, good place to sell gold.

hmmm...........I wonder. NAGH!!!!

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

*Stands up on top of a soap box and declares an announcement*

I am not an atheist but i will not worship Ruatha. Not until he has some ouder removers in his shoes at least!

*Runs as he is chased by ruathas loyal followers chasing him with pitchforks and torches!*

(I believe in paralell universes and stuff, maybe i been playing space empires a bit Too much)

[Desdinova]

[/qb][/QUOTE]I suggest that Ruatha's shoe be declared a holy relic, and a grand shrine be constructed, where the faithful from around the galaxy can visit to gaze at the great SHOE. Also, we need a national holiday, "Saint Ruatha's Day", to commemorate the day the SHOE was thrown. We'll also have a huge gold statue of the Great Ruatha, SHOE in hand, about to throw it.[/QB][/QUOTE]

how about having the show already thrown and held in the air by faith. like the statue of arthur dent and the floating teacup in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. i think it was in one of the audio adaptions and not the main 5 books.

[mlmbd]

How much did you say that SOLID GOLD statue weighted, again????

You know, just wondering, historical archives!!!

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[Kamog]

Originally posted by desdinova:

how about having the show already thrown and held in the air by faith. like the statue of arthur dent and the floating teacup in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. i think it was in one of the audio adaptions and not the main 5 books.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, even though some of us are working on our Jedi powers and the force is strong with us, I don't think one person can sustain the shoe levitation 24/7 by himself. Let's have a rotating list of dedicated disciples taking turns, each concentrating for 1 - 2 hours at a time. We'll always have at least two guys suspending the shoe at any moment, so that we have a backup in case the first guy somehow gets distracted, or whatever. Being chosen for shoe levitation duty will be considered a huge honor, and only the most loyal and dedicated followers will be allowed to do it. It's a huge responsibility! If the guys (oh, what a terrible thought!) ever let the shoe drop, it could precipitate a crisis of the faith!

[Desdinova]

Originally posted by Kamog:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by desdinova:

how about having the show already thrown and held in the air by faith. like the statue of arthur dent and the floating teacup in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. i think it was in one of the audio adaptions and not the main 5 books.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, even though some of us are working on our Jedi powers and the force is strong with us, I don't think one person can sustain the shoe levitation 24/7 by himself. Let's have a rotating list of dedicated disciples taking turns, each concentrating for 1 - 2 hours at a time. We'll always have at least two guys suspending the shoe at any moment, so that we have a backup in case the first guy somehow gets distracted, or whatever. Being chosen for shoe levitation duty will be considered a huge honor, and only the most loyal and dedicated followers will be allowed to do it. It's a huge responsibility! If the guys (oh, what a terrible thought!) ever let the shoe drop, it could precipitate a crisis of the faith!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">you have a point. in the HGttG it was the faith of an ENTIRE population that sustained the teacup in the air. at least until the great and powerful Arthur Dent himself showed up. He precipitated the crisis of faith himself thinking the whole idea of a huge statue of himself throwing down a teacup was quite absurd.

[mlmbd]

And the SHOE, it's GOLD too. Right??

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[Desdinova]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
And the SHOE, it's GOLD too. Right??

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">why settle for gold? how about platinum? or latinum?

[Grandpa Kim]

Originally posted by desdinova:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mlmbd:
And the SHOE, it's GOLD too. Right??

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">why settle for gold? how about platinum? or latinum?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Or how 'bout depleted uranium? We could fire it out of a cannon and...

Hmm, something tells me this has been done before...

[Ragnarok]

I think I can take a triple shift! I have no car now to do anything so I have the time...

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Grandpa Kim:
Or how 'bout depleted uranium? We could fire it out of a cannon and...

Hmm, something tells me this has been done before...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">..or how about neutronium or dwarf star alloy? It will be incredibly dense, weighing thousands of kilotons, and space and time will be distorted in its proximity. Then we'll REALLY have to keep it suspended, because if it ever hit the ground, it will cause the planet to collapse into a black hole. ...How could such an object be thrown in the first place? Nothing is impossible for His Divine Holiness, Ruatha the Great!

[Raging Deadstar]

*laughs evily as he has a bright idea*

"All followers of his devine holiness Ruatha please come and donate your cash to the Ruatha Gold/Plantinum/What ever else statue fund!"

*Laughs inwardly as the rest of the thread rush forward to pay their lifes savings!*

Muhahahahahahaha soon i will convert them to my cult and they will be my helpless slaves!!! *head spins round a few times as he laughs*

[Ragnarok]

*Rags walks around RD after seeing that he is up to no good. He notices a pull string coming out of his back. Thinks to himself and says, "Stupid dolls" then takes a 22 and blows off the head.*

"Hey RD, where is the real you?!"

[Baron Grazic]

I must be in the wrong post.
I go away for the weekend and come back and this post in interested.
What's up with that? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Kamog]

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THIS THREAD IS MARVELOUSLY GREAT

10) You can post useless things here when you're bored, so you instantly have something to do. (Such as this post.)
9) You can say geeky, nerdy stuff here and people actually listen and understand!
8) You can even say silly and immature stuff here and not get a punch in the nose.
7) It provides guidance, inspiration, and enlightenment when you're lost.
6) Everybody here is incredibly intelligent, knowledgeable, and friendly.
5) It's like a big collection of jokes, poetry, puzzles, stories, advice... just about everything you can think of!
4) LazarusLong42's "abuse" post from a while back: "You swine. You vulgar little maggot..." Super funny!
3) This thread will never die, because we have dedicated people who will never let it die.
2) This thread has a good chance of one day exceeding all of the other threads in the forum. (We can do it!)
1) Its name magically changes every so often, so you get the excitement and fun challenge of finding it.

[Ragnarok]

Great top ten! Everyone of those are correct.
On a related note, this is my 700 post. Ok, so maybe that wasn't related. But that is what is do great about this thread. You don't have to have a related subject... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[dogscoff]

OK, so I'm walking though the enchanted forest the other day, when I see this little guy sitting on a tree branch. He's only a few inches tall, and he's got little gossamer wings and a little magic wand. Anyway, we get talking and I ask him, you know, what's the deal with the wings and the wand and the only being 3 inches tall and everything, and he tells me he's a fairy. Then he says it's pretty crap being a fairy because being so small people sometimes don't notice him but then again the magic powers are pretty neat and sort of make up for it. And we're talking some more and then I ask him his name, and he says his name's Nuff.

Fair enough, I says.

(Fair enough... Fairy Nuff... never mind.)

[Ragnarok]

lol nice one dogscoff. I got that one before I had to read the explination. Pretty impressive huh.

[Grandpa Kim]

Top ten things men know about women.

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.

[Ragnarok]

True. But the Version I've seen is this.

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1. They have boobs.

Edit to add this. One of my favorite sayings to tell someone if they are being a beach. (Works best against females)
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

[ November 12, 2002, 01:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Baron Grazic]

I am sure that between every Male who reads this post - what ever it is called at this point in time, we can come up with 10 things about women.

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[Ragnarok]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[ November 12, 2002, 02:13: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Kamog]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[ November 12, 2002, 02:19: Message edited by: Kamog ]

[Quikngruvn]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

Quikngruvn

[Kamog]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[dogscoff]

10.
9.
8.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[Ruatha]

10.
9.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[dogscoff]

Q: Why is the area between a woman's boobs and her hips called her waist?

A: Because you could easily get another pair of boobs in there...

[Perrin]

10.
9. Can't live with them can't live without them.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[sparhawk]

Top ten things men know about women

10. You can have sex with them!
9. Can't live with them can't live without them.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[ November 12, 2002, 13:08: Message edited by: sparhawk ]

[sparhawk]

WHOOOO!!!, I'm away for three weeks and this forum has nearly 800 post.
Cool.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[dogscoff]

10. You can have sex with them!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, you can try...

[Ragnarok]

Sparhawk, yes this thread is still going strong. We pulled another member into this thread and he is just as insane as the rest of us. We will reach 1000 and beyond!

[Erax]

"All women are cannibals. While they may not literally tear one's flesh from one's bones, they will devour all of one's money, time and attention."

- Clark Ashton Smith.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Erax:
"All women are cannibals. While they may not literally tear one's flesh from one's bones, they will devour all of one's money, time and attention."

- Clark Ashton Smith.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That may be the case. But in some situations you can't help but love them.